ms.seyer Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Dear everyone, Thanks for the support- you really don't know how much I appreciate it <3 Still standing and breathing, and keeping my brother and sister in check and it's doing good. Non sexual hugs for everyone, I love you guys. -Seyer Dear fathers day, Not really a fan of you cause I don't have that great of a father. However, I hope you GOOD dads had a great time celebrating fathers day! -Seyer Dear person who hit my car this morning, Stop texting while driving! Learn the rules damnit. Konichiwah motherfucker! -seyangryatazndrivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 dear sey, wtf is a sexual hug? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Dear Cali, I sexy hug thats not just friendly. Sometimes involves ass grabbing? :lol: -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 dear seyer, oh, i see....my hugs always include hip thrusting :) cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 DEAR OONTZ SEX HUGS FOR ALL (BASICALLY I'MA STICK A DILDO IN YA'LL ORIFICES). Haha, kidding. Sweet dreams xxx Dear Decy, You blow my mind. And my paint. Could be happier but a year dude. We can do thid /endovershare <?3 xx [sic] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Dear seyer, I'm glad you're hanging in there. Massive hug. Seyer, you'rea good soul, it's weird how you can tell from so little but you can. x Dear dad, It was tough but I miss you every day and I dunno if the pain will ever stop creeping up in random moments. Guess that's life. I know you'd be proud of the people myself and Lil Bro have become. I love you. Dear Lil Bro, i miss you. and I worry bout you every day. But you have grown into the most awesome young man and I am proud of you constantly; you're calm, chill, slow to emotionally react - all the things I'm not. We make a good team and I love you. Dear TDB, You're doing good dude. Fair play for not geting mired in all that emotional mental shit this time round. Dear fingers/brain, Stop thinking and typing now, it's bed time. Dear Oontz [again] whoah, sorry, that was deep. But sometimes this shit needs an out, y'know? Life is weird, and tough, and beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Dear wifey, stop being so goddamn negative and condescending all the time, I'm about to lose my shit. Let's see how much some weed helps my attitude... fuck I wish I could calm down without the use of chemicals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 dear TDB, sleep. its good for you. - inj dear dog, elated that you've got just a torn ligament and not hip displaysia. i'll still have to put you down early, but it's better news than a $6000 surgery, like thousands of dollars cheaper. - inj dear ex, i really don't know why you hit me up last night. we haven't talked in 5 weeks, and you're traveling europe, meeting people, living the life. meanwhile i'm trying to save money to start my life again, pay rent and insurance, and considering my loneliness/brokeness. and i want to avoid acquiring more addictions than i already have. i'm still too afflicted by feelings to be a friend to you and i'm too nervous to say that. i want you and i want the best for you and i care for you like a man ought to and i can't say any of that. - inj dear seyer, give me a call sometime, i miss talking to you. - inj dear symbols, if you're looking for new people to hang with, i am back in ******* for the conceivable future. - inj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Dear Lety, your insecurities are what made me walk away from you. and yet i still miss you, you bat shit crazy woman. -El V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 dear injury, our dog tore her ligament. the surgery was pretty cheap thanks for the offer but i am a major introvert. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Dear TBD, Thanks for the sexual dildo hugs, I kinda needed that. :D -seyoyayo Dear Calicaliguuulaaa, I'll take the hip thrusting hugs from you without fear. I ain't mad at ya! *tupac voice* -seyseysey Dear inj, Promise me that you won't kill your dog. I'd seriously would pay 10k to keep my dog alive. -MS14 Dear everyone at work, Fuck yall -me Dear dude, For an about to be 30 yr old you seem to need to get your shit together soon. And fast. I also wish you'd recognize how much shit I've done and do for you. "Aint no one gonna love you better!" *insert ghey singing here* -seyyobiatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 dear rolf... well done dickhead! there's the warning you knew fine well was coming... you do well by not drinking when you put your mind to it, and you don't miss it... idiot... now get on with life, get a new job, in fact a new career... as there is no building going on... anywhere... join the firies or go offshore... dae something, this joab yir in's pure shite... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Dear dude, For an about to be 30 yr old you seem to need to get your shit together soon. And fast. I also wish you'd recognize how much shit I've done and do for you. "Aint no one gonna love you better!" *insert ghey singing here* -seyyobiatch dear seyer i've found that people are generally who they are by the time they're about 25. if someone hasn't gotten it together by then, chances are good they never will this opinion has held up well as i've gotten old(er.) also, inconsiderate people don't usually become considerate. good luck with all that !@#$% dear me i'm glad you can still get out there and do it to it, even at your ripe age !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 dear seyer i've found that people are generally who they are by the time they're about 25. if someone hasn't gotten it together by then, chances are good they never will this opinion has held up well as i've gotten old(er.) also, inconsiderate people don't usually become considerate. good luck with all that !@#$% Dear symbols, I have a strong feeling that you're striking gold with that point. Though it seems like a lot of folks I know who are at least 25 or older have not gotten it together. It's pretty scary. -seyeryayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 dear upcomming friday, seriously?!...105 degrees though!? cG dear upcomming saturday, wtf?!!?....110 fucking degrees??!? cG dear sacramentens, see...even this guy knows whats up! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=061_1371141323 cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 dear guy you're a dick dear TDB fuck I hate being in the wrong place, roll on the weekend Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear Decy, Christ on a fuckin pushbike I miss you. Thank you so much for all the sane you're keeping in me. I didn't expect this to happen but the more I know you the deeper I fall. 2 sleeps. xxxxx Dear TDB, You need to cut down the drinking shit dude. And also move out of the conversion with 20 people who seem to delight in being contrary major drunk asshats and proper upset you last night. Curled up on a kitchen counter weeping is not a good look. You're doing good otherwise, remember that and that you should be proud of the transition you made. You have been through AN INSANE AMOUNT OF SHIT in the last month, not to mention in your life overall, and the fact you're not dead or majorly alkie is something to be proud of. The things you did in the last month alone... woman, you are waaay stronger than you give yourself credit for. See what happens when you choose booze over paint? EVERY TIME WOMAN. It's insane how paint keeps you out of more trouble than it gets you in. Keep painting, keep sketching, your dreams will come true (I hope). Dear Oontz, What's up guys? Whatcha been doin? Please share your worst housemate stories so I can feel less like a superidiot and more like a human. Dear Sey - more dildo hugs for you xxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear TBD, Do parents count as bad housemates? -seyoyayooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear folks, Have you ever came across that one person at work that just makes you pissed off knowing that they're in the office? You don't even have to see them- just knowing that they're there makes you wanna bust in their space and ruin their facial with your fist? -MS14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear sey you just summed up pretty much my whole office, i have about 3 or 4 people there that keep me sane! dear tdb a kinda detox week i reckon, until i get paid anyway ;) decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear you guys Screw you, I wish there was someone I can talk to at my work. I hate all these bigots and can't wait until I retire. Cil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear Decy, Yeah, that's like 95% of my office. I work in a law firm for crissakes, so that's kinda expected, but damn when I first started here a while ago I expected them to have a little bit of class. It doesn't exist with them. -seyer Dear Cilone, Everyone in my office is at least 15 years my senior. 100% immature overeducated yuppie snobs with no respect. There's one person thats nice enough to talk to me, but snitches since he's the boss's chronie. Punch them all. -seyerrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 TDB, had a roommate that was actually an informant placed in my house ove 5 years ago. Dude always asked way too many questions, but I never thought twice about it until swat showed up at the door, fully equipped and dressed. I had a roommate in college in the dorms that was gay, which is fine, until I wake up to the sound of asspounding at 3am and there is no divider in the room. That was extremely gross and awkward for me, not to mention the whole fuckin dorm smelled like shit... I had a roommate (at two different places, same guy) that had to spend about 30 minutes, i shit you not, clearing mucus and phlegm out of his throat first thing in the morning, and I woke up almost every morning to the sound of ungodly havking and coughing and wheezing. Even when we were an entire house length apart in a 5 bedroom house, I could hear him caughing and gagging and wheezing. Fucking gross to hear everyday, the first thing of the day. I had a roommate in that was into this 'street art' shit that used to leave at like 10 or 11 pm, and not get home until 3 or 4 in the morning, with ink and paint all over his hands, high from paint, and smoked weed like a fucking chimney, swear to god he smoked like 7 grams a day for most of the time we lived together. This fucker had hundreds of cans of paint, and markers, and stickers and shit, and that asshole ended up getting the swat team called to the house and everybody except one of us got arrested.... (Oh, wait.... one of those bad roommates was me....) -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear TDB, moved into my exgf's apartment when I was about 20. granted it was her spot that i moved into....paid my half of rent for a month..we got on each other's nerves the whole time..i up and moved one week later, never got any of my money back...broke up about a year later..she was a bitch. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear Cali You should post nudes of your ex. Cil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 dear cil, do you realize im into plus sized women? are you sure you know what you're asking for? lol cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear Cali I did know that, but forgot. I still think you should post them. Cil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 dear Cil, maybe instead i'll just post pictures from the 2 fat chicks i had a threesome with....thatd get more laughs. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear Cali That idea sounds like gold. When I lived in Cali during the 90s, I was almost trapped into a threesome with two fatties. My friends wife did not let my drunk self go with them. I was too drunk to even realize. It was the end of the night and those two tried trapping me, just like a guy who tries to get a girl in the last last minutes before a club closes. Cil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dear Cali, I say post all em here. -Chubblubbin sey Dear B, Don't tease me. Don't tempt me.... Hate to sound sleazy but tease me, I don't want it if it's that eazzyyy. -yoursexualpartner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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