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so last night i have my laptop on my coffee table and im sitting talking w/ my girl. all the while my kittens are zooming around the house trying to get a fly. next thing i know the cats are ripping across the table and in the process knocking a bong over which spills bong water all over my computer. i freak, somehow the computer is ok but in the confusion the falling bong litterally broke my power supply thing in the outlet in half. i grabbed one the cats who i think caused all this and was like 'what the fuck i cant beat a kitten!'. so i spit in his face. haha. power pack thing cost me $80. annoying. i hate weed and stoner roomates.

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Yeah, I'm glad I don't live in a "bong on the coffee table" type environment anymore.

 

I wouldn't mind a couple of kittens, though.

 

Couldn't have said it better.

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As much as I am pro kitten, they sound pretty out of control. I think an example beating for the other kittens to see would have been appropriate.

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I don't think you guys are paying attention. Hesh spit in a kitten's face. That's a whole new level of awesome, I don't think I've ever heard of anybody doing that.

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Not awesome...

 

It's just a kitty...

 

He should have spit in the bong owners face..

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Put them on restriction.

 

Get a bunch of shoe boxes and cut holes big enough to see out of, but not to squeeze out of.

Put bad kitties in the box.

The good kitties will point and laugh at the bad kitties.

They will learn their lesson.

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one of my friends has 2 cats....one of the cats pisses on random things...he always talks about throwing the cat in the bathtub and pissing on it....i doubt he'll do it though.

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my kitten is pretty out of control too. he got into the trash the other day and i couldnt beat him so i just threw him in the trashcan.

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Put them on restriction.

 

Get a bunch of shoe boxes and cut holes big enough to see out of, but not to squeeze out of.

Put bad kitties in the box.

The good kitties will point and laugh at the bad kitties.

They will learn their lesson.

mark my words they will

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Put them on restriction.

 

Get a bunch of shoe boxes and cut holes big enough to see out of, but not to squeeze out of.

Put bad kitties in the box.

The good kitties will point and laugh at the bad kitties.

They will learn their lesson.

 

This sounds pretty solid. However, when the "restricted" kitties inevitably try to squeeze their faces out of the holes, make sure you spit on em good.

 

I'm sure being restricted is a good deterrent, but you really need that spit to the face to drive home the point.

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i have a kitty cat, and a dog

 

my cat really hates my dog

 

my cat lays low and lurks around the backyard because he doesn't like being around the dog

 

whenever the dog comes outside to take a piss or something, my cat will appear out of thin air and jump onto the dog and start pissing on him.

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i have a kitty cat, and a dog

 

my cat really hates my dog

 

my cat lays low and lurks around the backyard because he doesn't like being around the dog

 

whenever the dog comes outside to take a piss or something, my cat will appear out of thin air and jump onto the dog and start pissing on him.

 

lol

 

that's amazing.

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"Dude, you got bong water all over my laptop!"

 

"You got laptop all over my bongwater!"

 

ahahah perfect

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