pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear eatso, leaving in the morning im drunk already and i want some claw hammer nacho death strong armed robbery murder party tranny hilarity -ballinoutin08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear hammertime 10-4 see you in a couple -MC fork master spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear nose. This open wound thing you got going on in the inside of my nostril… not pleasant. I feel like I have permanent booger in my nose. I keep rubbing and secretly picking but it does no good. Please do me a favor and make it go away. Sincerely - the rest of your body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sweatervest, You have been awesome to me for the past month but I'm now getting tired of you. I think I'm going to get your distant cousins dress shirt and blazer and if funds or lack of security allows new kicks as well. Magz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Reno, It was a muthafucking blast. I'm sad that I must leave you today, but I shall return. Sacramento or bust... <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Winter in Northeastern Ohio, FUCK YOU!!! -Walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki, i'll see you soon shnookums. how can i retrieve my child's jacket? it's cold today. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Gangsta MG, I can call Jake or you could wait til I go back to Reno on Sunday? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear valentines day, Chocolate is overrated. -banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat ralphy, next year..hook her up a lil tighter on valentines and don't go out of town without handling that shit first. from your pal, FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat ralphy, your sharks are garbage this yr son, go kill yourself. yours truly, k beezy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear valentines day and valentines evening party, I'm sooooooooooooo stoked for you. We 'finna juke them hoes. !!! love always, catfaaace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo suki, i'll just wait until sunday. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear microsoft excel, fuck you! frustrated, caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Heat and Oil, Be fucking working when I get home because cold showers are not cutting it and I want to bring this beezy home tonight and not freeze my ass off. Dear Gorgeous Italian Girl, Well sorry I wont have flowers for you tonight. Every place is sold out or the flowers look rotten. I hope my Spa Trip Gift and taking you out for dinner and drinks will be enough to get you to come home with me. I really hope you get naked and sit on my face seriously. Oh yea it would be nice if we started dating and did it on the regular. I think I'll ask you about that tonight. Makes sense your sister loves me your mom loves me you brother only has good shit to say about me shit even your dad wants to hook me up with a tv, whats so bad? Signed, Juan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear me, stop being a retard. <3 me dear stupid dumbfuckcuntgirl(s), yeah fuck you, you fucking fucks. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SSN, You're pawsitively correct. IOUIZM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ho, Prepare to be supermaned tomorrow night at the shindig. -HBHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Fat People, Completely edible clothing coming soon. IOUalwaysthinkingoutsidetheboxoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, why didnt i think of that!? cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear CALI, I don't know man, but understand that fat people will be able to eat while waiting in line to eat at all you can eat buffets. They can eat their clothes and shop and get new clothing. Its like my genius will help to stimulate the economy and help this country conquer its recession. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, I have an idea how to simulate the economy too....it involves postage stamps. CaG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Please enlighten the IOU.. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear CALI, For two straight days I've been trying to prop you and have been denied. The PROP gods be steady hating. IOUcannotgivetehpropsproperly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, Making a dinner that required buying a bottle of wine was pure genius. GettingdrunkIOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Fat People, Completely edible clothing coming soon. IOUalwaysthinkingoutsidetheboxoner dear iou, it's all about the hoodie moomoo. <3 ssn dear ______, thanks for dinner. it was quite lovely. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Please enlighten the IOU.. IOU Dear IOU, It's simple.....you put a drop of acid (LSD) on postage stamps...and up the price from $0.39 cents to $20..... people will spend lots of money on stamps....and so as not to let the money they spent go to waste....they will buy more shit to mail people... thus stimulating the economy. geniusatwork, caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SSN, We need to brainstorm more ideas. Also who is _____________?? Not who I think? IOU Dear CALI, We should activate our powers and combine them. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, combine ideas??......edible poststamps? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear CALI, I don't know about that cuz nobody wants a bunch a fat people on acid tearing up a city block like elephants gone wild. But we could figure something out. SSN needs to be up on this as well.. The Unholy Trinity shall rule all.. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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