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So I just walked out of my room

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and hear some sort of weird music... i pause for a moment and realize that my roommates girlfriend (who is now also my roommate) is listening to seal... i thought i head her listening to it the other day, but i wasnt sure, now, i am sure...

 

she is not awesome

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im not sure what music seal is. i've heard of it... and i dont doubt i've actually heard one or so of their songs. i just dont know what it is.

 

 

hootie and the blowfish come to mind when i think of seal.

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hootie and the blowfish come to mind when i think of seal.

 

 

piss in her shampoo.

 

 

 

 

it's weird that these two things were said in progression, because one of my friends was on tour and got invited to a party, and found out they were at darius rucker("hootie")'s house, so they peed in his shampoo.

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BAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYY I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE!

 

 

seal married heidi klum. thats more than enough reason to like him.

 

(or not i guess its all how you look at it, but you got to respect that.)

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i've been drinking Red Seal Ale at work almost everyday for the past few weeks. good stuff.

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come to think of it, i drink alot at work. on thursday night we were pretty slow, so the bartender and i had about 7 or 8 glasses of wine and a few beers.

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bum da du duh dum dum dum, da da da da. thereeeee is so much a man can tell you, so much he can see. dihd you know, that when it's slow my eyes become....

just kill me please

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it's weird that these two things were said in progression, because one of my friends was on tour and got invited to a party, and found out they were at darius rucker("hootie")'s house, so they peed in his shampoo.

 

 

The universe is inter-connected.

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BAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYY I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE!

 

 

seal married heidi klum. thats more than enough reason to like him.

 

(or not i guess its all how you look at it, but you got to respect that.)

 

 

I know, man, I can't believe dude is married to Heidi Klum. Motivation for all the ugly motherfuckers out there, like me.

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a man named "VIPERFACE" posting a picture of SEAL??? COINSEDANCE????

 

coincidence. not really

 

Original meaning of the term "viperface" is not acne scarring or ugliness.

It's more in relation to one's behaviour, attitude and resulting facial expressions.

 

viperface is a whiny, bitchy asshole type of person who is against every suggestion you might make and doesn't think any idea is a good one.

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