pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dearest Suki, I witnessed a poofing of unprecedented proportions. the next thing i knew a conversation mid engagement was ended. i guess fatebook decided against it tonight. but tomorrow will be there. -PizzPusherPassin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear supporters of my struggle, thanks, it means a lot. <3POZ Dear Seyz, More than 10 years is too much until you're both older and the general pace has slowed. you're still young niggah... act like an idiot while it's still socially acceptable... -POZ Dear Bike, You're the shit. my faithful steed. keep up the good work. <3POZ Dear Life, you have been extra awesome these last days, and i truly appreciate it. i hope my taking advantage of your offerings has been noted, as i would love to continue on this streak of happiness. Sincerely, POZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonetime Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR MET FANS: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sey, what poz said. and you want to trade a package? but i lost my address list somewhere in my house...... - spnw dear me, don't be such a bitch sometimes. - me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mud, sometimes you gotta check niggahz.... don't hold back <3poz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mom, sorry. I didn't know that was going to happen. -eon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear anyone, can i come over, i need to rest lay down for a while disconnect the night was so long the day even longer lay down for a while recollect -boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanie tuan Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear poz, check dezznuts. dear miss paige, thanks for having me and the girls come to your art show. We had a lot of fun. TT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bitches, Yall aint shit. -FM- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear rain, go the fuck away. it's june now. i know this is oregon and all but this is getting ridiculous. - overflowingpuddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mud, did you know we already broke the record for most rain in june for oregon? shits weak, im tryna hit up the rose festival but its raining nonstop. -oddp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mud and Odd. can we trade weather for a few days? I would gladly take the rain off your hands, and exchange it for 106 degree hot ass sun with a tad bit of humidity and the wind that we do get feels nothing short of a Hair Dryer. ps. its 9 am almost and 90 degrees out gettinreadytopassthefuckoutfrontheheat Dear Good Morning America. I flip you on real quick, to find that Sean Combs or whatever the fuck his name is these days still hasnt learned to dance or put our any music that doesnt make my skin crawl and shake my head in disgust. If thats the case..then i should be able to make the billions he does. amImissingsomething? ese eme Have a good day all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear odd, welcome back. cG dear SM, good advice to seyer on last page...i was dating a woman who was 15 years older than me, and we met in the middle. cG dear seyer, age is just a number! cG dear vitamin b-complex pills, why are you making my pee turn a bright highlighter yellow color? cG dear earl, you east coast people are lucky...you get to find out what happens on shows before us west coast people do. cG dear marco, have fun in nyc!...wish i could go. cG dear ssn, sorry to hear about you and your man. cG dear cg, wtf have you been eating?...youve got too much gas in your system...youve woken yourself up by farting three times in the past week...and then cant get back to sleep. cG dear standardized exam im studying for, you suck! and youre taking away from my oontz time....and this is why im behind on posting in this thread.....this shoulda been like 8 seperate posts, but im combining it into one. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cali.. come up for air every now and then. Good Luck on this exam your studying for. B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Safeway, can you stop being a terrible depressing place that sucks out what little soul people that work there have. I mean i know ill be quitting in a couple days but if you dont change im pretty sure someone is going to clock in with a gun in their hand and murder everyone. k, thanks! p.s- your "chinese" food is mad toxic yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, you just made me think of that episode of saved by the bell where jesse was taking diet pills and studying and shit and starts crying while singing 'i'm so excited!'. and it made me chuckle. thanks! now i shall get stoned and snuggle into my wonderful mattress. well, more stoned. - ramblingpuds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tequila, You won. I should never have introduced you to that slut Mary Jane! Al Capone was a faggot! --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo lulz^^ Dear socks, why do i always loose you? where do you go? i always have to search for two of you that match sometimes you even make me late. get back to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear females with arm fat, Don't waste your money on this shit: Just come see me. Give me $19.95 and I'll let you "workout" every day for a year. --Earl --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mud puddles, im so excited! im so excited! ....im so...scared. that was the most emotional episode of saved by the bell ever. my favorite quote from saved by the bell was when mr. belding thought screech was getting married and he says, "Screetch, you can't elope!" and then screech goes "Who you calling a cantaloupe you melonhead!" :lol: cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Me, You don't have to "sign" this post. You already did so above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sun thanks for turning me into a negroid holler, POZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear tum tum, You want to have something delicious, greasy and all together heart burn inducing (thats another thing I want to talk to you about-when all of a sudden did you decide you wanted to fail me or whatever and produce heart burn?! I am too young and good looking to have that happen.) Me and you pot belly we gotta come to some kinda agreement: Avocados sans salt-snack-My favorite part about dieting. Soy nuts-Snack-Need water and lemon. Breakfast-Oatmeal and agave nectar-fruit. :] Lunch- Salad. Dinner- Rice and steamed veggies. It really embarrassing to admit to myself that this might take some effort that I am not willing to do. This was once your diet by choice. Then you met that dude and he corrupted everything with jimboys and inn and out. Shape up and ship out tum tum. We can do this. <3 believes in you- B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, substitute your carbs with complex carbs. have low sugar salad dressing. steam fresh veggies aldente. eat raw almonds. i miss you! <3 ssn p.s. your skinny as fuck and should eat cheeseburgers on the daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear internet, after not having paid for u for a year...and leaching offa other ppls internets..i cant stand this slow <56k speeds any longer.... freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Saturday, <3POZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear CALIg, I've come to that conclusion too that age is just a number. :) Ps: I've noticed that too when I would take Vitamin B-complex, but that only happens if I don't drink enough water. So you might want to drink up a bit lol -seyseysey Dear life, I told you things only sucked for that moment. Life is good again. We movin' on up -self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dumb bitch who can't seem to find a fucking apartment, you are a fucking idiot. your boyfriend is turning into a fucking idiot. i am so tired of your excuses for everything. do you know how bad i wanted to fucking slap you in your mouth when you told me how much time your loser ex husband spends with his son is "between them". take control of your life. you can you know. but you have an excuse why you don't. your man finally finds a job and it's moving again. muther fucker lost a toe. get a sit down job dude. plus i see him make daily trips to the corner store and he don't look he's got a limp, dude contribute!! and girl, your small child is horrible and yes, it is your fault. baby talk is for babies and i will continue to shoot you glares when you speak to me in any form of it regarding ANYONE. i don't even talk like that to my baby. and she's a baby. you said in august 2009 that you would be in my basement with your 4 and 12 year olds until school started. school is now almost out and you have 0 plans for moving. you pay me and stay mostly out of my way but goddamn those kids need a real home. use your fucking brain for once and take care of those kids emotional needs. foreign concept, i know. - me dear fellow readers, sorry that has been a long time coming..... - muddles dear need to smoke weed, you gonna be hurtin today son!! - spnw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear seyer. can i come over, i need to rest lay down for a while disconnect the night was so long the day even longer lay down for a while recollect -exhaustboat dear insomnia creeping back, five AM, out again, triangle walks. -sleeplessboat dear everything, fix yourself please. -boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear morning, hungover and going to work sucks big dick. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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