guerillaeye Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 there is no rhyme or reason to my showering habbits... ill shower every morning for weeks, then go for five days without one. when its days between, i shower becuase my deoderant quits working. but seriously, i dont give a fuck. i shower when i feel like it. yes, good is sex in the shower, umm, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "...check ya'self/ respect ya'self/ and wash ya' muthafuckin body before ya' sweatshirt melt..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Nov 16 2005, 03:33 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Nov 16 2005, 03:33 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mr.yuck@Nov 16 2005, 01:18 PM I met a girl today that looks like a treasure troll. Im almost bummed i wasted time getting cleaned up for that. Some times myspace pictures lie. But I digress. Quoted post is that the girl from picture number 3 in the myspace thread, or someone different you're referring to? Quoted post [/b] No different girl. Turns out she is a proud meth head. I live in the meth capitol of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 twice a day. i hate the feeling of 'film' on my skin. i like it scrubbed clean. but then again, i have ocd and am a hypocondriact(sp?) and yes showers w/ the gf are awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 once a day unless im really late for something and too lazy to shower at night but usually once a day. When i skateboarded on the other hand i shower twice a day everyday, skweeky clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Every morning. And every night if I hit the gym. And of course, I hit it doubly hard on a girl in the shower. It's already steamy and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackhouserocks Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 one in the morning, one in the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 i bathe in pudding. all day, any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I'm suprised by how much most people shower on here. The writers I know in real life are fucking filthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 dirty gutter punks offend me sometimes. not their personality, the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 at least once a day. cant get into bed if im not freshly washed, otherwise it just feels grubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Nov 16 2005, 11:35 AM i have to shower every morning or else i feel like shit. sometimes i'll shower twice in a day if needed Quoted post yeah same shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Nov 16 2005, 03:02 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Nov 16 2005, 03:02 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Zack Morris@Nov 16 2005, 12:58 PM My fuck buddy is on the way over and I didn't think I would have time to take a shower so I just took a wash cloth and made sure my balls don't smell of boiled cabbage and put on extra deoderant....in a few hours I am going to smell like I have been pluggin her love hole anyways so whats the point in taking a full blown shower......get it, fuck buddy, full blown.... Quoted post why not take lens' advice and jump in the shower with said fuck buddy? at least then you'll know she's clean too Quoted post [/b] The truth. Shower sex is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh so modern Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Nov 15 2005, 11:34 PM I'm suprised by how much most people shower on here. The writers I know in real life are fucking filthy. Quoted post i try not to assume that the people on this board are writers. it works out much better that way. i shower daily. one love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 once a day.......sometimes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Nov 16 2005, 01:18 PM I've hit a new low in my life. I rarely change outta my sleep clothes. I maybe leave the house once every 3 days or so. I went a full week with out a shower just because. I went to shave the other day and i didnt even do a good job. I got all lazy half way through and left one of my side burns about a half inch too long and the hair under it was all shorter than the rest of the side burn. I met a girl today that looks like a treasure troll. Im almost bummed i wasted time getting cleaned up for that. Some times myspace pictures lie. But I digress. Quoted post Your sounding down and out Yuckles. Whats going on? And yeah I shower once or twice a day. Sometimes 3 if I'm lazing around the house. Whoever doesn't shower everyday on the reg better have a good reason for that shit. You better be living some kind of weird bohemian wild adventure don't see your own home for two of those three days then pass out on the third only to shower and leave again kind of existence. Because if your just doing it out of choice, that shits the wrong kind of grimey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 try to get in once every morning. If not im for sure gonna have swamp ass later. Gotta love the johnsons baby powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Just adjusting to a big change. Dont worry though, seems ive found a mentor to country living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Every other day unless I feel particularly dirty or am going to be getting personal with females Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...SaZiE_UnO... Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Everyydayy three times a dayy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I smell like Irish Spring every motherfuckin morning..You stinky assholes who are skipping day should seriously consider the shit.. Hygiene..Rinse and repeat, Hygiene..One more time..Hygiene... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 every day, shampoo, condition the whole 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Nov 16 2005, 02:44 AM I can't churn the manbutter in the shower. I mean, I can, it's possible. But somehow the running water or the general shower ambiance just isn't conducive to completion, so it takes motherfucking forever. Too much information? WUTVR! Quoted post And if it does work your shit scrambles like eggs. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 YO I REALLY DO SHOWER EVERYDAY B BECAUSE, I ROCK THE SAME CLOTHES ALOT. AND WHOEVER SAID SHIT ABOUT COLOGNE, MY DUDE, IF YOU DONT SHOWER AND ROCK COLOGNE, THATS A DEATH SENTENCE TO YOUR PUSSY GAME. YOU GONNA SMELL LIKE HOT SHIT DIPPED IN "COOL WATER"? THAT SHIT DONT SMELL GOOD NIGGA, YOU MIGHT COULD THINK SO BUT NAHHH, THAT SHIT SMELLS HORRIBLE, ME AND MY COUSIN WERE ROOMIES FOR A MINUTE AND WE WORKED AT THE SAME PLACE AND THIS NIGGA WOULD WAKE UP ALL LATE AND NOT SHOWER AND JUST SPLASH ON MAD COLOGNE...ON THE WAY TO WORK AT 6AM WITH A NIGGA SMELLING LIKE DIRTY BEDSHEETS AND ROYAL COPENHAGEN, SHIT MADE ME SICK. SHOWER NIGGAS, DAILY. MY MAMA INSTILLED THAT IN ME AT A YOUNG AGE AND I THANK HER FOR IT. CUZ YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT GET YOUR DICK SUCKED AND YOU DONT WANT YOUR SHIT SMELLING LIKE THAT FAJITA YOU FOUND UNDER YOUR BED THAT WAS THERE FOR A WEEK. PREEEEACH! MEROOOO IT AINT MY FAULT YOU DONE SPENT UP YA REUP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack McCoy Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Twice a day Three or four times if i sniff coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bears_with_knives Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 this thread is awesome... i shower once a day, sometimes twice. it depends. sometimes i don't shower on the weekends, but that's only when i'm at a friend's place for a long time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Once in the moring, maybe once at night if I have free time. I broke my leg a little while ago, and one of the worst parts was that i couldnt get it wet (no bathing) for a few weeks, I felt like a dirty bum, but not really. I just stayed at least 15 feet away from anyone of the oppisite sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Once and if im going out drinking or anything i'll shower twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I used to shower a lot 'til the point where I got complaints. I was (maybe still am...) a heavy procrastinator. I showered when I was bored,"not in the mood", cold, etc. (<-winter. snow on ground= cold) I.. like showers son. Sue me. Hot showers. It varies. 1-3 times a day. Maybe even 4. Don't ask man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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