HESHIANDET Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 so last night i have my laptop on my coffee table and im sitting talking w/ my girl. all the while my kittens are zooming around the house trying to get a fly. next thing i know the cats are ripping across the table and in the process knocking a bong over which spills bong water all over my computer. i freak, somehow the computer is ok but in the confusion the falling bong litterally broke my power supply thing in the outlet in half. i grabbed one the cats who i think caused all this and was like 'what the fuck i cant beat a kitten!'. so i spit in his face. haha. power pack thing cost me $80. annoying. i hate weed and stoner roomates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 "Dude, you got bong water all over my laptop!" "You got laptop all over my bongwater!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Yeah, I'm glad I don't live in a "bong on the coffee table" type environment anymore. I wouldn't mind a couple of kittens, though. Couldn't have said it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 marijuana is so cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Couldn't have said it better. Haha... I thought I could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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*PROTOCOL* Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 As much as I am pro kitten, they sound pretty out of control. I think an example beating for the other kittens to see would have been appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 you need to sit down and have a talk with them kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 I don't think you guys are paying attention. Hesh spit in a kitten's face. That's a whole new level of awesome, I don't think I've ever heard of anybody doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Not awesome... It's just a kitty... He should have spit in the bong owners face.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Put them on restriction. Get a bunch of shoe boxes and cut holes big enough to see out of, but not to squeeze out of. Put bad kitties in the box. The good kitties will point and laugh at the bad kitties. They will learn their lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 damn hippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Rosenberg Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 I dont think a cat knows the humiliation of spit in their face. If you cant take how cats act, you probably shouldnt have any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 one of my friends has 2 cats....one of the cats pisses on random things...he always talks about throwing the cat in the bathtub and pissing on it....i doubt he'll do it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 cat in the microwave i saw that^ it was ... disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 marijuana is so cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
correct Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 my kitten is pretty out of control too. he got into the trash the other day and i couldnt beat him so i just threw him in the trashcan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Put them on restriction. Get a bunch of shoe boxes and cut holes big enough to see out of, but not to squeeze out of. Put bad kitties in the box. The good kitties will point and laugh at the bad kitties. They will learn their lesson. mark my words they will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Put them on restriction. Get a bunch of shoe boxes and cut holes big enough to see out of, but not to squeeze out of. Put bad kitties in the box. The good kitties will point and laugh at the bad kitties. They will learn their lesson. This sounds pretty solid. However, when the "restricted" kitties inevitably try to squeeze their faces out of the holes, make sure you spit on em good. I'm sure being restricted is a good deterrent, but you really need that spit to the face to drive home the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 i have a kitty cat, and a dog my cat really hates my dog my cat lays low and lurks around the backyard because he doesn't like being around the dog whenever the dog comes outside to take a piss or something, my cat will appear out of thin air and jump onto the dog and start pissing on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 if i saw someone spit in a kitten's face i would think they're a total douchebag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Maybe you didnt read bong water, lucky he didnt put the cat in cat time out! /joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 i have a kitty cat, and a dog my cat really hates my dog my cat lays low and lurks around the backyard because he doesn't like being around the dog whenever the dog comes outside to take a piss or something, my cat will appear out of thin air and jump onto the dog and start pissing on him. lol that's amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARE? Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 "Dude, you got bong water all over my laptop!" "You got laptop all over my bongwater!" ahahah perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 just kick em in their furry fucking face next time they wont do it again i kid i kid.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 my cat peed in my dogs face once i threwthe cat in the pond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HESHIANDET Posted September 29, 2007 Author Share Posted September 29, 2007 now they ate a hole in my bag of whole wheat pitas and ate some. i hate them. i also hate my weeded roomate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 i heard that cats hate this... and youre supposed to punish them with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted September 29, 2007 Author Share Posted September 29, 2007 they used to hate it now they just take it and make a scrunched up face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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