Seffiks Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Bar patron who woke up naked in neighbor's yard without his pants that contained a cashier’s check for $41,093, meant for his son, and several hundred dollars in cash:lol: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20551706/?GT1=10357 For the cliff notes of the story man wakes up with shoes and socks still on and gets his money back by a man and his dog found in the middle of an intersection.:eek: Post Yer Drunk Stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 my girlfriend lost her cell phone drunk last night, it's either in a cab somewhere (please, god, no) or at my buddy's house (fingers crossed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 What a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 lost my virginity when i was drunk never did find it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 lost my anal virginity when i was drunk to some hairy knuckle guy drinking old milwaukee never did find it again fixed it for you, no need for thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 what the hell is milwaukee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 HE DIDNT REALLY LOSE HIS MONEY IF HE GOT IT BACK I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE HAD NEVER FOUND IT FUCKING RETARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Cheap ass beer that you buy 24 of them in half cardboard boxes. People that would take your anal virginity drink them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 i forget where i parked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Last night I was at a mansion pwning fortune 500 CEO's at beer pong and getting hit on by 16 year old girl posing as 18 year olds eatting alcoholic ice cream then jumped on the drums sat in with the band that was playing and I didnt even know whose party I was at. I guess I made friends with the dude though multimillionaire because me and my boys bought him a big bottle of gentlemens jack daniels he was like you guys get tipped off by jim? (my boys uncle) he brought us to his study and there were like MASSIVE bottles 20+ of differnt types of jack and other types of expensive ass bourbons. Was like I got a couple other events I wnat you guys to come to play some music and hang out @ I'll keep your uncle informed. Dope connections millionares and 16 year olds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Cool, tell me the next time you have a dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 hahahaha, i wanna pee on a rich dudes daughter on video and use it for blackmail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 my man fell back half the ring i dont really lose things while drink i normally steal things, ruin clothing with paint, and fall and get scars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Cheaters(subliminal messages) Tequila Club More tequila Some random chick Bathroom Missing shirt(just my beater now) Girlfriend VERY angry Leave in my car Kicks me out I try getting in another car.. That's parked.. Then I'm in the driveway of somebodies house Many, many cops with guns pulled threatening death or a good time Knee to the back of the head Handcuffed Dropped off in Downtown Los Angeles(Skid Row) Detox center Wake up. No wallet. No money. Swiss cheese memory. Due to cell phone use.. Can only remember girlfriends number.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 sounds like a good time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 It got better... Had to go to work.. Starting hacking at work.. My coworkers had to drive me home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26VALENCIA Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 my girlfriend lost her cell phone drunk last night, it's either in a cab somewhere (please, god, no) or at my buddy's house (fingers crossed) last night i seen this black bitch jack a niggas phone and smash that shit into the train tracks....3:30 am bart station hypes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 woke up in el paso. started my night in san antonio at a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Cheap ass beer that you buy 24 of them in half cardboard boxes. People that would take your anal virginity drink them npbody even drinks that shit in milwaukee its all about the beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 no...im afraid its all about anything but the beast. i think a speedball/crack bender would leave you with less of a hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Was visiting Montreal the other night. Usual drunken bombing type stuff. Ended up on some train tracks. Get rolled on. Run alot, lose the mounties. End up in bushes, while doing the game where I stash my memory card in my 5th pocket, just in case we're rolled on again, I lose the card with many flicks on it from the past year. 15 minutes later, walking again, I decide to make up for the loss of my card by doing more fillins in some lot.... my girlfriend (who was in tow for all of the aforementioned events....) is looking me out on the corner.... starts trying to tell me something.... I thought we were getting rolled on again, instead she informs me that theres a skunk running towards me. Never in my life have I even seen a skunk, let alone had one running at me while I'm in a corner writing on shit... in a city. What the fuck? Have some guy ask me for the time while I'm taking a tag, I tell him he needs to wait a second then started trying to speak broken Frenglish to some couple that was decked out in latex nazi garb. Then I stumbled upon a Scorpions concert, so I tried to break into that for awhile since it was outside. I don't remember alot of the rest but my girl did puke out the window of our hotel and I kept asking people "ou est le concert du rock?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 too many fucked up stories..so heres a good one when i was 15 i got hammered at my boys moms wedding and ended up making out with his aunt who was like 35:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mR.Why? Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 This summer i have lost, 2 cell phones 3 hoodies 1 hat 1 right shoe getting stuipid drunk every day is fun but has its downfalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 getting drunk and doing stupid shit is amazing, you sound like someone i want to hang out with tyler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 I once blacked out, woke up at a friends house, had no car... no money. He took me to where my car was, the whole roof was indented. I looked at the prints from the shoes, they were mine. Shit was bad. Why the fuck did I do that, idk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 my friend one time got drunk and into an argument with his girly, he then proceeded to try to drive his car which didnt work at all in his state. sooo fast forward 45 minutes we find him with the roof of his car bulging up and him passed out holding his broken wrist.. yeah you can put those 2 together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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