HardyHarHar Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "i cooked you dinner its sitting in the kitchen" i walk in and find a pan with ramen in it. Regardless, this right here, Pure comedy with a touch of sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Symbols I figured you'd know a bunch of stupid funny shit girls said... You don't participate enough. i'm having a hard time coming up with statements my best friend has a bunch of funny stories from when she used to be a stripper. plus, i spend way more time around guys than i do girls. i'm not gonna get into funny shit said by me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Regardless' date=' this right here, Pure comedy with a touch of sad.[/quote'] So true..i can see him just walking in and just seeing the food and just sighing and putting his head down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 You probobly have said tons of funny stuff. Cmonnnnnnn... Get involved with the people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 holdin a bottle of these: "how many are you supposed to take?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "are you from africa" asked to me by my friends mom "i think hillary clinton is a bad women because she is involved in politics and not just a housewife. I want to be a housewife when i graduate from college." some cute girl i was talking to at a college party " i think we should just nuke the middle east all those people do is cause us problems" same girl earler in the conversation. "wow i didn't belive you were black until now" random girl i met at a party i went home with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 none of this shit is funny. it's more like "stupidest shit you've heard said by girls that made you laugh" the only stuff that women can say to make men laugh is funny because it is stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JONSON32 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 a wise old owl hanging from a tree observing his surroundings unbiasedly once said.. " man, that dude should be out hanging with his friends that care about him, and not so much time with a girl who tries to shelter him from the other things in life that he loves." - Awaiting tirelessly at the break of midnite.. the man mumbles to himself.. "I don't understand.. she must have told me a lie. i wonder why..?" ..and such is the end of another chapter from the tales of the rails. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE! asshole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Tell me u love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "Yeah I swallow them whole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 While she is sleeping next to me - Why are you so hard wait Put a condom on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !@#$ was right...this shit is about as funny as the doctor telling me i have 5 months left to live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Fuckin bithches with no rubbas.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 girl: "Is my butt juicy?" me: "Yeah, i guess it's juicy" girl: "So i have a big butt?" me: "No, no. You're butt isn't juicy then" girl: "So your saying my butt's flat?" girl begins to cry, i walk away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 You wana fuck my sister your so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "its YOUR baby" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Fuckin bithches with no rubbas.^ oh shit!! omgawd this is SOOOO funny!! almost like when they beg you not to bust in their face!!!! AAAHAHAHHAHAAAA dumb broads!! aaahahahahahhahahahaaaaa it's so funny how DUMB and CRAZY girls are! holy shit and they are soo gross!!! i just can't believe how stinky their pussies are!! ...can someone show some tits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Do you shave your balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 now THAT'S funny^^ *edit: punctuation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 no, but i'll shave yours off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 oh wait, you don't have any balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Fuckin bithches with no rubbas.^ sarcasm you dumb shit....look it up sometime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 "whats in a blt?" or "oh my god, you shot some right up my nose" both of those were classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEATNORMOUS Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 '"my nipples are the size of half dollars." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Me:Hey baby how much Hooker:What u got Me:Enough hooker:Im a cop. Me: then u shouldnt be hookin Hooker/Cop:put your hands were I can see them! me: Later *Runs away* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 if you guys think this shit is funny i should become a comedian "holy shit, there is an insane resemblance between your sandwich and my pussy" OOOHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA THASSA GOOOD ONE holy shit!! "clevaar gurl" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Symbols is on the attack, watch out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Me:Hey baby how much Hooker:What u got Me:Enough hooker:Im a cop. Me: then u shouldnt be hookin Hooker/Cop:put your hands were I can see them! me: Later *Runs away* ^^ you troll for hookers? How is that funny? Bigfoot: "ha ha, i have to pay for sex and I almost got pinched because of it! Don't you see the hilarity?" Lens: "Ha ha ha ha...ha ha......ha.................huh............heh........uh............. ....uh..... .......no" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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