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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear q666,

work work work!

that's the story of my fucking life.

i deserve a break once in awhile.

<3 ssn

 

dear cali,

we were there about 2 to 3.

there were lots of people

and a party bus getting ready for the

sf how weird festival.

tell your mom i said happy mothers day

and hello.

<3 ssn

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dear al,

 

please call me if you need me. anytime. i will be here for you because at this point there's not too many people left that will be here for you. as much as you two are/were heroin addicts he was good for you. he actually loved you and would never hurt you like all the others did. i am so sorry you lost your friend. i only met him for that one week i wouldn't let you doped out fucks stay in my house when you brought eli to visit, but i could tell by the end of the week that he really cared about you and your son. whatever that is worth from him. it just sucks that this won't get you clean and josh just got arrested and i can't even ask why, cause i know. don't you fucks die on me. i'm so sorry and i love you baby girl. i'm here when you need me.

 

- carly

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Dear Grown Ass Women,

 

Should you ask a man to do one thing while actually expecting him to do the complete opposite... FUCK YOU!!! You are a fucking cunt of epic proportions. For even thinking such a thing is normal and the fault of the man for not knowing such. Men should be allowed to hit you so fucking hard that every time you think such a stupid thought you will automatically shit yourself and immediately apologize for thinking such a stupid thought. You should also upon admitting you're wrong, act accordingly and stop trying to project the blame elsewhere.

 

IOU/endrant

 

Dear Ex,

 

Thank you for already reminding that I'd rather be sad and alone than with you.

 

IOU/jiltedloveroner

 

 

Dear 18&over Club,

 

Thank you for giving me a way to properly cope with said recent trauma.

 

IOU/lovesemdrunkandyoung/notreally

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Dear Sound Guy from tonight's event,

 

Did someone unscrew your skull and shit in it? Why would you put the speakers 6 ft above everyone's heads and pointed across the room at each other?

 

That was stupid,

Earl

 

Dear Earl,

 

That must have sucked bad. For the most part I've pretty lucky with sound issues, but have definitely paid some dues. Seems the last thing cats invest in is proper sound or even decent sound at that. Don't have that shit if all you're gonna do is half ass it.

 

IOU

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dear cali,

it was like old times just hanging out

and doing nothing that turned into

something.

people were so nice to us and so

chatty all day.

<3 ssn

 

dear IHU,

did you see this?

<3 ssn

 

dear sf giants,

i will see you

tonight and tomorrow.

lets do better...

<3 ssn

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Dear Swindle,

 

Come kick it out here, you can crash on my sofa.

 

Chops.

 

Dear CaliG & Bfishoner,

 

When I'm over next year ill be getting tattooed in your neck of the woods, so i'll be around for afew days!

 

Chops.

 

Dear Sukiukiuki

 

Hello.

 

Chops.

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Dear boss at work,

 

typically when you double ones workload you pay them accordingly, I think you should understand why I am visably upset

 

-yinz

 

dear bartender,

 

Typically when 2 people walk into a bar you serve the person who was there first, not the busted 40 year old tramp that came in 5 minutes after I did... I will be tipping accordingly

 

yinz

 

dear dogfishhead 90 minute ipa,

 

you are absolutely delightful and salvaged happy hour.

 

Love always,

yinz.

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dear ssn,

 

it was odd how nice everyone was with us yesterday...even at pinkberry.

sorry to hear about your 2nd ticket :(

 

cG

 

dear chops,

 

it'll be nice to finally meet you.

 

cG

 

dear people that promote shows in sacramento,

 

do a better job...

 

i found out last minute that canibus was performing here in town for $8.

 

and i also found out (during the comedy show) that ralphie may was performing.

 

these are both shows i would have gone to if i knew about them even a couple days in advance.

 

cG

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dear everyone,

fuck everyone and everything.

if anyone speaks to me about the bruins or about hockey in the next month.

i will snap some necks, and make you write me checks.

-boatmad

 

 

Dear bruins,

i hope every single one of you.

goes home and cries for days on end and almost ends your sorry life.

you are in a club of FUCKING SHAME RIGHT NOW.

HOW COULD YOU LOSE A SERIES YOU WERE UP 3-0 IN AND THEN LOSE A GAME YOU WERE UP 3-0 IN. REALLY?

IF I KNEW WHERE YOU ALL LIVED I'D COME SHOW YOU HOW TO PLAY REAL HOCKEY WITH HEART.

YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK IN MY BOOK RIGHT NOW.

-boatfuckinghatesyou

 

 

dear habs,

smash philly plz k thnkz bai.

-boatlovesmesomecanadianbitches

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Dear Stride.

I chew your gum like a cow chews curd. so i am down to try new stuff you market.

picked up a pack of that shit you call flavor changin....berry to mint i believe-

you forgot to mention that somewhere in the middle it tastes like dirt.

 

i spit it out and threw the other pieces at random people at work.

 

dear Self..

quit being such a bitter bitch.

 

dear self.

fuck you..dont listen to yourself. you have every right to be in this mood.

 

fellow oz'rs..im not really this nuts..just am lonely and have no one to talk to .

 

wish me a better day tomorrow please.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

muddles.

your offer is the nicest thing that has happened all day.

however, im deaf in one side and the ringing is so loud in the other..the phone is pretty much obsolete at the moment (small part of the frustration). but i wish i could help you as well with ignoring nick jr.

 

i think im just gonna take two and call it a night

 

have a good one yourself tho.

 

xxxl

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear b,

 

i would love to cheer you up someday! i only got one more 17 minute program to tune out and i have an evening to myself. probably just take a shower, get stoned, and watch some civil war sex show i taped the other night. hope your saturday is better. where's the kid? to cool for you anymore? :) goodnight (or good day if you read on saturday)!

 

- spnw

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