Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Hayabusa

FUCK YOUR CLUB AND YOUR BOUNCERS

Recommended Posts

seriously

im almost over this scene right now

shit is so wack. seeing all these wanna be pencil neck dickholes trying to be dope and shit. altho i do like the hos, this shit is getting tiresome.

while i did have fun Oontzing it up last night, what happened at the end licked balls.

basically i found a $20 on the floor while waiting in line for the coat check and to bounce the fuck outta there. (smashed)

So im like dope, a 20, thats like half my bill for tonight yay.

i pick that shit up and im stoked. next thing i know, some fucking bouncer dude comes up to me saying soemthing like, yo i saw what u just did, u cant be doing that shit, picking up ppls money like that etc.

me being confused as fuck and drunk im like w/e bro, and i just give it to em, not wanting any beef with the club security team. booooooooooo

fuck you for taking my 20, i hope it goes a long way, bitch

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I remember the club scene.

 

Lots of BS like that.

 

I remember watching those meathead dudes throwing drunk dudes down flights of stairs and shit.

 

Yeah, you're tough...Your twice his size and he can barely stand on his own.

 

"High five bro!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i KNOW he did. motherfucker was an asshole

i even jokingly said to him "you're sharp" when i got to his post, and the dude didnt even smile

like fuck off with your shit buddy

at least i didnt tip any of em

fuckers

 

but i guess i did, since he got my 20 :(

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

poppin bottles poppin collars. 5 course meals- tailored coats. living it why you seein it. Homie dont sweat twenty. Good times aka i close the tab up in v i p your flashy boy couldnt pay...!!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

im the guy that gets thrown down the 25set of stairs.

i lost my keys once from getting thrown down stairs, so i slept outside.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest shai_hulud

If you really want to be a dick about this, here's how. I assure you that it works, too.

 

Go back to the club, and tell them that you got into it with one of the bouncers after you dropped a twenty on the floor...and that he basically strongarmed you out of it. Make a REALLY BIG STINK about it. Tell them that you have connections with one of the free weeekly newspapers in your town, and that you'll stop at NOTHING to let people know what kind of clip joint they are running.

 

I bet you dollars to doughnuts that they fire him and comp you. You probably aren't the first person who has complained about him. It's your word against his, and clubs spend a LOT of money on promotion. They'll go a long way to keep something like this hushed up.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

man shai that sounds super tempting

but it was only a 20

and i got plenty of money

id do it out of spite tho

i mean if the dude was like happy and shit, and chill, i wouldnt have cared either way

 

but for real fuck this scene

also i think im still drunk...and its 9:30am

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

dude

who the fuck wouldnt sweat a free 20 bill?

are u nuts

thats the most free money ive ever found

usually u get lucky if its like a buck

but 20? man forget about it

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest shai_hulud

Yeah, you have to have a real mean streak to try to get him canned, but he fucked with you first.

 

I figure bouncers have discretion over who to call out on what, so they can afford to be cool especially when they see something like that happen. If he caught you rifling a wallet you picked up off of the floor, that's different. But, he sounds like a jerk that shouldn't be in a position of authority. If he's going to get that salty over a twenty, then what happens if some drunk guy is trying to holler at some girl that he likes?

 

One of my old roommates was a bouncer...if I see him sometime soon, I'll see what he thinks.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That's crap. I would've been finders keepers dude, but you know the meathead needed that $20 so he can ebay another Affliction tee.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
If you really want to be a dick about this, here's how. I assure you that it works, too.

 

Go back to the club, and tell them that you got into it with one of the bouncers after you dropped a twenty on the floor...and that he basically strongarmed you out of it. Make a REALLY BIG STINK about it. Tell them that you have connections with one of the free weeekly newspapers in your town, and that you'll stop at NOTHING to let people know what kind of clip joint they are running.

 

I bet you dollars to doughnuts that they fire him and comp you. You probably aren't the first person who has complained about him. It's your word against his, and clubs spend a LOT of money on promotion. They'll go a long way to keep something like this hushed up.

 

I bounce, and if anyone ever complained to management about anything like this they'd laugh in their face.

 

95 percent of the people that go clubbing are collar popping pieces of shit, that's why a lot of bouncers have such disdain for the customers.

 

Yea, it's whack dude took your 20 bucks, but it wasn't really your 20 dollars anyways.

 

So it's not a huge deal.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

he went out of his way to come to me too, he was way down the line

i was not really in a position to move either, we were pretty much herded into a line, so there was no escape, not like i could just run out or anything...but word its shitty

 

on the flipside, there are some places ive gone to with exceptional bouncers who are actually cool and you know, talk to people..

 

PS ASS you;re right

im not too sore about it. i gave it to him no problem. i figured i didnt have it to begin with so whatever, no skin off my back

i could care less in the grand scheme of things

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
seriously

im almost over this scene right now

shit is so wack. seeing all these wanna be pencil neck dickholes trying to be dope and shit. altho i do like the hos, this shit is getting tiresome.

while i did have fun Oontzing it up last night, what happened at the end licked balls.

basically i found a $20 on the floor while waiting in line for the coat check and to bounce the fuck outta there. (smashed)

So im like dope, a 20, thats like half my bill for tonight yay.

i pick that shit up and im stoked. next thing i know, some fucking bouncer dude comes up to me saying soemthing like, yo i saw what u just did, u cant be doing that shit, picking up ppls money like that etc.

me being confused as fuck and drunk im like w/e bro, and i just give it to em, not wanting any beef with the club security team. booooooooooo

fuck you for taking my 20, i hope it goes a long way, bitch

 

 

 

You got punked for that 20 spot.

 

That bouncer put that shit right into his pocket then told his buddies while laughing at you.

 

You shoulda told him "nice try" and been on your way.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

thats what i would have done...told him i dropped it and be on my way

 

 

if he wanted to take it outside...that is when i would have bitten off his ear.

 

Random fights dirty

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
You got punked for that 20 spot.

 

That bouncer put that shit right into his pocket then told his buddies while laughing at you.

 

You shoulda told him "nice try" and been on your way.

 

 

pretty much. glik0 used to bounce the bouncers from their own clubs

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

couldnt leave without my expensive jacket

 

 

 

 

do any of you even dable in the scene at all?

i went for this chicks bday, but normally, im a bar man if that...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
If you really want to be a dick about this, here's how. I assure you that it works, too.

 

Go back to the club, and tell them that you got into it with one of the bouncers after you dropped a twenty on the floor...and that he basically strongarmed you out of it. Make a REALLY BIG STINK about it. Tell them that you have connections with one of the free weeekly newspapers in your town, and that you'll stop at NOTHING to let people know what kind of clip joint they are running.

 

I bet you dollars to doughnuts that they fire him and comp you. You probably aren't the first person who has complained about him. It's your word against his, and clubs spend a LOT of money on promotion. They'll go a long way to keep something like this hushed up.

 

 

^Good shit. Do that!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

or you can catch the bouncer slipping while he's picking up his steroids

 

and while he's unconscience

 

take all his money

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

Yea, it's whack dude took your 20 bucks, but it wasn't really your 20 dollars anyways.

 

So it's not a huge deal.

 

 

 

Nah fuck that. It was his $20.

 

After he picked it up, it was his.

 

After he got punked by the bouncer, it became the bouncers.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×