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2 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said:

let's go you pizza eating motherfuckers. july 2023 green bean pizza. this was a 9/10, i wish i'd had a thicker crust. 

 

- thin crust

- red sauce

- green beans — tossed in olive oil and roasted immediately before baking the pizza 

- goat cheese 

- prosciutto

 

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I would have definitely made it look better and grown my own beans, but I give you the glory on this one since you stuck to your story.

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1 hour ago, One Man Banned said:

@Elena Delle Donne backed them words up, well played.  I think I would go white pizza and truffle goat cheese or ricotta.  

 

agreed, white would've been great here. i really thought the green beans would be sweeter than they were and overcorrected a little. it's easy to tone them down. 

 

white pizza with green beans, shallots, goat cheese, sausage or prosciutto would be top notch. 

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Sure you can put green beans on pizza.

 

You can also put ketchup on bananas or blow some random dude that has horrible hygiene practices, or, or, you can always eat your own feces.  

 

But let's just not do any of the above becuase it's all the same in the publics eye and thats just gross.

 

 

#teampineapple

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4 minutes ago, ndv said:

Sure you can put green beans on pizza.

 

You can also put ketchup on bananas or blow some random dude that has horrible hygiene practices, or, or, you can always eat your own feces.  

 

But let's just not do any of the above becuase it's all the same in the publics eye and thats just gross.

 

 

#teampineapple


I tried the ketchup on a banana awhile back and it’s actually good.

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One, two, three, four

You know what you are?
A pizza poser, fuck you
I've never seen you eat a slice
To you it's just a trend, pizza is my life
(Pizza is my life)

Thin crust deep dish double pepperoni
Elios stuffed crust, no anchovies
Pizza Rolls, Bagel Bites, cheesy crust is what I like
Put it in the oven, we can order delivery

I don't care, I'm not very picky
Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky
Cut in to eight squares or triangles
All I really want is pizza in me

Pizza is the greatest food in earth
Well, shit

I got drunk with Papa John
He snorted cocaine with his apron on
He got too fucked up for delivery
It was over thirty minutes so my pizza was free

Oh!
(P-I-Z-Z-A)
(P-I-Z-Z-A)

Yo, dude, go get the door, it's the pizza guy
Ooh, you got any money on this one?
Yeah, here's a five
What up, man? Give me that shit, keep the change, get out of here

Haha, yo, hurry, bring that shit over here
What'd you put on it? The good stuff? (Yo, you–you pumped?)
I got the best stuff man, feast your eyes
Dude, are you fucking kidding me? Pineapple on the whole fucking pizza?
Yeah?
Are you shitting me?
No?
Fucking pineapple? Ruah

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
You fucking piece of shit
Why would you do this to me?

Dude, chill, you can peel off the pineapple
No!

I'm gonna peel your eyes out of your fucking skull
I will extract your blood, use it as pizza sauce

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