SteveAustin Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@Sep 21 2005, 11:47 AM would any of you guys buy furniture off the internet? Quoted post yup...but probably not something like a couch. thats one of those pieces of furniture that you physically have to test out. its got to be comfortable enough to pass out on. I found my dining room table on the internet, but went and bought it in person. Gotta love those no interest for a year credit cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@Sep 21 2005, 01:47 PM pay for you to go to a symposium? sure, just lemme go out back and harvest some money.. YO! seriously would any of you guys buy furniture off the internet? i can't inf a couch that fits through my front door, except expensive shit that i don't really like christ. my fucking coworker is blasting mariah. Quoted post rock & roll! does the word 'ampules' mean anything to you? do it for albert hoffman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 i got chapped nostrils. Its the most bizzare thing ever. so last night my girlfriend. the one that should never want to talk to me again that forgave me for some odd reason. Ive mentioned her before. well anyways she was watching me while i did a burner in a real fucked up neighborhood on the eastside. Kinda like a lookout but in the driver seat across the street facing me. This diesel mufucker in a suv does a u turn and is facing me right in the middle of Harper so she pulls up and i hop in she punches it. Mufucker follows us and she stops for him like 8 blocks away and somehow talked him out of fucking me up. She said we was from NY and we didnt know any better. Shit I thought i was fucked. Having asian girls around is a good thing. Shit gets crazy here at night I dont know what its like where you get over but ive had way too many close calls. So my burner was about 85 % done. Black and white I wanted to go clean up some of my cuts so i go back. As soon as i park someone is creepin up askin me some shit so i drive off for a minute. I go back and theres some dude sitting in the front of the building smoking rocks, The storefront is all blownout so you can walk right in. I still want to go back and maybe do a fill color outline it do something cool with my dimension but i dont think i have any buisness in this particular neighborhood ever again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 sounds fucked. get a flick on here when done, yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zintckva Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 at my skool there is this gangster kid and every1 is scared of him and he walked into me and i was like who fuk r u and he was like run and was like im no punk so i jumped at him and he fell up the steps then he tried to hit me and i just rocked him it was so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 That was a pretty awesome run on sentence. So how old are you? 11? 14? 8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 hes the hardest nigga in seventh grade. you aint giving up your lunchables for no one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by zintckva@Sep 21 2005, 06:30 PM at my skool there is this gangster kid and every1 is scared of him and he walked into me and i was like who fuk r u and he was like run and was like im no punk so i jumped at him and he fell up the steps then he tried to hit me and i just rocked him it was so funny Quoted post I like the part where he falls up the stairs. some gravity defying shit rye durr. :chicken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 haha I just came in here to mention how much i love rice. I could eat bowls and plates and bowls of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 call me a moron... i changed the oil in my car and didn't have anything to pour it in to to take it to recycle, so i just left it in the oil pan at the top of my driveway. i thought that it would be fine until i got some milk jugs. well it started to rain yesterday, unexpectedly. when i got home the oil had over flowed and ran down the driveway. fucking tard. i don't know what i was thinking. it's the last time i change my own oil. it's more trouble then it's worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Next time you'll know better, and just dump it in the nearest storm drain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 ^Or better yet, RECYCLE IT! Geee-zuz....Kee-reist. Anyway, this is directed at Casek and anyone who was interested in looking at some more photos of the bags I've made....regardez-vou, tout le monde. And now, I'm going to get the hell out of here before my brain falls off. Check that out...it took a long time to edit all those dumb photos...and you can laugh at my "photography skills". Thank God for Photoshop, and strong beer. Oh, in local news, I'm trying to quit smoking...haven't lit up for 5 days now. And, I've only had a half a beer since Saturday. This cold has done the Impossible...now if it would just go away, I might be able to enjoy tasting food and smelling things again... even more so without the ol' grits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANIK DEK Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 i just came to say that nissan brand chow mein noodle bowls are very tasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 just finished "upgrading" my OS from 2kpro to xp sp2. i learned that xp hates my wireless card. took me nearly an hour to fix it. words of wisdom, kids: microsoft blows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 hey shai hulud: is your name referencing DUNE or the band, shai hulud? just wondering if you're into that sort of metalcore... i have a shai hulud (band) tattoo. i'm cool like that. one of those days. not as "dark" as the past few have been, but not so sunshiney either. just feeling kind of hopeless. so far from everyone i love. so dead inside. listening to NEVERMORE is probably not helping me smile... thats it for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 i was tryin to recycle it. i'm still going to recycle what's left. i put cat litter on the other stuff to soak it up... my neighbors hate me. they already kidnap my cats. now their gonna start slashin my tires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 hey goon, why are you so depressed? nothing to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 no, i've got plenty to do. just really not feeling life. nothing is inspiring to me as of late. lots of personal shit/pain going on. years of misanthropy coming to boil over i guess. a hatred of humanity founded in a hatred for myself? something like that... lonely as well. i've found no kids to call "crew" like i've got back home. i guess its just life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 pour your oil in the toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 well at least you dont have lycanthropy... ..p.s can anybody tell me what there is to do in minniapolis?.. i'll be down there for a few days this weekend or next.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by theGOON@Sep 22 2005, 12:59 PM hey shai hulud: is your name referencing DUNE or the band, shai hulud? just wondering if you're into that sort of metalcore... i have a shai hulud (band) tattoo. i'm cool like that. one of those days. not as "dark" as the past few have been, but not so sunshiney either. just feeling kind of hopeless. so far from everyone i love. so dead inside. listening to NEVERMORE is probably not helping me smile... thats it for now. Quoted post No, it's the literary reference...I tagged it for a second a while back, too. I'm not into metalcore, though most of my friends are..coincindentally, a friend of mine was supposed to audition for Shai Hulud, but couldn't get to New York on short notice. Too bad for him. I think I heard them once, and thought that they sounded like a lot of other bands I've heard at friend's houses. I don't have a preference as far as music...I don't like most new music I hear, I know that. My favorite artists right now are probably Ian Svenonius, Matty Luv (RIP), Two Gallants, Black Keys, and the White Stripes...I also DJ sometimes, mostly soul and disco, but I'll play anything I feel like, as long as it fits. You should get out more, and not bum out around the house. Get out there, and spread that bad trip around! Especially to meter maids and department store greeters...you'll feel better if you shake them up enough...Eat beans and go ride in elevators...Walk up to the Mormon guys you see on the street, and ask to see their underwear. Go to a parade, and when the band walks by, squirt 'em with a supersoaker...the world is your bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 That's wierd... today, I was incredibly bored at work, and I was wondering what was up with Shai's name. Now, when I'm incredibly bored at work tomorrow, I'll be free to wonder if Saraday made it to safety. Thanks 12 Ounce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 westside 4 life!!! ya heard me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 i hear ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Whew...took too much allergy medicine when I was cleaning the house earlier. Work will be fun today! So, today I found this headboard on the sidewalk near my house. I carried it home, and noticed that it had a bunch of shit scribed into it...like, "Must kill something", "keyed", "vandal", "much love fo da Greenleaves", and last but not least, "FUCK HOS". It's now our (super rickety) entertainment center...I can't flick the scribes in the dark, so I'll do it tomorrow. I asked my girl if she wanted me to sand them off, and she said, "No...they're cool, leave 'em be." So, now we have someone else's psychotic ramblings as home decor. Only in Oakland. We get most of our furniture by just walking around the neighborhood...I found a really nice wingback chair on July 4th, and dragged it home on my bike. I left it on the porch overnight...good thing I did- it was full of roaches...LIVE roaches. I sprayed it down with Raid, then dropped it off on the corner...wonder who came up on it, and whether the same thing happened to them. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 so, i have this neighbor who's kinda mental. the other day, homie asks me to download and burn him a dvd with porn on it. freakin' weird. i'm thinking about making hima dvd with amputee porn and poop sex. that way he'll never ask me again. thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 how'd he know you had porn? do you play it loud or was he peepeing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Sep 23 2005, 01:35 PM so, i have this neighbor who's kinda mental. the other day, homie asks me to download and burn him a dvd with porn on it. freakin' weird. i'm thinking about making hima dvd with amputee porn and poop sex. that way he'll never ask me again. thoughts? Quoted post Wait a minute...if he's a weirdo, then he might like that action, and then he'll be humping your leg for more "fat chicks fucking" dvds all the time. I won't even ask why you have that ish anyway...I guess it would be a good way to break up a party, or a housewarming gift they'd never forget...or forgive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 shai--DUNE is one of my favorite books, and my initial appeal to the band. so yeah... my SN in a different (non-12oz)universe was MAKER, if reference to the worms as well. the band is (esoterically speaking) extremely different from most hardcore. they're kind of bastards of hardcore yeah. i do need to get out more... its just, i live in the tenderloin and don't really know that many people out here who's company i enjoy, and have had shit luck meeting people. my social life consists of calling the crew back home... thats my story. trying to work on a report for school. a joke. but it will still take a couple of hours of my life. fuckers... hammerfall is good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 24, 2005 Share Posted September 24, 2005 you should get a bb gun and start taking pot shots a random homeless. My friend who stayed in the L's used to do that. He always seemed to enjoy himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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