Internerd Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Sometimes when I really need to pop a fart out of my butthole, and people are around me, I hold it in but the slightest body sensation/movement will release it. like when someone makes me laugh it just fucking launches out for everyone to hear. It's pritty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 know what a shit barometer is? it measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 hahaha. you and Raven have something in common.. dude has the city on lock with all the clean bathrooms. it's a NYc thing you pick up over the years. i dont like pooing anywhere else but my OWN bathroom. but sometimes you gotta go and farting? i try not to draw attention to it. totally_silent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Ho ho. I went to see the movie Prarie Home Companion. There's this scene where this old man has just died' date=' and the private eye is asking these two cowboys about the death, and there're kind of pissed because he was their friend and the PI is acting all private-eye-like about it, but the fat cowboy kept farting and disrupting their quiet anger. I was laughing and farting and laughing harder because these were SBDs, smelled like steak, and I wondered if anyone around me would smell the farts, while they watched the actor farting on screen. I thought that would be excellent, but no one noticed.[/quote'] Smell-O-Vision dude!, and never eat bush's baked beans and then go to a movie. i was rippin loud ones all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azerks Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 hahaha farting in a packed elevator is the funniest thing you could ever do in your life. boy i need to grow up there are about 5,001 things more humorous than that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 farting is probably one of the best things about being alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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