Skag Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bjork and Dizzie Rascal, I'm really glad I made it to both your shows yesterday and I'm really glad I nearly passed out in the heat in your show Rascal. Bjork you were amazing and your light show (with the dancing lightening men and the fake snow storm) was beautiful and it was great to be really stoned and jamming to your icelandic turnes. Peace Skag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Today, im about to strangle someone... everything was planned out perfectly for tonight... many options too.. but everything just seemed to somehow fall apart and im stuck in the fucking crib not doin a damn thing and no more green to smoke... what the fuck... -BoredOner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear red-headed ginger minus thee freckles- Thank god we got the movie thing over with. I was not down for you having my movie for another 5 months. I really missed it and am glad it is back with its rightful owner. I am sure you were not paying attention at all to it and you should have. City of god is pretty aesthetically pleasing. Oh well too bad for you. Great for me. I came up on my movie and free ganja. yea mmhmm woot- Banana on the come up of her own things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Yo Caligula you're right i must have messed something up probably the Ceaser threw me off, i dont know why i thought what i thought word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Life, Why I am I so drunk?? Ummmmm, IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEDRO NAVAJA Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo ^^ drunk postin???? dear hr block why you fucks being so thirsty i aint even got my tax form... and you fucks steady callin the crib... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Big Pat, that's because they know you ain't got no e-props so they're trying to milk you for you're dough..don't go to H&R block, my dood. They're not tax preparers they're loan sharks in tax preparers clothes. Trust me. They want to get a CHUNK of your tax check OR loan you some money when you have to pay back uncle scam. Just find some hood nigga that knows how to prepare taxes if you have some complicated tax steez or just file yourself online if you work a 9 to 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear spoof movies, Who the fuck is going to these and allowing them to continue making another one every 3 months? It should just be legal to fucking gas the movie theater, killing every one in it, every time they start playing some shit like Meet The Spartans or whatever that gay shit is called. There are already too many retards out there, the last thing we need is you motherfuckers breeding and creating more icp listening faggots. Not so sincerely, MrChupacabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear people that put Barbie dolls in the package, You sadistic fucks, breaking in to Fort Knox would be easier. Why must you tie down every tiny little piece with invisable wire? Why must you nestle that little tiny bottle of sunscreen in 5 pounds of plastic? Are you laughing at the factory as I pop it out and it goes sailing across the room never to be seen again? Its ok, it was going to get lost in about 5 minutes anyway, or worse, eaten by the kid. I just want to get the damn thing out of the package as soon as possible. 20 minutes to remove all the pieces of the Barbie bathtub while a 4 year old is screaming? You fucks need to be paying me every time one of these damn things comes home from the store. May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits, Raw Fish P.S. Thanks for driving me to drink after a month of sobriety. These beer shits are for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Today, Let's have a bunch of fun.. What do you say?? Thanks Love, IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mero, I wish I could give you my cell number (no homo) I'd want you to drop me a voicemail and just go off on some shit. It would make things much better when I read your posts online...like, then instead of reading "MY NIGGA B" in Bruce voice, I could read it in Mero voice...and that just makes more sense. -Get that get that, Bruce ID BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE. I JUST NEED A ROLL OF QUARTERS AND YOUR PARENTS WHEREABOUTS JUST IN CASE YOU SNITCH IN THE FUTURE. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR ELI MANNING, PLEASE COVER SO I CAN COP THIS OUNCE. GOOD LOOKIN MY NIGZ -DA KID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz, i've been chasing after this girl for a minute now, put the nail in the coffin last night. ganna drink some beers tonight and get saucy, have a good night 12oz. -superpumped-Walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear nigga from south Georgia, I know you're just makin man talk, BUT NOT ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND Because I WILL go down there with her spring break and beat some Tahiti ass, nigga HypecuzofsnowOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear buffalo chicken pizza, i souldn't have just eaten you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear buffalo chicken pizza, You sound good right about now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 dear graffiti writers, please stop taking yourselves so seriously. we write on shit that doesnt belong to us which puts us in the company of toddlers....and well...thats about it. it is very unlikely you will parlay any fame you gain into an art career and the girls you are currently pulling are semi retarded at best. i would suggest you start smiling a little more and realizing that while what you are doing is juvenile it is also fun as shit and should be treated accordingly. p.s. - you are not a rapper. stop it. all the best in the future, boogie hands thats awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear work, please do not fire me for failing my drug test and calling off the two days afterward <3 d. dear movie studio, please pay me $300 dollars a day for something i love then send me al over the world thanks, you fucking rock <3 d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear omelette: Where are you? feed me-B.Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Yo Caligula you're right i must have messed something up probably the Ceaser threw me off, i dont know why i thought what i thought word dear haya-b yeah...i think lots of people get confused when they read caligula's real name....he was just named after caesar i guess. cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrorlicious Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Marijuana, where the fuck have you dissapeared to? i'm bored and have money to buy you and yet you don't show up. some drug you're turning out to be. get with the program and hit me up. boringly yours, -Boredalicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cousin- Hm. You claimed your enchiladas were better than our grandmama's. I beg to differ. That shit tasted like something you got of good housekeeping magazine and you used a can for the chili. I need-int say more. Step your game up mayne. C- for effort. -Banana fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bfish long time no see where you been at? also my enchiladas are not only better than your gradmama's they can also cure aids/cancer and go back in time. -seriousoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Yo B-Fish, C- really? like i can think of some frozen type shit that would deserve a below average rating... but home made? - Walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Doctor, Thanks for being a nice doctor. Although I wish you gave something that'd help me sleep through the next couple of days. IOU Dear High Blood Pressure, Go fucking yourself instead of me. No love, IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, did a friend of yours open a new store in town or something? cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, lower: stress weight salt intake increase: exercise and you wont have to be put on a dieurteic.. had high blood pressure too oner, caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, lower: stress weight salt intake increase: exercise and you wont have to be put on a dieurteic.. had high blood pressure too oner, caligula Dear Cali, Thanks. Two of those are easy enough, but not sure where the stress is coming from. I don't guess I better get deep with myself. Maybe anxiety, but I had a hard time explaining myself. Signed SickRockOner, IOUIZM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, just smoke more weed... it helps with anxiety and stress...but maybe not so much with paranoia. cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Weed does help, but not always in my budget. I kind of have an idea why, so hopefully I can deal with it. The visit was kind of funny. I kept trying to sleep while I was waiting. And some wimmins with a big booty need to wear the panties cuz them jeans be getting sucked into the black crack. Haha.. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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