Smart Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Nobody busted me... but it WAS me... fuly, WOW! Who knew? Honestly I dunno... Still, thanks for just ignoring that and anonymously, but REALLY... Sorry about that. (Except YOU brunette girl, I saw you get Blondie's attention and point at the old man! That was not only incorrect, due to the stereotyping it's also just WRONG! [but if you want to hook up, get your girl to get at me!{I hardly EVER fart during sex!}]) OK, the rest of you... Your turn. Fess up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 old people fart all the time and dont even realize it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 Well, alot of times if I'm near an old person, I'll "play the drift" and float it off them so, maybe you're just a stereotyper as well... (They also are the least likely to hear i if you rip one right at them so, like I'm saying, easy targets) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i wait tables in a fairly nice restaurant and it was really busy today but i think maybe a lady at a table heard me fart as i walked by. but i hate our customers so fuck them. they should all get robbed and fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 hahaha farting in a packed elevator is the funniest thing you could ever do in your life. boy i need to grow up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i swim past groups of hot girls at the beach and urinate in the water. please believe. dont knock it till you've tried it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 I aint knockin shit. I tend to urinate everywhere. It's the awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i swim past groups of hot girls at the beach and urinate in the water. please believe. dont knock it till you've tried it. i do that in stores. i'll find the most prim and proper looking hot chick, walk over by her and pick something up and act like i'm looking at it.....then fart. once i let this grim reaper death blow gag fart and walked away from this hot chick. it was like magic. people started to move away from her within seconds and her cheeks turned red. she looked so guilty. muahahahhahah! hope you like you're gap clothing slut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 I aint knockin shit. I tend to urinate everywhere. It's the awesome. you squat to pee nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 No I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Sometimes I take shits out in the open, when you got to go you got to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 ive been like 1/2 sleep in class before and ripped a loud ass fart. shit was humorus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i rip farts everywhere. day, night, public, private... i tend to fart generously in fact, this thread just made me fart. awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 BEANBURRITONER^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Sometimes I take shits out in the open' date=' when you got to go you got to go.[/quote'] ill be back with a photo. just gimme a minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 and no im not squatting to empty my gina. i am getting back to nature by unleashing a nasty after grog bog. and i managed not to poop on my shoes which was nice. oh and i totally blamed it on the kookaburra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Happens to the best of us. At least you had toliet paper, sometimes I get the urge in the wild and am caught without the TP. Thanks to my Army training I use the flora/fauna or small fuzzy creature to wipe up the mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Hahaha.. Im like george costanza when I gotta shit. I have an memorized map of places to go. I always shit before I do anything that will involve me being out. Im a wierdo about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 I wish it was that easy, I usually am pretty regular and have a schedule of when the deed is done. But sometimes out of the blue it just happens, I really hate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i'll fart loudly on purpose just piss off my chick,i'll say shit "like wow mama that taco bell really hit you" she gets all uppity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Sometimes I take shits out in the open' date=' when you got to go you got to go.[/quote'] I took a shit in the bushes of my old job once because the front offie staff was late and i needed to go.............badly. it was awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i rip farts everywhere. day, night, public, private... i tend to fart generously in fact, this thread just made me fart. awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 girl i dated (Jessica) was telling me a story.... she was shopping at wal-mart when she turns the corner and into an aisle....well i guess one of the middle aged female employees was sitting cross-legged (indian style) in the middle of the aisle, organizing shit for stocking...she had her back towards jessica...she didnt know anybody was in the aisle, so she leans to one side and lets out a LOUD fart....jessica said it was the nastiest thing shes ever seen or heard...lol...but you have to hear jessica tell the story...its funny how she descrbed it....plus she didnt call it farting....she called it "ripping ass"...ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Hahaha.. Im like george costanza when I gotta shit. I have an memorized map of places to go. I always shit before I do anything that will involve me being out. Im a wierdo about it. hahaha. you and Raven have something in common.. dude has the city on lock with all the clean bathrooms. it's a NYc thing you pick up over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getzup Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 I fart while im running...what is sad though is I run the same route frequntly and fart at the same spot. I think my habit is transforming into dog like behavior of marking my territory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 this thread makeuh me laffuh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i ate some red beans and rice at work today,so ive been rippin em since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 one time while wrecked, I was walking home and got the worst case of beer shits, so i hoped a fence into a library yard and shit behind some trees. I remember laughing as 2 cars drove by, then after it I gave it one good whip with my wife beater, left it there and bounced P.S dont fart in the shower, that shit is rancid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Ho ho. I went to see the movie Prarie Home Companion. There's this scene where this old man has just died, and the private eye is asking these two cowboys about the death, and there're kind of pissed because he was their friend and the PI is acting all private-eye-like about it, but the fat cowboy kept farting and disrupting their quiet anger. I was laughing and farting and laughing harder because these were SBDs, smelled like steak, and I wondered if anyone around me would smell the farts, while they watched the actor farting on screen. I thought that would be excellent, but no one noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 hahaha farting in a packed elevator is the funniest thing you could ever do in your life. boy i need to grow up when i am ever in a lift i go to the front and make a "BRRRRRRRR" sound, it cracks people up all the time :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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