DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 A BITTER HAG-LOLERS TEH BITTERNESS WILL FADE AWAY. YOU GOTTO KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND SAY "FUCK YOU TWICE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 you potato eatting kitten face mick you are my soul mate PLEASE EXPLAIN, AND REMEMBER :lol: /NOHOMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 it was directed towards catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 casek i think i need more then cliffnotes i need it read to me please upload a copy, thanks i just punched an ethiopian. satisfied? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 "WIPES BROW" COOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 only the internet is capable of loving me. i've accepted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 she looks like my adopted cousin. congrats. make babies. 23. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 only the internet is capable of loving me. i've accepted it. i would marry you but my new wife morgan fairchild would be very upset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 ^^^^NICE TARTLETS, TARTLETS NO BABIES, AND 23??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 My wife is awesome. That can't be said for too many other peoples wives though. Congrats and good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 I've been engaged for 1.5 years, we've been lazy about getting married and instead bought some real extate. so we live together, thats kind of like marriage i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr808 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 HALF! im married but im only a year in so my opinions would probably be moot. but for what its worth i like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 She's cute. some finanical advice. 1. Calculate how much each of you should contribute to shared bills. If you make 75% of the combined monthly income and she makes 25%, you should pay 75% of the shared bills. 2. Have a shared bank account for the funds that go towards shared bills. 3. Separately bank accounts for everything else. Congrats. Happiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 I've been engaged for 1.5 years, we've been lazy about getting married and instead bought some real extate. so we live together, thats kind of like marriage i guess. true. I'm cohabitating as well. I love my bitch, even though he tips on the Danny Tanner steez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 congrats ...i sure your really excited..its a huge step..best of luck.. i'm getting married to my women of 6 years on may 3, 2008.. i'm nervous, anxious, excited..i can't fucking wait..love is a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 we got our marriage license yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 HALF![/color][/size] im married but im only a year in so my opinions would probably be moot. but for what its worth i like it hahaha eddie murphey at his finest. HALF!! HALLLLLLF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 ASSHOLER- SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND AND ROAD DAWG.(SHE SOCKED A DUDE IN HIS MOUTH AT A BAR FOR CALLING HER A BITCH. IVE BEEN ENGAGED FOR 3YRS AND WITH HER IN FULL 13 YEARS. GOT OUR LICENCE ON MY BDAY-WHAT A GREAT DAY BUMPMAKER- I'M ALL THAT AND A LIL SUICIDAL(DO ALL WOMEN FREAK OUT ON TEH SMALLEST OF DETAILS?) FATAL- THATS BEEN DONE-BOTH OF US HAVE A "COVER YOUR ASS" MENTALITY.(I'M A LITTLE MORE CONSPIRACY BASED)- SHE S FUCKEN HELLA CUTE-THANX! EARMUFFS-CONGRATS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 3, 2007 Author Share Posted October 3, 2007 EDDIE, WHY U TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL EDDIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 BUMPMAKER- I'M ALL THAT AND A LIL SUICIDAL(DO ALL WOMEN FREAK OUT ON TEH SMALLEST OF DETAILS?) yeah man....i thinks its cause men ponder thoughts for like 3 seconds then move on to the next..women will think about 1 thought for like 13 seconds..crazy things are going on in a womens head during that extra 10 seconds..does this make any sense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 i really don't believe in the technicalities of a marriage per se, however i do want a marriage, not necessarily the paperwork. i just want to get dressed up and have a party and get shitfaced and take a giant vacation. of course, with someone i love, without a piece of paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 My wife is very cool. I'd go so far as to ay the two of us are best friends. We recently celebrated our ten year anniversary and things have not slowed down. I'm not one of those people who believes in "when you know you know"... but this one definitely left me with no doubts. After years of searching for Mrs. Joker, I let my guard down and Blammo!... there she was. Congrats on the wedding and best of luck. Marriage is fun until tax time. Buy a home. Have kids... then taxes will be kind to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 She's cute. some finanical advice. 1. Calculate how much each of you should contribute to shared bills. If you make 75% of the combined monthly income and she makes 25%, you should pay 75% of the shared bills. 2. Have a shared bank account for the funds that go towards shared bills. 3. Separately bank accounts for everything else. Congrats. Happiness. this is sooo true!! paying mortgage and household bills is a challenge - gotta have that joint account and get on a plan - otherwise you will fight - and fight a lot most likely cause shit is late, or your broke, or so and so spends to much etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26VALENCIA Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 joint accounts?? yall are smoking crack! more like HER account, or better yet her daddies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 im getting married on oct 20. congratulations broman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 I have been married for a few years and it really is not bad at all. The best advice I can give is to make sure you are ready for it. I see too many people who are not ready for it and still do it get divorced. Realize that life changes and you have to adjust to changes and make a commitment to your wife. Also, with marrage comes kids most of the time. That is also a big life adjustment that you might have to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 .....grumble, grumble....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted October 4, 2007 Author Share Posted October 4, 2007 BUMP- MAKES FULL SENSE, I DONT THINK WE ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS SO IF I GO FIRST YOU HAVE TO COME TO MY FUNERAL-LOLERS GRENADES- WE'VE BEEN DOIN' THAT FOR THE PAST 13 YRS., TIME TO MAKE IT ALL OFFICAL AND SHIT. JOKER- THSNKS, AND I LET MY GUARD DOWN FOR A SECOND, TOOK A CHANCE AND SAID-"HI". 26- PM ME WE JUST MIGHT KNOW EACH OTHER. /NOHOMO. NOTWITTY- THANKS, SAME TO YOU. LETS SEE THE BLUSHING BRIDE TO BE. Q666- THANKS MUCH. SNEAKY- YOU KNOW I GOT LOVE FOR YA- i always got love for the homies. just for you /1/2homo IF ANYONE ELSE HAS A FIANCE' OR WIFEY OR SOMETHING WITHIN THOSE PARAMETERS, POST IT UP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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