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It's $500 a month...at the moment my sister is supposed to be movin in there too so we'd split it down the middle, but if not I can afford it myself

 

No flicks as of yet, possibly soon

 

man you dont wanna be livin with your sister man thats ALLLL bad....maybe a brother but life really sucks when you see her tampons in the trash and her hair cloggin up your shower drain

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I've been on my own for ten years now and never looked back....

 

Welcome to the wonderful world of....

 

-Landlords that could care less!

 

-Section 8 neighbors

 

-Electrical bills!

 

-Phone bills!

 

-Pests!

 

-Friends coming over all the time whether you want them to or not!

 

-Dealing with all the stuff Mom and Dad used to do for you (see:laundry, fridge full of food, clean bed sheets, etc...)

 

-"Where did that water spot come from on the ceiling? why has it been growing over the past week?"

 

 

Lot's more thrills and chills await you young sir as you leave the roost and get out on your own! There's no telling what each day will bring and that's what makes it so exciting and expensive not only on your pocketbook but on your sanity as well!

 

But don't worry it's not that bad. Come home as late as you want, fuck anyone, anything anytime you want, beers in the fridge, grow weed in your toilet tank if you feel like it, eat ice cream for dinner every night of the week, bait your nieghbors with a Nazi Naval flag, asian strippers when you wake up in the morning...the world is yours......kinda.

 

Aser is right, you're all just a bunch of little boys

 

 

There's always somebody on 12oz who will take your happy announcement and show you how shitty it will become.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gotta love it.

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I've been on my own for ten years now and never looked back....

 

Welcome to the wonderful world of....

 

-Landlords that could care less!

 

-Section 8 neighbors

 

-Electrical bills!

 

-Phone bills!

 

-Pests!

 

-Friends coming over all the time whether you want them to or not!

 

-Dealing with all the stuff Mom and Dad used to do for you (see:laundry, fridge full of food, clean bed sheets, etc...)

 

-"Where did that water spot come from on the ceiling? why has it been growing over the past week?"

 

 

I agree with all of this except instead of "-"Where did that water spot come from on the ceiling? why has it been growing over the past week?""

 

Lets change it to the following to fit my situation : "Why is there a hole in the ceiling and why were your friends running around in our attic?!"

 

And I would like to add that you should make sure your dryer doesnt catch on fire twice...(it wasnt my fault I swear I was the one putting it out...)

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how many bedrooms and baths and anything included?

 

2 bedrooms, one bath, nothing included

 

As far as me hearing my sister fucking, I'd hafta say she needs to be the one worried about that situation. Also, for anyone who would like to fuck my sister, she's cool as fuck but also really fat. Anyone who's interested in fucking fat white chicks (and by that I of course mean black men) feel more than welcome to try

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