AyeBee Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 My girl says lotsof things that if I didn't love her I'd hate her for acting so stupid "I like our anniversary, cuz it's a time on the clock"...aside from how retarded that is on its own, you also need to take into account how few dates aren't times on a clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 The type of comments i get when i have a half an hour conversation on the phone with only saying "O RRY" and "Why?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car2nist Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Her: "You wanna try this another way?" Me: "What, you mean doggystyle?" Her: "Kind of..." hahaha, memories. "are you sure your not black?" "yea, pretty sure" "wow" oh, and my fav, weirdest... "do me like ted bundy" after seein that movie. i was like "what the fuck, you serious?" "yes", so i layed it down... with no hittin. that shit had me BALLIN. i had to hop off for 5 mins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "im a virgin" *laughs* "im not a ho wtf" i laugh even harder (because she was a ho) also "draw my name" that one had me laughing a lot when i was younger, that and "Draw my tattoo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 hopefully finding "the one" means no more stupid talk. either that or it means you give in and just let it happen. fucking babble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "I'm short on rent. Can I borrow 300$?":haha: (I knew the bitch for like a week) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Oh yeah...she was a jew too.:biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 so it was porkchop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I don't know if I've shared this one, but: I'm in the tattoo shop, sitting in the chair, waiting to get work done, and one of the guys is talking.. "So last night, It's about a half-hour to closing, and this girl walks in, and asks, "Do you guys do cover-up work?" So I say, "Depends on what needs to be done." So she replies, "How about a partial cover-up?" So, I'm thinking 'What The Fuck?!?!'-" What do you mean Partial Cover-Up?" So she pulls back her sleeve, and theres a huge forearm piece, in Olde English letters, reads "Derrick" And it hits me: "So what, youre dating a guy named Rick now?" She responds "How did you know?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Did the baby eat your Dingo Or did the Dingo eat your baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Its not a mustache its peach fuzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 hahaha, memories. "are you sure your not black?" "yea, pretty sure" "wow" oh, and my fav, weirdest... "do me like ted bundy" after seein that movie. i was like "what the fuck, you serious?" "yes", so i layed it down... with no hittin. that shit had me BALLIN. i had to hop off for 5 mins. You're a fucking idiot. Seriously, if I could fucking stab your eye through the internet I would right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 "its YOUR baby" Hah I have this one chicka friend who told me she got pregnant recently. She hadnt told me who hit her with the jizz but she was asking ym advice about all kinds of shit. me: Who is the dad? You need to tell your family. her: I cant say, they will hate me. me: Why not you need the support. her: You dont get it, I told them it was yours! me: What the fuck? Your a clown. I dont know if its funny, more fucking rediculous than anything considering I never tapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I'd demand a good tapping for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 ^It's not like you have to worry about knocking her up.:cool: ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 This Vacant Redx (08:46:42): awww no hi? This Vacant Redx (09:59:21): youre a fucking fag Prone2Savageness (10:28:59): Love you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I broke up wiht this one beezy and her response was " i was gonna go on the pill and let you fuck me in the ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 its always "what they were gonna do", never what they actually do. bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't fuck it in the ass" --so i've heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Prone2Savageness: Mkay... censored: mkaymkay maky thats all you fucking ever say why the FUCK DONT YOU CARE ABOUT ANYTHING FUCK Prone2Savageness: Because you're umm.. crazy. censored: IM ONLYY FUCKING CARAZY CAUSE YOU FUCKING DONT CARE Prone2Savageness: Yeah but, I don't care because you're crazy. So maybe if you stopped being crazy and got some crazy pills or something, then we could have a nice conversation where you're not being crazy, and I'd begin to actually care about talking to you. Where as right now, I think you're crazy and I don't want to. censored: FUCK YOU YOUR CRAZY Prone2Savageness: Right between the two of us, I'm the crazy one. Prone2Savageness: You're* censored: YAH YOU FUCKING ARE THE FUCKING CRAZY ONE YOU STUPID FAG Prone2Savageness: Yeah, you're really making some awesome points here. censored: FUCK YOU IM GONNA GO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW censored went away at 1:48:19 AM. censored returned at 1:55:25 AM. censored: SEE YOU DONT EVEN CARE I COULD OF BEEN DEAD Prone2Savageness: I don't care because you're crazy, I've already made this point. censored: YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GRAFFITI STUPID WEBSITE censored: STUPID KIDS WHO BREAK THE LAW AND YOU JUST JOKE ABOUT FUCKING PEEING IN BUTTS YER AN IDIOT Prone2Savageness: If you let me pee in your butt I actually might start to care, because at least then you'd be a crazy girl who lets me pee in her butt. Right now you have nothing to offer me but caps and misspelled words. I can't do anything with that. censored: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 Prone2Savageness: Hold on... censored: okay I actually just signed off after this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 censored: YAH YOU FUCKING ARE THE FUCKING CRAZY ONE YOU STUPID FAG Prone2Savageness: Yeah, you're really making some awesome points here. censored: FUCK YOU IM GONNA GO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW censored went away at 1:48:19 AM. censored returned at 1:55:25 AM. censored: SEE YOU DONT EVEN CARE I COULD OF BEEN DEAD Prone2Savageness: I don't care because you're crazy, I've already made this point. awesome....this is why i still keep in touch with you dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 ha, that actually was funny...she should bear your children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 she should just suck it up and let the butt peeing commence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 That's what I'm saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 ^^^ Just called you fucker... Hit me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Oh I dropped my phone in the toilet. I took the battery out right after so i think it's still good. But yeah... I wanna make sure it's all the way dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hawk Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 the funniest thing ive heard was "Should i get boned by my cousin?" but you know not in those words and not in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Before or after you shit? *EBG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 when chicks get pissed and they say things like "suck my dick" it makes me laugh (not from gi jane) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 oh wait i got another "don't touch me there only my daddy can touch me there" "dont touch me there daddy, mommys not in bed yet" my cousin says that at the worst possible times ... get a reaction everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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