El Mamerro Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Yo son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 ^^0wn3d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 that's horrible...^^ supposedly girls are slightly smarter as they say they mature much faster.... which would lead to better choices and situations in life... but usually parents always watching/ taking care of their daughters, so as they would not fuck up... (and go fuck..) girls do talk much more... easily might give in to their feelings... and are most likely to stir up something unaware and unnoticed.. many times for something stupid and useless... if girls were actually smart... then why is it that in this world we use the term mankind to explain everything that exist and will exist and has been made throughout the ages of time... women get unnoticed alot so this is the media's way of showing some of them they actually have a purpose... whomever saw this must have been watching the view... tv for women and plenty useless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Girls have longer attention spans yet they use them to pay attention to stupid shit that doesnt matter and then they use it against us... Like 8 years down the road your married 2 kids happy ass hell big house nice car the whole 9. Then she whips out some bullshit at the dinner table like "Gosh, I remember our first date... do you remember what I was wearing?" You sit there in your dome like "What the fuck? Was this in the manual? That was fucking 8 years ago! I have to pay a fucking morgatge and she whips this shit out!?" So very humbly you go "Baby I am not sure exactly what it was but I knew from the moment I saw you that you were the one." Then you hear the "KAAACHINK!" of the pussy being put on lock as she lunges towards you with a butter knife! "YOU DONT REMEMBER YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE I WANT A DIVORCE AND I AM TAKING THE KIDS!!!!" and the only thing you can answer with is "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES WAS THAT THEY WERE OFF 2 HOURS INTO THE DATE!!!...FUCK THAT'S HOUSE LITTLE JIMMY WAS BORN..." Then you look at your son realizing that you just ruined his life and that he is going to need years of therapy... See its the womans fault for everything...; um.. you need to up your standards a little. i dont remember shit, if a girl ever goes apenuts over me not remember what she wore 2 days ago i question if i should be around her. i remember shit that matters.. like glow in the dark compass rings.. not what the fuck you were wearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 i was just being fecefishseshsh? I made it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 fictitious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 facetious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 oh. thats the word i meant. good going boxcars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 um.. you need to up your standards a little. i dont remember shit, if a girl ever goes apenuts over me not remember what she wore 2 days ago i question if i should be around her. i remember shit that matters.. like glow in the dark compass rings.. not what the fuck you were wearing. truth.... i sometimes ask my girl the same question 3 times in one conversation cuz i asked and then stopped payin attention the first 2 times before she answered..... she doesnt take it personally.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I punch women in the face...I will die alone and happy... waaaaaaaaahhhh emo day #2 freakin decemberis gonna suuuuuuuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 fecesious- of or related to feces..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 girls are probably more evolved because they can control their basic urges more than guys hahahah. hahahahhaha. hahahahahah. HAHAHAHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Me fail english that's unpossible. tucker max? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 They can be as smart as they want but they gotta give good brains for my respect. Thats were im at! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Girls have longer attention spans yet they use them to pay attention to stupid shit that doesnt matter and then they use it against us... Like 8 years down the road your married 2 kids happy ass hell big house nice car the whole 9. Then she whips out some bullshit at the dinner table like "Gosh, I remember our first date... do you remember what I was wearing?" You sit there in your dome like "What the fuck? Was this in the manual? That was fucking 8 years ago! I have to pay a fucking morgatge and she whips this shit out!?" So very humbly you go "Baby I am not sure exactly what it was but I knew from the moment I saw you that you were the one." Then you hear the "KAAACHINK!" of the pussy being put on lock as she lunges towards you with a butter knife! "YOU DONT REMEMBER YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE I WANT A DIVORCE AND I AM TAKING THE KIDS!!!!" and the only thing you can answer with is "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES WAS THAT THEY WERE OFF 2 HOURS INTO THE DATE!!!...FUCK THAT'S HOUSE LITTLE JIMMY WAS BORN..." Then you look at your son realizing that you just ruined his life and that he is going to need years of therapy... See its the womans fault for everything...; This shit had me laughing. But it must be asked, are you the kid in this story or the Dad?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 tucker max? Ralph Wiggum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 for real. how do you not know that simpsons quote. its one of the best of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 The Simpsons have so much quotables I'm pretty sure a whole thread can be made on peoples favorite Simpsons quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 i think there was already a simpsons quote thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 when i was a kid, i hated the nursery rhyme that went something like this.. girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice boys are made of snails and puppy dog tails im sure some dike-ass feminist wrote that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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