John Basegow Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER BEEN TO ONE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Meat peeker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Dude you are flaming right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 this is the kind of thread highsci would make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 FROM WHAT I SEEN OF NUDIST COLONIES ON TV, EVERYBODY THERE LOOKS LIKE A FAT SEX OFFENDER AND ALL THE BITCHES LOOK LIKE MY AUNT LALA (WHO IS DAMN NEAR 60 AND OVERWEIGHT) IM SUPER GOOD, BESIDES, THE TIP OF MY DICK WOULD GET MAD DIRTY FROM DRAGGIN ON THE GROUND. I GOTTA KEEP MY SHIT UNDER WRAPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Theres one near my house. When we were kids we would bike around and one day we happened to find this place. Its sorrounded by some ghetto ass fence(sheet metal sorrounding a cluster of houses,really jerry rigged type shit). It had a speaker by the gate and i guess you would have to press some button to confirm you were a residence. My buddy would bike up to the gate and press the button. The person on the other side of the line would respond. My friend would try and order a big mac and some frys. Hilarity ensued. One time the gate was open and there were like 3 old dudes standing around a horse. And then it stopped being funny and we never went back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 i used to fuck a girl who works as a bartender at a nudist colony.....she would bartend topless to make extra tips.....she was always trying to get me to go.... i stopped fucking her before i was ever obligated to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 anyone who lives/lived in pdx knows of sauvies island. this dude jim spaggs used to video-tape his trips to the nudist beach and air them on public access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 There's one here in town. I have never been. That's not so much the type of thing me and my pals like to do together. Swim nude with old hairy dudes and saggy boobied hippie girls. No thank you. Girls that go to nude beaches don't shave. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 One time the gate was open and there were like 3 old dudes standing around a horse. And then it stopped being funny and we never went back. Hahaha I'm not sure why, but this is pure comic gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 anyone who lives/lived in pdx knows of sauvies island. this dude jim spaggs used to video-tape his trips to the nudist beach and air them on public access. was this public access in l.a.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 anyone who lives/lived in pdx knows of sauvies island. this dude jim spaggs used to video-tape his trips to the nudist beach and air them on public access. I was there once about 8 or 9 years ago and mistakenly walked a bit too far down the beach. Just past that old boat or whatever is beached there. I witnessed about 6 young naked dudes chasing each other and squeeling all girly and smacking each others asses with tree branches. It was theeee gayest thing I've ever seen and hope to god I never encounter anything like that again. And no, I didn't join them.:nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I was there once about 8 or 9 years ago and mistakenly walked a bit too far down the beach. Just past that old boat or whatever is beached there. I witnessed about 6 young naked dudes chasing each other and squeeling all girly and smacking each others asses with tree branches. It was theeee gayest thing I've ever seen and hope to god I never encounter anything like that again. And no, I didn't join them.:nope: Did you join them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfiftyexports Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 He whipped out a harp to provide some music for their frolicking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 FROM WHAT I SEEN OF NUDIST COLONIES ON TV, EVERYBODY THERE LOOKS LIKE A FAT SEX OFFENDER AND ALL THE BITCHES LOOK LIKE MY AUNT LALA (WHO IS DAMN NEAR 60 AND OVERWEIGHT) IM SUPER GOOD, that about somes that up. REAL SEX take none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 The nude beach in my area is connected to the regular beach. One time we walked a bit far and we saw the nudists. There was one super super buff dude with the most bleached blonde hair ive ever seen, he was literally doing these poses. There was a fat hairy white guy and his equally fat hairy wife who was doing stretches with hairy arm pits. We immediately turned around when she started doing bend over stretches and revealed her hair ass crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 my trips to wreck beach taught me this. for every nice pair of tits you'll see, you have to put up with some weird hairy 60 year old dude talking to his saggy 60 year old wife 10 feet away from you. its usually not worth it, except for that peak summer stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Damn I have been to one that is a nudist colony by day, swinger party by night. (The nudists were separate from the swingers apparently) My ex forced me to go as she wanted to watch some other people have sex. I was stupid enough to turn down $5K someone offered me to sleep with her. I should have let them. It was eye opening. My friend has also attended there on his own a couple of times and his stories of Gangbang night there made me laugh. I also saw pics online of a Penthouse pet from my state there giving random people blowjobs and shit. It is mad hectic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 anyone who lives/lived in pdx knows of sauvies island. this dude jim spaggs used to video-tape his trips to the nudist beach and air them on public access. I remember that. That guy was fucking weird. And there was small children in his public access shit, all nude and pre-pubescent. I didn't realize that was Sauvie's Island though, I just thought it was some random nudist-hippie footage from the 80's or something, it definitely looked like some super 8 film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 i threw rocks at nudists when i was like 7 i guess. my parents took me to some hot springs and there were a bunch of nudists down the way and i started throwing rocks at them down some hill from the place where we were getting our firewood. kind of a wierd memory. btw, we were NOT in the nudist spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 we got like 2 nude beaches on oahu.....never been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I'm a nudists....under my clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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