investwit.thabest Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, "I dont swim, but ive stroked a few breasts in my lifetime." -CALIgula That's genius. -Invest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear woman with the children on the public bus, get off your fucking phone and shut your loud ass kids up. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear opossum, you know, i was having a fairly pleasant, if not somewhat dangerous, drive to work daydreaming about other's graffndance steez with the dulcet tones of feist coming out of my speakers, probably too loud (it was one of those moods), when you shocked me back to reality. i could have probably hit you, as you most likely just came from some nice person's garbage, but that's not like me. i was pretty close to work so you didn't totally ruin it. but i just wanted to put it out there, you know, in case you were oontzing today. - muddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mudpie sounds like a pretty good morning, i woke up 5 minutes brfore class, hungover, and had a test, forgot my calculator and had to do the whole 5 page test with no calc, i need to not drink on thursday nights anymore -tux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat ralphy, you coming to sac? cG dear cali, i forgot to tell you that im rollin' to sac with fat ralphy. see you soon! <3 ssn dear weekend, FINALLY!!! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear interested parties, Unfortunately i will not be in sac long enough to marinate with all my efrens. Sucks but i am driving my future mother in law up so she can spend the weekend with her sister. My ladies aunt is dying of cancer, and since no one else can take her besides my lady, i stepped up. I would rather drive her then have my lady drive, she can barely navigate and i dont have faith in her 98 Infiniti. So im leaving SJ at 6pm driving to Sac., and rolling back cuz i have some business in SJ early on Sat. -FR Dear Cancer, Fuck you. -Phat Rizzalphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fr, sorry to hear the sad news. you are a gentleman. im gonna randomly honk at dif cars and wave at them hoping one might be you waving back. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ex girlfriends, youre fucking retarded you broke up with me after nearly 3 years. you have a stupid reason too you want to be "free" what the fuck. you dont like all the attention you get from me yet youre a fuckin attention whore? fuck you. vulcan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Vulcan, I really appreciate what you contributed through style to graffiti. I think you were before you time. --Earl Dear Vulcan, You ain't Vulcan. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sooks, Its the silver scion tc..giants frame on the back license plate. -FR ModernWarfare2, Dont worry baby, i will be able to play with you on sunday. Love you -fat ralphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tony Jaa, Make Ong Bak 3 come out faster. Sinceremento, víctima gasface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear FR, i also sport a giants license plate frame. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ghetto boy at school, fuck with me again and I will kill you. I'm not gonna give you twenty bucks because you want it , so go suck a dick and mAke your own money. Yours truly, invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear subway guy, thanks for hooking up the double meat on my sandwich. i know it wasn't personal cause you had that 'i could not care less about my job' look in your eyes. and then when i told you $9.00 was too much for a combo meal and i only had $8.00 you only charged me $7.50. right on sir! - it'sbeenagooddaysofarpuddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Subway Guy, I bet if mudpuddles had a dick and mustachio, you wouldn't have been so kind. I'm right, ain't I? Yeah, I know how you mother fuckers think. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear FR, thats cool...im actually heading out of sac at 6pm today and will be in the east bay anyways...if youre ever out this way again, we will marinate. and get a cypher going. yes, caligula spits too. cali"nogiantslicenseplateholder"gula oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest, im 24'd right now, but when i can, i will prop you. cG p.s. just remind me i owe you props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, fair 'nuff -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear mother nature, Let it keep snowing constantly so I do not have to attend a weekend visit to my mentally unstable father this weekend. Thanks. invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cold, FFFFFFFFU. You are messing up my life: No school two days in a row. Paper was due today. No work. Behind on paperwork and several clients relapsed. Look like crap. Feel like crap. Slacking as embassador of sacramento. </3 B. fish Dear FR. Hope you enjoy your short stay here in sacramento. Best of luck to your auntie in law. the mocosoto-B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear mother nature, fuck yes. it's still snowing. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest, now i'm confused. you want it to snow or no? i'm going home...... - muddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mud, yes i want it to snow. i'm egin' on mrs. mother nature here... i dont wanna go to my dads place for the weekend. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest, i cannot read . carry on. i will egg her on for you too, fuckd up parents suck. _puds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear average white american males i swear to god if i get called british or new zealand(ish?) on xbox live again i will bottle you in the face. please dont get mad when i make you visibly upset -qwerhtg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear puds, yeah sorry it was typed somewhat funky, my bad. -invest dear mother nature (again), fuck you. the snowing stopped and now i have to go. you whore. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear suki, Today I decided to wear red lipstick. It is the first time ever in Banana fish history that lipstick has been decided to be worn. Whilst eating my oatmeal I have discovered I made a mess of my face....How do you wear this stuff like a lady i.e not look like I am three year old who just drank a gallon of kool aid? I keep getting it on my oatmeal. Then all over my hands, then it messed up my precious curls, and now my oatmeal tastes gross. Sincerely- The sad fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Subway Guy, I bet if mudpuddles had a dick and mustachio, you wouldn't have been so kind. I'm right, ain't I? Yeah, I know how you mother fuckers think. --Earl Dear Earl, I don't discriminate when making sandwiches. Cockmeat sandwiches, Ain't nothin' gay about gettin' your dick sucked. /NHomework dear average white american males i swear to god if i get called british or new zealand(ish?) on xbox live again i will bottle you in the face. please dont get mad when i make you visibly upset -qwerhtg Dear British American Kiwi, My face prefers Canadian beer bottles if there are no 40's at your disposal. Sinseriously, gasface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bananaredface, you have to wear lip liner first then apply the lipstick and more even more security against bleeding you can blot with some powder, loose powder if you have any and it should stay all day and night through eating and drinking. i'm leaving for sac in about 2 hours. holler! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear count chocsband, here... take me please? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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