WhiteOx Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 shes a beast mate edit, I'd hit it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by isor357@Sep 22 2005, 04:52 PM cant we all just be happy for him Quoted post no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 hahaha. oh shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Sep 22 2005, 01:53 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Sep 22 2005, 01:53 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-isor357@Sep 22 2005, 04:52 PM cant we all just be happy for him Quoted post no Quoted post [/b] well tease im happy for ya She looks just like Hessica Alba.... Just like er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 holy shit that was fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Sep 22 2005, 12:58 AM holy shit that was fast Quoted post What can I say, I'm good at what I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by THANKYOU+Sep 19 2005, 09:16 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (THANKYOU - Sep 19 2005, 09:16 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-rental@Sep 19 2005, 10:06 PM so i guess even youre sure that she didnt let you fuck cause of your stunning personality? Quoted post i could snap back at you about a thousand different ways, cuz we all seen youuuuuur picture, but im going to take the grown up route, and issue you a warning. Quoted post [/b] oh yes, this thread is a perfect example of how grown up you are now...superficial shit. ill be careful now that ive been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 ya know... i would hit hessica up too. I just wouldnt go around advertising this shit. Furthermore the fifth would have to be atleast 3/4 gone before i slipped her the balogna pony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Biggus, that is truly amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Did you give shim a reach around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Holy fuck this is too funny. I never knew Little Richard got some breast implants! Maybe thats why she gave you the 'a' in the first place, coz there was a dong no the other end. But any girl that has freaky mad skillz is ok with me. As long as she has always been a girl, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 "Man that girl is so gross!" like you guys wouldnt smash it when youz krunked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Id hit it sober. In the ass too. Tease next time take her to the shower and pee in her butt. They love that shit. edit wait. There is no ass shot. Some times the ass is just so gigantic and wobbley that everything else becomes null and void. Shit girl, you got stretch marks all over your face? I think that shit is cute. Yeah now let me see you wobble wobble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 ass sex with strangers that work for you. sounds like trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 roflchoppaaaaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 HELL YEAH NIGGA, I HOPE YOU SUCKED ON THOSE FLOPPY ASS TITS MY DU. I GIVE THE NIGGA PROPS. NOT EVERYONE CAN FUCK 10'S YO. ESPECIALLY IF HE PUT IT IN THE CHEEKS. AND LIKE MY NIGGA YUCK SAID, THE ASS FIXES ERRTHING! I WOULDA PUT THE BROAD ON ALL FOURS AND PUT THE DILLION IN HER MOUTH AND SLAPPED HER CHEEKS WHILE SHE GAVE THE KID BRAIN. IM A NASTY NIGGA. MERO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 RESPECK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Hey Tease let me borrow your thread for a minute-ola. Okay. This is interactive and fun. There is this girl that tried to holler at me like a year and a half ago. My girlfriend at the time hated her so me being the gentle man that i am told her to fuck off. Well recently I became single again against my wishes, however, that is life. So this same broad comes knocking and I plow it to her. Now she is getting all clingy and crap after one session of pussy pounding and wants to keep calling me and making plans that i break and its getting fuckin rediculous. Now what should i do to make this all go away? Let her down easy. Tell her that she has served her purpose and to fuck off. (again) make plans with her only to break them and fuck her super hot friend. or finally just ignore it until it goes away. cast your votes now. And hurry. These text messages keep rolling in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 fuck her and the super hot friend at the same time. in the butt. raw dog. then murder them both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Do her some more, unless she has sex like a dead fish. If you don't like the plans, don't do them, but you should tell her that her idea sucks, instead of backing out at the last minute... That's just what I'd do though.... And if she's got a hot friend, hang out with them together and start playing the back door man... ya know, wait until the hubby goes to work and then go in through the back door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I dont like the sounds she makes when we hump. It gives me the creeps. And she wont give up dome piece unless i wear a condom. What kinda crap is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 gangster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 If you don't want her calling, then don't fuck her. Of course she'll keep calling if you fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 wait...she won't give dome without a raincoat? weak motherfucking sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 kick her to the curb. fast. But first, fuck her again and blow your load in her hair/eyes/ear/nose. Then start yelling incoherently and throwing things. I'm sure she won't stay around for too long after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I know. Whats the point right? She said she is scared of getting ghonorhea of the mouth. I told her to quit bein such a punk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 if she's scurred of that, tell her that if she doesn't blow you sans condom you'll give her foot and mouth disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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