UPS! Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Haha, thanks drunk. And UPS! we have to call the cops in certain situations because if some shit goes down, all court costs are out of pocket and jailtime/probation for a low paying job is no thx. Yeah i feel that. Yet again ive never had an altercation with a Bouncer, i was taken shots at Security. Im sure there are alot of prick bouncers though, cause thats what ''Power'' does. But then again if some drunk fagget was tryin to get up in my face id probaly start goin Thor on dudes as well. So its like a thing were i understand if i know the situation and its legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Here's a picture of the board where we figure out our positions for the night. I think it's laughs :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 haha thats cool i would totally be a bouncer too i like dealing with ppl like these, i think its fun plus im smart i may look into it, i didnt know so many ppl on here were bouncers and level headed ones for the most part from what it sounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 geez, the club i went to was Plush, by stadium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 After reading many of your posts I think that's how you feel about everyone. Ha ha. Not starting shit just a humorous thought I had. Yeah, dealing with drunks is no fun. Club or not. True Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Something like happened one time to me We were at a club and there was this big guy there and he was giving us a lot of shit And we were like whatever we left And later on that night Somebody shot him in front of the club and killed him Hahahaha!!!! That's fucking awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 One time this girl called us over cause a guy punched one of her friends in the face (a female mind you). We were told dude was in the bathroom, so we roll back there to find this shirtless Kimbo looking motherfucker like "Yea, I punched the bitch". This dude would have destroyed everyone in the club if he wanted to, so we just gave him is money back and asked him nicely to leave. He did. You never know what's going to happen at these kind of jobs. There are a lot of douchebag door guys sure, but getting your life threatened night after night because people don't understand the reasoning behind them getting kicked out (you were masturbating on the dancefloor, or you were fucking a walrus in the supply closet, or you pissed on that guy over there, or you punched out a window) gets on your nerves. A guy I knew got stabbed to death because of an altercation with a customer. I've had people wait for me when the club gets out. It's frustrating that people want to bottle you and you're just making 14 bucks an hour, and for the most part removing the dangerous/douchebag people in there that you shouldn't want to deal with anyways. Where the fuck do yo live that bouncers get 14 an hour??? And that it's concidered petty pay??? And since when are you some toughguy bouncer? I thought you were a scrawney emo kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 But fo real, i hate how they act bad then call 5-0, shits homo. My freinds gave me a heads up that the bouncers and staff of this one bar have plans for me. Turns out somebody snitched me out and they know who I am. Their plan is that they're going to drag me out back and roll on me then hold me for the cops and tell them I attacked them. For getting tags in the bathroom. I'm obviously going to steer clear of there from now on. But I'm seriously considering creeping up after hours and etching every single one of their windows and leaving punchlines taunting them just on priciple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 i heard about this one guy who got his arm cut off cause he kicked out 3 mexicans. However he shot all 3 of them mother fuckers, with one fuckin arm. I wish i could give him props ^You definitely need to elaborate more on this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I've been bouncing for a little over a year. Just because others don't revel in their obesity doesn't make them scrawny emo kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I'm starting to chafe. Get off my nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Ok drunken asshole, you inspired me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 nothing but sucker punches from those bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I had an extremely boring night at work tonight, then right before we closed a HUGE fight erupted between the guidos and the colored folk....shockingly enough to EVERYONE, the guidos actually beat the everliving piss out of the hood dudes, like it was embaressing. I had to save a couple from seriously being choked to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Guidos = 1 Colored = 0 ? Fail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 That story is hilarious AyeBee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 i used to work in an extremely scummy club, the sort of place where you go if you get rejected from everywhere else.... i saw some shit in my time... i saw one bouncer open two heavy oak doors with the heads of two guys he had under his arms (the guys had started been involved in a riot and had trampled some girls to the floor). another time, my housemate who also worked with me had pint glasses thrown at his head by a customer because he wouldnt serve him - that guy took a beating and a half, and was then arrested. he is still in prison now, 2 years later... so many more stories... but i agree, most of the bouncers i know are lovely guys. its only if you do something stupid ill they target you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Where the fuck do yo live that bouncers get 14 an hour??? The club I work at now I make about that. The old club I used to work for I made $20 an hour, plus we could drink for free all night...my boss' rule was as long as you can stand up straight you can keep drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 i had friends who bounced for some of the bigger clubs in Boston, I've heard some retardedly good stories about rich asshole who think theyre important getting beatdown, robbed, and throw into a back alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Hahaha that kinda shit is always amazing...some rich douchebag once told my boy Frankie, who weighs like 350+, to "take your hands off me you $6 an hour piece of shit" Frankie straight uppercut this muthafucka Mortal kombat style, "WHOOPSIEEEEEEEEEE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 i imagine most bouncers really aren't concerned with the security and the safety of the club and all clubgoers most are thugs and ex-cons that hate partyers and clubs, and want an excuse to whoop some ass and get paid for it. probably a little jealous of all the rich guys soaking up all the pussy too. more reason to whoop some ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 lucky he didnt pocket check you too...hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 yeah i had all kinds of coke in my pockets sucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59north Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 yeah i had all kinds of coke in my pockets sucker now your just trying to sound indifferent. Listen homie. I'll give you twenty pounds from a scottisch account i still have running. Do the conversion homie just like the euro. And 14 dollars for being a bouncer or anything else is shit pay!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Fuck a club in general, I outgrew that shit before 21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 clubs are basically just easier ways to move drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 When I hear about a bouncer getting shot, I don't feel so bad, because I figure it's one of those asshole ones. But I'm usually all good with bouncers. I get along with everyone I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 thanks for the inf gliko everytime I hear about a bouncer catching a bash it warms my heart. earlier in the year one sucker-punched me hard in the side of the face when I was drunk and not even looking in his direction. they are such pee heart bitches. He probably weighed twice as much as me and he throws a sucker punch. luckily it didn't do shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 most bouncers get by on the simple fact that theyre big and give mean looks. 85% of them cant fight worth shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Most anyone who gives the screwface are pussies, I find. It's a line of defense for them. *"shook, giving ice grill looks for their protection" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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