Dawood Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I know I'm probably on the wrong forum board for this type of thread because I'm fully aware that a lot of you are wandering, homeless dopehead pimplefaced 16 and a 1/2 yr. old highschool dropouts who's girlfriends smoke too much weed and drink too much purple passion and cuckoo juice to be squeezing out little mini Bubba jrs and thank God for that. Anyway, I think highly of you. I have 4 kids and usually, there pretty good considering some of the pint sized riddlin kids i've seen in walmart on high decibel audio fidelity hurdling a winnie the pooh sippy cup down the aisles while knocking over a rack of merchandise. My point is, this thread is for the good mothers and fathers on here who actually do raise their kids, but kids being kids and us parents who hang out on 12 oz. caught in between being a malicious destruction of property kaos type bomb up the neighborhood catchin' fills on a boxtruck wild out rah rah type cat or being a good example of an honest upright father/mother figure. Well, admit it, you got some bad ass kids too , so share a story so i don't think I'm the only one with a some loudmouth kids who think it's cool to take bikes from walmart and ride em up the aisles playing crash up derby. (until I go upside their heads that is) So, My 10 year old taught my 2 year old how to say "shut up" except he can't really pronounce it so he says "butt up" over and over and my 10 year old whispers it in his ear all the time just in case he forgot. Also, my 2 year old when he says sit he pronounces it "shit" so All my kids always try to work the word "sit" into their conversations with him so he repeats it over and over. Bad Ass kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 my ex-girl friends kids (4yrs. & 6yrs) tatteled on my for saying Ca-Ca, She had a talk with me on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 "ooh he said ca-ca" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I know I'm probably on the wrong forum board for this type of thread because I'm fully aware that a lot of you are wandering, homeless dopehead pimplefaced 16 and a 1/2 yr. old highschool dropouts who's girlfriends smoke too much weed and drink too much purple passion and cuckoo juice to be squeezing out little mini Bubba jrs and thank God for that. Anyway, I think highly of you. I have 4 kids and usually, there pretty good considering some of the pint sized riddlin kids i've seen in walmart on high decibel audio fidelity hurdling a winnie the pooh sippy cup down the aisles while knocking over a rack of merchandise. My point is, this thread is for the good mothers and fathers on here who actually do raise their kids, but kids being kids and us parents who hang out on 12 oz. caught in between being a malicious destruction of property kaos type bomb up the neighborhood catchin' fills on a boxtruck wild out rah rah type cat or being a good example of an honest upright father/mother figure. Well, admit it, you got some bad ass kids too , so share a story so i don't think I'm the only one with a some loudmouth kids who think it's cool to take bikes from walmart and ride em up the aisles playing crash up derby. (until I go upside their heads that is) So, My 10 year old taught my 2 year old how to say "shut up" except he can't really pronounce it so he says "butt up" over and over and my 10 year old whispers it in his ear all the time just in case he forgot. Also, my 2 year old when he says sit he pronounces it "shit" so All my kids always try to work the word "sit" into their conversations with him so he repeats it over and over. Bad Ass kids it's crazy, your kid is only 10 years old, and i think he's steady trying to figure why the world is so cold. the only solution i can think of is for him to get his clothes and just pack, and run away and never come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 what about when they wake up in the middle of the night and catch you fucking mom? first time that shit happened, I busted out laughing. we told the kid we were wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahaha760 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 my brothers 2 yr. asked this lady for an apple she told him no about 10 times he was being good about wasn't wildin out or anything eh just wanted an apple we were leaving the office the lady was in and his boy out of the blue said fuck you and you apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 just show em the rings my nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 if i catch those kids on the lynnway throwing sippie cups down my aisle im callin dys...lol wood i find it hard to believe you dont raise those kids like little sodiers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted February 17, 2007 Author Share Posted February 17, 2007 I do, bro, but I'm saying, kids are smart. When they're young it's all "yes sir, no sir" but then they get older and they figure out ways to get over on you. Also, there's strength in numbers, man, there's four of them and only me and my wife and don't for second think they don't gang up on us. We have to get gangster on em sometimes, but for the most part it's better to just outsmart em becuase it keeps you sharp. My 2 year old is as we speak punching me in the leg asking me for juice and I'm telling him to scram...but he'll win....Bad ass kids.. people do always tell me that my kids are well behaved though, I just tell them, that's because you don't know them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dame. Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 tl;dr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 i dont have kids, but sum weekends i watch over my younger cuzins and they go in my room and let them play my ps3 and they fuck up my whole room. my porn, clothes, drugs, paint, and anything else that can be destroyed by 8yr olds is fucked up. i cant imagine what it is like to have a family. but i can respect those who take care of there own, i have a few friends that are dead beat dads and it bothers me a lil when they bitch about kids that they dont even raise. but when the day comes that i have a shorty, my lil man is my no.1 priority. so props to the 12ozers that love their kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 puregraffiti is good... but 12oz is for da chilrens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I was the worst kid ever, I am not looking forward to a little me running around. Is it true that you get paid back 10 fold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 i called people out for being fat in public when i was a kid i was totally bad ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasphamey Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Not a parent but my 5 year old cousin has a mouth on him. So about a year ago we got family over, most of us are sitting at the kitchen table playing the "Catch up" game and the little ones are watching nickelodeon on the tv. This little fucker jumps up on the couch and screams out "Sponge bob your a dildo." all my little cousins are laughing, and they dont even know why. Around easter time little nick strikes again, another family get together and at another table with my older cousins. Five yearold nick knocks on the window from outside which is eye level and around his height, so we all look over. The kid cracks a big as smile and the flips us the bird. He's not that bad of a kid, he just has a mouth and my uncle-his father is no help. He'll stand there and tell vulgar jokes as little nick is right ny his side. But when theres a family get together everyone waits to see what the kid will do next. It's probally not the best idea to laugh when he does something inapropriate, but damn the kid just does it out of no where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 kids are bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 if your girl is pregnant and has a miscarriage, you werent really a father were you? or are you? hmm.. i'm still wondering about this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dawood Posted February 17, 2007 Author Share Posted February 17, 2007 I figured there wouldn't be many parents on 12oz. I must be the only one on 12oz. staying home with 4 kids today. Damn. I should bring them down the tracks and teach them how to rock a silver deadletter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 it's crazy, your kid is only 10 years old, and i think he's steady trying to figure why the world is so cold. the only solution i can think of is for him to get his clothes and just pack, and run away and never come back. hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I figured there wouldn't be many parents on 12oz. I must be the only one on 12oz. staying home with 4 kids today. Damn. I should bring them down the tracks and teach them how to rock a silver deadletter. We've got two boys in my house, 6 and 7. They're my girls kids but they're like my boys now too. They already love looking at graffiti while driving down the street. They always point and ask "did you and your frineds do that one?" They're also getting into drawing their names, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 you should definately not have let those kids know you paint duder. I know its innocent because they are so young, but kids like to brag about that kind of stuff and don't really know how to keep mouths shut, and it's only so long before one of their friends parents finds out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 my 4 year old daughter yells "HELLLLOOOOO OLD PEOPLE!!!" when we are in places with a lot of peopel.... i cant help but crack up laughing and try to tell her to stop doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I got teh kids one here one on the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted February 17, 2007 Author Share Posted February 17, 2007 word papa dukes....that's wassup. hold it down for the kids. hold it down for the kids. speaking of holding it down, I got 3 boys and my wifes always yelling at them for peeing all over the seat. Ha-ha. yeah, they always get blamed for it even if I did it. hold it down baby paw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I do, bro, but I'm saying, kids are smart. When they're young it's all "yes sir, no sir" but then they get older and they figure out ways to get over on you. Also, there's strength in numbers, man, there's four of them and only me and my wife and don't for second think they don't gang up on us. We have to get gangster on em sometimes, but for the most part it's better to just outsmart em becuase it keeps you sharp. My 2 year old is as we speak punching me in the leg asking me for juice and I'm telling him to scram...but he'll win....Bad ass kids.. people do always tell me that my kids are well behaved though, I just tell them, that's because you don't know them everyone needs to know how to get over on someone in one way or another... take those getting over skills and point em in the right direction and sharpen them shits up.... make him earn his juice by giving you five minutes of peace and quiet..... every ugly thing in life is an opportunity to learn how to better handle that shit the next time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahaha760 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 my daughter was running around earlier saying where my bitches so i asked where she said in the truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 2006 seemed to be the hot year to pop out children and get hitched. no thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 i used to be homies with this girl back in the day (senior year of high school)...she had these ghetto ass neighbors (ghetto white people)...and they had 3 kids...one was a teenager who was a high school drop out and two little kids like age 3 and 5...... anyways...every time id go over to my homegirls house to kick it...her teenage neighbor would come out and kick it with us, and bring her little siblings out there... i have NEVER heard a 3 and a 5 year old curse that much before!!....they used everything from bitch to fuck...sometimes they would even cuss me and my homegirl ou for no reason....i seriously wanted to grab the parents by the neck and choke them for raising future trailer trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 when i was about 4 i told my neighbour that he smelled like dog poo, same neighbour is now serving a lengthy prison sentence for drug trafficking and firearms violations. so yeah, i stepped up to a badass felon as a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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