Dirty_habiT Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 My girlfriend inspired me just a moment ago... she said... "The WAY you're putting lotion on me is evidence that YOU don't love me..." Hahaha, isn't that just fucking hilarious... I hope that you all have many more to add, I know I will... My girlfriend says funny things all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "i feel something in my mouth it feels like air" --- a friend i smoked with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "im not using you for your money" brought me to tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Oh god...I wish I didn't smoke so much, cause I'm sure there are about 5 bajillion stupid things said by the girls around my house.. Egghh, my memory sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 yeah, i know for sure i've said some stupid stuff....i just can't remember what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Oh god...I wish I didn't smoke so much, cause I'm sure there are about 5 bajillion stupid things said by the girls around my house.. Egghh, my memory sucks. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "I've moved on Lens and you should too" -my ex a few weeks ago. no, wait, that's not very funny at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 awww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 my ex "See, You just looked away when you said that, YOUR A LIAR, get the fuck out, you are trash" Me "I really did love you and hope you find help soon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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prison coleslaw Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Aim convo. ME: aare you on birth contrrolll Girl: yessss. i was before Girl: remember you ate one and i freaked out on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "no i'm not cheating on you i love you." when i walked in on one of my ex's naked with some other dude. needless to say i just laughed waited until she left changed the locks and threw everything she had to the curb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "So, does your dick look like one of those sausage rolls?" "You mean am I un-circumsized?" "yeah" "No" "Oh, okay, great! i guess you are a nice guy after all" that one stands out for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prison coleslaw Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 was she you ex then? also: ouch. that sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "i love you" that's always funny to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 haha "you remind me of my brother" -horrible timing (use your imagination) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 haha "you remind me of my brother" -horrible timing (use your imagination) you must live in the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "i love you" that's always funny to me well we all know what i love you means. i want to keep having sex. i want you to keep buying me stuff. i want you to keep supporting me. etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "he's just a friend" ::lens shakes head, vaguely smiles and mumbles "fuck" under breath:: always a nice one to hear when you're out with a girl you really like and that's how you get introduced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 well we all know what i love you means. i want to keep having sex. i want you to keep buying me stuff. i want you to keep supporting me. etc etc i think at that moment it meant "don't ask your friends if i've been fucking them" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 you poor boys and your sad stories of girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 dam casek that sucks well don't worry cheap hookers, titty bars, and maybe a intro to the blue haired asain porn star i know are just a couple months away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "he's not your friend, you shouldn't trust him" also means "don't ask your friends if i've been fucking them" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 dam casek that sucks well don't worry cheap hookers' date=' titty bars, and maybe a intro to the blue haired asain porn star i know are just a couple months away.[/quote'] haha. i'm not broken up by it. just another slut on the road to perfection. i was heartbroken, but now i'm callous. wait wait...blue haired asian porn star.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 fucki had one but i forgot. ohh yeah girl holds magazine in front of her face "i cant see anything" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 thats good, you should just shit on her next time your having sex, that will solve all your problems. if she isn't down well then trust me she will never talk to you again. and if she is down well just tell all your boys who are fucking her about what a nasty bitch she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 thats good' date=' you should just shit on her next time your having sex, that will solve all your problems. if she isn't down well then trust me she will never talk to you again. and if she is down well just tell all your boys who are fucking her about what a nasty bitch she is.[/quote'] haha. she's miserable without me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 My quotes from weirdest thing you have heard in bed thread First of all there is already a thread on this but here are mines anyway. #1 A 30 year old teacher i was dating when i was 19 told me that she wanted to "lick my eye balls" I replied with "what the fuck is wrong with you." She responded shocked "What?! You have nice eyes" #2 First serious relationship. Had her on the floor and she screams out " I could be laying in dog piss right now and I wouldnt even care!" I jumped off of her and laughed until my stomach hurt. She was like what happened she didnt even know what she said. Ones I have said: #1 On this one night stand I had. In the middle of it I was like "Oh my god its a shame that I am going to have to kill you afterwards." #2 I called my exwifey (who i am trying to get back with as we speak ireally love her awww jeeeze some1 caught feelings) a slutty bitch. I dont know why i said that but it came out. She stopped me turned around and goes "Could ya leave the slutty bitch stuff out of this. I am really not a fan." Enjoy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "If you fart im not having sex with you again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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