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Re: CRAZIEST THING A WHITE PERSON HAS EVER SAID TO ME

 

im guessing your the man that holds meros dick when he pees cool

 

NAH HES THE ONE THAT HOLDS YOU UP BY YOUR TSHIRT WHILE I BEAT HOTSAUCE OUTTA YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR DAD AND HIS "LIFE PARTNER" STEPHEN ON PARENT-TEACHER NIGHT.

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Re: CRAZIEST THING A WHITE PERSON HAS EVER SAID TO ME

 

this is some sunny shit.

 

so in my add to stupid shit said by my fellow crackas

 

my buddy at work in native american u can look at dud and see it. this dumb bird we work with ask him today so your mexican right his like no i am navaho. she pause for a second the says well what part of mexico is that.

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Re: CRAZIEST THING A WHITE PERSON HAS EVER SAID TO ME

 

Okay

so like back to white people

 

- Do you play basketball?

 

old white lady - Yikes!

me - Yikes what

owl - I neeed to get laaaaid, C'mon

me - What?

owl - Get your coat C'mon

me - ?

 

- Now let me ask you something, i'm not trying to be rude or anything but why do you dress like that?

 

-White Dad to my friend: She can't come in this house

 

 

 

Yeah so i have nothing funny but I do have this can of pepsi and it is splendid.

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Re: CRAZIEST THING A WHITE PERSON HAS EVER SAID TO ME

 

Your boyfriends dick after thanksgiving dinner is about as shitty and corny as it gets.

Quote of the day right here.

This is classic.

Funniest thing I heard though, was when this wigga/cracker was walking around at my friends party calling everyone niggas (even though everyone there was predominantly white). So me being the stirrer, go up to this kid after he called me nigga, and said come with me mate. He followed me to a mirror, upon which I asked him what he saw in the reflection, and he got mad, and started going off saying "What the fuck nigga? You tryin to say somethign nigga?"

 

All I could do was laugh at his retardedness, and some other people at the party even clapped at what I did by making him look like a right fool.

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"can a woman get pregnant if she swallows your cum?"

 

true story, i over heard some breezy a few weeks ago on the phone saying...

" so can you get pregnant and still be a virgin?"

other person must have said something for a minute then this gem....

 

"i mean Mary was a virgin and she had jesus!"

 

 

it was a sad day in white girl history that day!

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