tango 24 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear weed people, stop calling my home phone i have no idea what you want i dont smoke it my girl doesnt smoke it its not funny that you ring up and ask for your money back one of these days im going to somehow do a trace on your number, find you and stomp you out its fucking annoying tango "cranky as fuck" 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear whoever, My boy just bought a new crib. I am glad I am the first person who got drunk in it even though I had to move some bullshit. Your house is kinda creepy and makes me feel like I will kill my whole family in it. Have fun. lovingly drunk, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear torque hahahahahah thanks for making my night hahahah ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear turkey sammich and glass of milk, you always make me feel sleepy. gnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tooth, if you do not stop hurting withing 30 mins i will rip you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sleeping pills, please introduce me to your sister. she is a very extravigant woman with more than a touch of class and sophistication that glows throughout her pressence. I am a sincere gentleman (in real life, im a dick on the internet i know) and I would trat her with complete respect as i would my own grandmother. best regards, stay straight with it p.s. im seriouse, you live in the eastbay this could really go down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear wisdom tooth, please go away. I don't have health/dental insurance to get you surgically removed, so we're both shit outta luck if you continue to grow. no love, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear stay. sleeps is my friend,his sister is mine. sorry kthxbai. ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bay, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh undecided pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3@lm1 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ChapStick thank you for applying extra moister and comfort to my lips you are a life savor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sleeping narcotics that have people driving in a trance in the middle of the night then waking up in the morning and having no idea that anything happened, that and some murders here and there, i respectfully appreciate your consideration for introducing me to your sister. I feel you need some time to make up your mind so therefor i will not press the subject, but will infact bring it up at a later date. thanks again, stay killa cali the bay wit it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bay, i appreceiate your politeness and until said date, i will probably be doing nothing maybe i'll sleep sleepy sleeping pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sleep, i cant beleive you betrayed me. all the fun times we had when i was in cali going to parties with you, stopping bullys from picking on you. and you let stay have a chance with your sister. Irish not friends with sleeps anymore CarBombs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear easily consuming vast amounts of potent alcoholic products due to heritage, i am truely sorry for the rude and abruptness of my requests to sleepy man. i ment no disrespect nor did i mean to cause sour or bitter ties. please regard instead that your situation, being location, may make for a relationship hard, if not impossible for dating sleepys wonderfull sister. sincerely, nor cal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear icb, OUCH im sorries!!!!! ....... sad pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo ok....... dear everyone, NO ONE GETS MY SISTER, NO ONE bitchy frustrated stressed tired possibly sick pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Me, Why did you leave a semesters worth of work to do until 3am the day before shit's due. I hate you, Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sleepy, ILB, and Stay A Bay Bay HAHAHAAHA, your back and forth banter was amusing. - Sneak "Not in the BAY but in the YAY" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear me. You must be smarter than everyone else that went to college. Student loans are for chodes. Way to pay for each class as you took it. Genius. -UTAVAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Vaj, Sorry I made a lewd joke in response to your myspace bulletin yesterday. Even though you loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Bojangles I did love it. Its true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Conference Calls, I don't like you so much. See you at 9:30-10:30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear pizza breath, i listerened the shit out of you this morning feel defeated bitch victorious pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Baby, please come already. you're killing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear College Computer, You fucking suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No thanks. Porcelain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Ex-Girlfriend, I can't wait to come over so you can cook me dinner. I am getting the vibe that you like me again. I guess I will have sex with you if you want... -hungry as hell Juan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear juan dont do it its a trap, shes coming over to eat you after she turns into her true form http://youtube.com/watch?v=f7t1eRp728Y (fast forward to 20 seconds) ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milford Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Day Watch, Thanks for coming out on DVD today. I've been waiting for your russian ass to come out since NightWatch. I love russian horror flicks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear juan dont do it its a trap, shes coming over to eat you after she turns into her true form http://youtube.com/watch?v=f7t1eRp728Y (fast forward to 20 seconds) ICB Dear ICB, Even still it will be the closest thing I've had to sex in a while. I am going anyways... -Magik JEWHAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Alcohol, We is over. The shit that you make me do and the things I say because of you. I know I've abused you, but it's because I love you baby. I mean you make everything so much better. People are funnier, women get better looking, you give me courage when it is needed most and console me when I am down. But that is no excuse for you to give me raging headaches or kill my liver(I have two, but still) or make get me involved with those ugly women or law enforcement or play devils advocate and make me believe I can totally kick anyones ass. You make me forget so much. I'm sorry, but it's over. We are not good for each other.. Love, IOU P.S. See you later baby.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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