lepthebeard Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Dear Some1, Stop playing ska and maybe people will jam with you. Regards, the crow calls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 dear tractor tire that is fucking heavy, lose some weight bitch XL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 dear whole foods, thanks for having magical sushi tonight when I stopped in. love always, sushiface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear My Day Off, I cant wait for tommorow. Me and you are going to sleep in. Maybe do some fishing(I got new lures) and stay out with niggas one last time before they leave for good. Love, Imsosleepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear Dog Chapman ( the one on 12oz) I appreciate you more than you will ever know. I wish you were home right now, instead of working 39835 hours. Thank you for everything. P.S. But could you please stop leaving your hats everywhere? Love your wife, Alure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear Gliko, You gave me the great idea of making spicy orange chicken when all I had in my fridge was a jalepeno and an orange. You are a mastermind, try out for hells kitchen. Thank you, my meal was grrrrrrrreat! Alure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear X-Girl from years and years ago, You're boyfriend will find out, so let's get drunk and finish that 'movie.' Love, IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear IOU, Your* Love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear QD, Your write. Sincerely, IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear Local Pub Thanks for having awesome stines/glasses and not noticing that I steal once each time I visit to put in my own kitchen. I'm no theif, Mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear IOU You're* Love, Spitfire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear Stomach, I hear you grumblin nigga you better WRAP IT UP B! Shiiieeeaaaat -Dis Nigga Right Chea III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dear 1988, You are very grumpy and mean when you're asleep...be nice, or i'll karate chop your throat when you snore. All praise to Allah, She Weezy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 dear marijuana love you....mean it steeched! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 dear itch i can't scratch, FUCK YOU ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear Mojitos, I love you. Sneak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 dear work, if you suck tomorrow, i am burning you down. NO questions asked. no love, ^ . ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 dear catface I'll come visit for some coffee even thou i dont drink it. ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 dear icb, cool, just give me a heads up so i dont give you decaf, cuz thats the special of the day tomorrow. love always, catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear ENG teacher, you creeped me out the other day when you called me. wtf did you mean by saying 'becareful what you wish for, ______, it might come true' before hanging up? fucking weird... MONGSTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear Weirdo Flake Girl I has 99 problems but a bitch aint one. You have flaked out for the last time. You are now in a holding pattern until further notice. Sneak "Don't Like to Play Games" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear Upcoming 4 day Weekend, I am looking forward to you. Fuck work, Mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Dear 4:00 pm I await your arrival with eager anticipation...oh and tell your fellow time mate 4:20 it's on! Working smart not hard, Sir Dood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 dear people from 12oz Shipoopie that is all. -MN1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Dear Torquemada, You still have a big penis. -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 dear coffee, thanks for waking me up this morning! -roadpiggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 dear sleeping pattern, seriously, what the hell man? get your shit together yours in sleepiness, tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Dear hangover, Go away. woowooed out, VAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Dear hangover, Go away. woowooed out, VAJ Woowooed out? I didnt know you ya know...liked uh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downsouthjnkin Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 dear comcast, why the fuck is your cable soooo shitty it always goes out at the best part of the movie.... fuck you i hope you die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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