~KRYLON2~ Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 "stop doing that thing with your eyebrow its pissing me off" i still dont know what the fuck she was talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 C'mon, you know if you could get some money on ebay for me you'd be trying to fit my ass in a box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Any bidders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 "do you really love me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 i had a girl who begged me to lick her eyeball. like the actual eyeball when we were fucking. shit kinda wierded me out... but then i choked her and slapped her in the vag hard as fuck and she was like whoa what the fuck and so... then i licked her eyeball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 her vag? like vagabond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 yes. he slapped her vagabond. she brings him everywhere she goes and when he tried to turn it into a three way party he slapped her vagabond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfiftyexports Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 'Yo whos that looking at us at the end of the bed?' 'The names Bond! Vaga Bond!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 :lol: :biglaugh: :lol: :biglaugh: :lol: :biglaugh: :lol: :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 vaga bond. good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILROE Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I used to know this totally crazy fucking slutty girl and she once confessed to me that she had a wet dream about ghosts fucking her. And yes she was stupid enough for it to be true. never really got over that one.... "Did I really throw a slurpee at you? I was a psycho huh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 totally crazy fucking slutty girl anything else you missed there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 one chick said to me after sex after I complemented her on her skills she said "my mom fucked around with rod stewart" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Oh she gave you an opening if I ever heard one! gave me an opening? what does that mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 i had a girl ask me what i do when im not awake. that was kinda funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I dont like giving head jobs... "yeah right!" ....She tells me this after shes sucked my dick for the past half hour... didnt stop here asking if i wonted one, later on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 "Rains not really water, rains a different water" Another time I was asking the same girl about cocaine. Me:Did it feel like you were in a sence of euphoria? Her: Isnt that a country Another time "Egypt isnt really a country is it? I thought it was just a made up country" Another time "I was born in holland, that makes me holish" "How do you spell aswell?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 hahahaha good ones!! I got one I just remembered from this cutie I am tryin to smash on... "This milk tastes like turkey!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 me: ok give me the next direction girl: it says go Toward route 120?? What's Toward? me: nevermind i think i know where i'm going (she thought Toward was a city) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{holy}random+++ Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 fuckkk let me think i get back from Puerto Rico, she's like come here I need to ask you something and shes like "I found a pill in your room" so I'm like thinking I haven't had no pills lately so I tell her to show me it...and its a fucking GENERIC TUMS with like 1567 written on it. That was by far the funniest one. your mom sounds like my dad... i've had him get into my face and hella stare me down. i of course respond with "wtf are you doing?" and he responded by accusing me of being high, saying that my eyes are dilated. and i'll be sober as all fuck. but then other times, when i was high as all fuck, dilated pupils and all, he wouldn't even notice and i could carry out a conversation with him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{holy}random+++ Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 some of ya'll are hanging out with some dumb ass broads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 on mtv made... dood: im going to the US open in Vermont.. Girl: Is that in Canada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 FISH AREN'T ANIMALS.... and this was being said by TWO girls... i told them, you dumb bitches, fishes ARE animals. "no they're not, they're like something else....." so i gave them the benifit of the doubt that they were confusing it with the catagories of mammals, and reptiles and shit. so i said, "you mean they arent MAMMALS." and they insisted "NO, THEY AREN"T ANIMALS" and kept laughing all retarded like, thinking I was the one who was wrong. to this day they still argue about it, or deny the conversation ever happend. and this was said by the same girl who got stoned, and put those japanese doodoo drops in here eyes thinking they were eye drops yes. no fucking morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 is coffe always hot? or do you have to heat it up? baffled and amazed me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 "peru is in america? i thought i was in like, africa" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 SHORTY: YO CAN I GET A DIME FOR 8? ME: *SLAP* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 me: you like run dmc? her: not really. but that guy is old school me: it's a group, not one person her: oh, i don't listen to r&b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 "you were the worst boyfriend i've ever had." "when i said try a different position, i didn't mean stick it in my ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 some of ya'll are hanging out with some dumb ass broads. yeah this thread was made for funny or cute things girls say and do....not stupid bimbo shit. ehhh....but i guess sometimes they go hand in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 i think stupid bimbo shit applies. it is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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