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I am a slave of sorts.

Not a love slave.

A hard working maid, cook, nanny, gardener, and handyman.

 

I work for slave wages.

I work sweaty labor in the yard.

Heavy lifting.

I have a shed with all my work tools in it.

Manly.

I work until my muscles are sore.

For very little pay.

 

I am fine with it.

Money isn't that important to me.

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You know I am not totally hawt.

Stop frontin' son.

 

Sorry about Dallas.

We ended up being in Emory the whole time.

No cell phone reception out in the country.

 

They all want me to start coming to Dallas all the time again.

I might do that.

 

I bought the shirt for him because I knew he would like it a ton.

Sometimes I am too nice to people who are not nice to me.

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Nah dude its cool I knew I wouldn't hear from you.

Things in my life have changed a whole bunch lately and it would be a lot better to hang out with you now rather than then anyway.

cell phone reception...blah blah blah pllffttbb

 

Apparently I'm too nice to exes also.

Strange how someone that was such a crazy bitch is now too nice huh?

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Ex dude to the next dude.

 

I am a flake a lot.

I am horrible at making phone calls.

And even worse at keeping plans.

 

You should come to Austin.

pissdrunkwhat? and I are getting a place next month, I believe.

We can have a 12oz TXXXX Pizza Thrash Cat Party.

 

Everyone would be so jealous.

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