Guest Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one@Nov 17 2004, 08:05 AM key3: my 2 gigahertz G5 and apple 20" flat monitor; so you can brag thanks!!! I can use that 20" as a video display next to my 26" studio display!!! Dazzle - my little back book so he knows it's real SteveAustin - my bike to a good home (no ripping it for parts!) Ube - my monkey tesseract - my passport so he can come to Canada gliko - my name tag chupacabra - my nazi dagger so you can have two! spike - my biography and some graf mags pinup - my FFF cap sneak - the records I dont play anymore mamski - all of my footware kaes - the extreme hammock rage - all the plugs I've bought for my ears that dont fit anymore 10g symbols - all of my 'leftovers' swif - my copy of 'ghost in the shell 2' the rest of you can inherit my bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateKillDestroy Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 I don't know any of you, but this is what I would put in my will, and instead of it going to just one person, all of 12 OZ would congregate in a large field and a C-130 would drop all my possessions to you guys. Of course it would be whoever caught it would get it. So heres what is getting thrown out of the plane. A Fender Tex Mex Strat Nike FC's Blue/Black/Yellow, size 13 A skateboard, 7.75 Alien Workshop, Thunders, 51 mm Fillmores, Bones Swiss My kick ass pillow My desk chair Any paint I have at the time All my CD's Helmet Heds numero siete A worn ass pair of Nike URL's My shirt from my work A red robe My bank card with access to what little money I have The PIN number for that. Of course the winnners of each of these will then have to fight to the death, because both items are useless without the other. It will be a match in a ring and you will be able to use weapons for the third round. Weapons:Medieval Axe, Scottish broadsword, a garrotte, a bear track, Katana, crazy ninja shit, and a cannon, yea an old cannon. Edit: yes mother fucker I did say bear track, its plaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 all i really have are my experiences, and anyone that would deserve them already has their own copy. however, gliko & hesh: you guys get my whistles, my 2 litres of 'inferno' italian leather dye and my box of rusto fats. i trust the two of you will know how to put each to proper use. tesser: you get my folder full of girl pictures, including the ones i've been holding out on sending. [don't even ask, you'll find out when i'm dead.] johnny: you get the whip. flip it (literally or figuratively) anyway you'd like, just make sure you do it drunk. if you wind up dying in the process...well....come through, we'll gig. inkL: you get the watchfull eye of another angel on your shoulder. one of these days we'll make you understand. ;) ok, thats all. i'm totally not being funny, no one wants to read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 johnny gets any illicit substances i've got in the haus. 48:16 gets my paint stash and my flicks robj gets my sketchbooks rage gets my grandad's old nikon steveaustin gets my music key3 gets my city maps seeking, cracked ass, tearz, villain and browner get my books tesseract gets my motherjones and nation magazine subscriptions poop man gets my toilet plunger el mammerro gets my margarita pitcher, triple sec and whatever glasses aren't broken 23578 gets my KitchenAid mero gets my FEDS magazine subscription ink lunatic & TT, alure, ubejinxed and slave can take whatever is left (money, electronics, and dvd's) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Ok the first to find me gets all this empty beer and liquor bottles maybe a few shots or a few beers left, empty pill bottles, mabye some pills lying around, empty bags, seriously doubt there is anything left, all my dirty laundry. my laptop flick collection and any other posessions i might have go to member number 20719 though i dont know who the hell that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 i get nothing i have nothing :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 RIP Tesseract Browner gets all my artwork Key gets all my pimping gear, lighters, clothes pinup gets all the feta in my fridge symbols gets my island crib makros takes my sculp for a bathroom towel seeking gets my folders with naked girls i shot pmb gets my perveract files gliks takes my greek-english dictionary and a dozen people dont get the packies i owe them (sorry, i'm dead) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Originally posted by symbols@Nov 17 2004, 02:07 PM steveaustin gets my music Quoted post damn...thats what its gonna take to get some more cds? you get my Polaroids, Robotech DVDs and a bike with brakes. cloner gets my Schwinn Cruiser since it has coaster brakes. trackstand gets the clown bike fixed gear. hopefully the wheel will be fixed by then. mamerro gets my stash of cigars, including the cubans. key3 gets the shit on my kitchen table and the ski bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 ski bike ski bike ski bike !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 ^ dude...its just ill. drop bars for that Euro steez. shit...come to think of it...the entire bike is french...right down to the skis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Originally posted by symbols@Nov 17 2004, 01:07 PM ink lunatic & TT, alure, ubejinxed and slave can take whatever is left (money, electronics, and dvd's) Quoted post woohoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 onesecondple also gets a bike, since his was stolen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 damn tesser. that's hot. and steve. wtf. you know better. you also know better than to give me anything with brakes on it. :kissa: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 of course I know better. that never really has stopped me before though...besides...you know I'm joking about the cds. the bike on the other hand... maybe it'll have a motor also ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 you can all go to hell because none of you left me anything... and when you get there I will own your eternal souls... So I got that goin' for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 I dont want anything happening to any of my fam. But good looks gliko,why write, 455,26SidedCube and onesecondple for looking after me after your gone. I will promise now. Gliko- My cd's EyeforAnEye-My demo collection Johnny-My 79's camaro 455-My records and stereo, and my old school magazines whywrite?-My photos. onesecondple- my computer. slave, femme9 and devulish-my paint and supplies. rage-my cassette tapes. weapon x- my 80's gear with a painted jean jacket for hitting on some rocker chicks and a ticket to ny. 26SidedCube- My digi camera, and my beer fridge.. 2blazzed-my dvd and movies.. and anyone I forgot ;I will hook you up after I am dead with a ghost of me watching over your shoulder.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Whoa..I missed this thread about a million times. Well to start... Bathorae- Well..You can have my awesome cell phone lighter. You know you love it. iloveboxcars- My cell phone, you can have all the numbers for people in AZ to go paint with. oneeightyone- Digital Camera/Camcorder..The guy likes taking flicks and I'm sure he would appreciate the gesture. devilush- my "waterpipe" and blackbooks..I'm sure they would be used properly. Seriously, why doin;t you write that book for me anyway. I need that shit. slave_one- My collection of paint, markers, tips, and canvases. I don't really use them now, but you would put them to good use. Gliko- Well......I've got a few One Serious Threat shirts you can have... Earmuffs- Dog, you get my baby..I know you would cruise my truck with pride, so it's yours..Just make sure you hook it with hydrualics sometime before my roommate dies. He's in 400.00 on the labor when your ready.. Milton- You get my sunglasses dog. These babies can score chicks from a mile away. Ultimate coolness.... MLKFantm(or however you spell that shit.)- My job is yours homie..I know you need that shit and at this pay you would be set to live on your own with no fuckin people to bug you.. That's really all I've got going for me besides the material shit like couches, tables, and furniture stuff in storage. If anyone wants that shit you just let me know....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs+Nov 16 2004, 10:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (EarMuffs - Nov 16 2004, 10:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-I-Patch-Clan@Nov 16 2004, 07:33 PM my Los Angeles wall photo albums are up for grap if i choke..Just so you know that is 20 plus photo albums.. Quoted post I'll be taking those nigga.... in return you can have my sneaker collection. Quoted post [/b] You have a deal Earmuffs..I forgot all about ya.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Originally posted by ClueTwo@Nov 17 2004, 05:18 PM Earmuffs- Dog, you get my baby..I know you would cruise my truck with pride, so it's yours..Just make sure you hook it with hydrualics sometime before my roommate dies. He's in 400.00 on the labor when your ready.. Quoted post :cry2: I'll treat as if it was my own.. hydrolics would come first then a danciing bed kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 COASTER BRAKES ARE THE SHIT. i dont give a shit..12oz can just have my apartment and everything in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 thanks for everyone that gave me something, specially the ones i like, i might end up killin ya'll smart, you can have my dead body, do with it as you will, i just hope my butthole aint too loose.....i do poop a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 ^^^^^hahahha.......ohhhhhh maaannnnnn....lol. oh yeah, Vinyl Junkie,When, and Pistol can ALL restore my 1972 Dodge Dart Swinger.....don't worry fellas......she runs great but the her outside looks like shes' been beaten by an abusive husband.....in other words...she has dents(bruises to the body)......thanks Ethreadz.......I need some metal albums.......and I think you own some of those...am I correct?......like Ray Charles used to say..."Uh Huh!"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 wow... I get way more love in this thread than in the 'which 12ozer would you sleep with?' thread ... so I got that going for me ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 18, 2004 Author Share Posted November 18, 2004 Oh shit yo Key, you can have anything that Ive ever had personalized with my name on it. PS: Since youre large into martial arts, you can have my 45+ trophies I got as a youngin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs+Nov 17 2004, 06:53 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (EarMuffs - Nov 17 2004, 06:53 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by EarMuffs@Nov 16 2004, 11:26 PM <!--QuoteBegin-I-Patch-Clan@Nov 16 2004, 07:33 PM my Los Angeles wall photo albums are up for grap if i choke..Just so you know that is 20 plus photo albums.. Quoted post I'll be taking those nigga.... in return you can have my sneaker collection. Quoted post heres the rest.... TuffKid - you get my lowrider since you appreciate them. Quoted post [/b] Right on Carnal...right on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 you people dont diserve shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 I-patch-Thanks by the way....I'd give you my digitals Amish - Gets my physical flicks cause he keeps breaking his computer ARekshun - Bmore flicks digital and physical My camera goes with me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locofanclub Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 bOb gets the right to use the orange text,and my collection of vinatage train spot notepads....Midnite gets my collection of Dutch N Belgian tain flix...Ozek Ozeksson gets my CP Company jacket to keep him warm, and KRS gets my Stoke City season ticket!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 let's see... Alure can have my apartment so she can move back to New Mexico. Clue can have my tolerance for eating really hot shit (wuss... that's all you get since I didn't get the beer fridge... but I'll make you a deal: if I get the fridge, you can have my pimped out bed for when you put Dlush's book to good use... ) 181 can have my art books and my camera. Zack Morris can have my Danzig belt and any beer and coffee in the house... ;) Gatita can have my clothes since she's the only one with an ass big enough to fit them... Seldoon and Fugazi can fight over my psychology books and stuff and that one chick (dr. slump?) she can have all my costuming books and sewing stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 .. perhap-can have my roomate tease-gets all 80 pair of black dress socks fermentor-gets all my oldschool r&b ,breakbeat,funk,bebop jazz records suki-gets all the naked pictures of me i have gatita-gets my nancy drew books kilo-gets my he-man toy collection with the original carrying case misteraven- flatscreen plasma tv and dvd player with my one dvd i own...and my huge collection of vcd horror movies seeking-gets my hello kitty backpack that i never sent to my little sister..its pink yer fave sugar-gets my frozen sperm so she can sire my children tesseract- can have my depeche mode tape collection heavylox-gets my native tounge hip hop tape collection pgw- gets all my thriftstore clip on ties.....all 40 of them makros&cheese -gets all my ink,ink making suplies..and my sticker maker....as well as all my bauhaus,alien sex fiend,souxie sue and the banshees records gliko-gets my desert eagle arsoft gun repainted to look like the real thing. earmufs-can have my blackbook with all the girls numbers in it.......hoodrat b......hooodrats.. fantom-gets all of my videogames...famicom,turbografix,neogeo,ps1-2..n64...my dreamcast with emulators containing every sega genisis,nintendo super nintendo game ever made...all my vinyl blank sticker sheets,my sticker makers.. diggity-can have the pleasure of having my house in south carolina. mr yuck - gets my guiness stien collection smart - gets my furniture and lamps...as well as my booty bass record collection deto-.......uh....you can have my g.i.joes pistol-gets all my paint,rollers,caps,unused markers..and my"I RIGHT GRAFF!" YELLOW TRUCKER HAT willy wonka-gets my sly and the family stone record collection and the right to go over to my moms house and eat whatevers in the fridge devilush-can have my drafting table and all my fancy rulers that i never use and my bad badtz maru table lamp i know i'm leaving people out but not on purpose..just tired of typing. onesheconplease-gets my alice copper tape collection iloveboxcars gets my threedognight record collection..as well as a map to all the yards in alaska Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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