Fondles Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 ^^hahaha damn man that fuckin sucks. i couldn't even imagine what that must have been like. 6th grade captions are the illest in the timeline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IzacFour Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 I dont know. I went to heaps of different schools. Too much moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by IzacFour@Oct 10 2004, 01:31 PM I dont know. I went to heaps of different schools. Too much moving. Quoted post damn post whores...damn you lets see some more i can remember there was a spanish guy up the street and everytime we walked by his house, he would yell in spanish, and so i always crossed the streets and then crossed back after his house my parents walked in on me having sex in highschool, thats kinda traumatizing, then my mom talked to me about it last week, which was weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 In the first few weeks at the first school I went to when we moved here, I was in grade 3, my brother and I were walking home when we were confronted by evil grade 6ers. I can't remember what they were saying to us, but one of them pulled out a lighter and lit it (THE HORROR!). This evidently scared the shit out of my brother and I, who proceeded to run home screaming and crying. My mum called the school the next day, and the principle made me and my brother go around each class and point out the kids that did it. What the hell was he thinking? Thank god we moved to another school a couple weeks later.... *Isn't it funny how as a kid, kids in grade 6 seemed so huge and scary? I look at them now, and they are like 3 feet tall, wearing sweat pants and spiderman tshirts. If only I knew then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 but in those sweat pants are........lighters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple@Oct 10 2004, 12:03 PM but in those sweat pants are........lighters! Quoted post Hahaha! Motherfucker I was 8 years old and foreign! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple@Oct 10 2004, 06:34 PM my parents walked in on me having sex in highschool, thats kinda traumatizing, then my mom talked to me about it last week, which was weird Quoted post this happened to me when i was in tenth grade i had almost forgot it happened until i read this .... holy fuck talk about embarassing shit nothing like being 2 fingers 3 knuckles deep in your girlfriend turning around and seeing your dad :huh2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 my dad caught me beating off when i was like 11. i think i avoided him after that for like 2 weeks....haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabet soup Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 my moms was also skizo so thats pretty self explanatory....getting choked out by my second grade teacher for being a smart ass.....falling off a gutter and cracking my head...skinning one side of my face real good while jumping my bike in third grade...getting stung by a yello jackets nest with my homeboy....falling out of my moms pece o chit car...aaaaaaaaaaah memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabet soup Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 my moms was also skizo so thats pretty self explanatory....getting choked out by my second grade teacher for being a smart ass.....falling off a gutter and cracking my head...skinning one side of my face real good while jumping my bike in third grade...getting stung by a yello jackets nest with my homeboy....falling out of my moms pece o chit car...aaaaaaaaaaah memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabet soup Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 my moms was also skizo so thats pretty self explanatory....getting choked out by my second grade teacher for being a smart ass.....falling off a gutter and cracking my head...skinning one side of my face real good while jumping my bike in third grade...getting stung by a yello jackets nest with my homeboy....falling out of my moms pece o chit car...aaaaaaaaaaah memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabet soup Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 my mom was also a cray skizo so thats self explanatory........getting choked out by second grade teacher for being a smart ass......stung by a yellow jackets nest with my homeboy........falling out of my moms pece o chit car at about 15 mph.....skinning the hole side of my face off while jumpin my bike ......having to sit next to the girl that always shit her britches in third grade........ahhhhhhhhhhh the memories :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 and that my friends, is the quad post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 ^^hahahaha hell naw the quad post, and here i was just thinkin before i hit page 2 "what the fuck is with all these double posts lately?" then he fucked my head up by following up with 2 more plus a sick face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL@Oct 9 2004, 01:44 PM my mom is a schitzophrenic, since i was in the sixth grade she thought i was being molested during school, that sure made for some unpleasent times. Quoted post my mom is also. that certainly contributed to many..many traumatic events. you know the usual. she was also quite crazy in other aspects. throwing things and flipping out for no reason. trying to kill my sibligns and I. fun times fun times. Anyway too many to list. gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Originally posted by gatita@Oct 9 2004, 09:18 PM I was really fat and no boys ever liked me 'that way'. :cry: Quoted post i was always a fat ass..from kindergarden up until about sophomore year.. :( dad being a big alcoholic really fucked me up mentally. I'd probably be less bitchy and less of an asshole if he wasnt always loaded and going off about absolutely nothing... oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Originally posted by Yellow Feets@Oct 10 2004, 05:19 AM I am def. the winner. Quoted post i didnt know we were doing the serious ones. i thought it was all funny/embarrassing moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 nevermind, im not going to start shit with sugar again. but i will leave this quote>> "she'll take a penis in the ass and still remain a virgin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 my mom smoked/smokes more weed than i do. i'm then only one in my family that doesnt smoke...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreightHunter241* Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 6th grade-I was half asleep and shit myself in PE..not cool. 7th grade-got my ass beat by a huge nig over a pencil 8th grade-got caught gettin freaky in the stairwell with my girlfriend 9th grade-did nothing but get into fights 10th grade-my homie shot himself on some wack shit.mad heads caught feelins.mostly me knowning the kid for most of my life. theres many more but i dont feel like typing it all talk about a flight down memory lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 <<private message from sugar is below. nothing better to do? you know....i havent said shit to you as of recently. keep my fuckin name out of your posts. What are you? obsessed ... »§ÜGÅR« is a member of the Member group and has 977 posts. ___________ yes sugar, i am obsessed. you may notice you are one of the morons I rarely say shit to. sometimes it's just fun to fuck with you because your panties go onto your vagina and come out of your ass when you see that i have said something about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 you seriously must have something wrong with you, because i don't bother you in any way unless something is said to me. chill the fuck out already. Are you confused as to who i am? i used to talk to u on aim all the time and u never seemed to have a problem with me then.. you're quite the oddball boxcars...but whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 the only person I used to talk to on AIM from 12oz is deliss. And if you are deliss then you have lost your touch girl and need to stop being stupid and start being funny again. you bother me by posting on this messageboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 My mother was very depressed when we were kids. She had a shitty life when she was a child, and was an alcoholic. One time when I was six, she was making us peanut butter and jelly for lunch and I picked up the table knife with peanut butter on it and started filling up the striker plate hole on the kitchen door jamb with peanut butter. Mom totally lost it. She started crying and screaming, and destroyed the house, overturning furniture, smashing glassware, throwing magazines and books all over. My father was a radio-control airplane hobbyist and he had a lot of R/C magazines he had saved. She threw them all over the house and started throwing water on them with a pitcher. That wasn't fast enough, so she went outside and got the water hose and started wetting everything down in the house. Finally, she went into her room and locked herself in. She wouldn't answer us and wouldn't come out. I got my sister's shoes and coats, got everybody dressed and took us across the street to a neighbor's house, all holding hands. (I was six, and my sisters were five and three.) The neighbor lady had kids too. She made us lunch, then went over to see about Mom. Apparently, Mom wasn't through being pissed off, and she went nuts again. She stormed over to the neighbor lady's house and dragged us back home. The neighbor lady called Dad at work, and said "You better come home, right now." Dad came home, and it was like, "Whoa." The house was totally fucked up, overturned furniture, broken shit everywhere, wet magazines and newspapers all over the floor. Dad cleaned it all up, mopped up the water, and all that, then took us out for hamburgers. Mom went to a psychiatric hospital for a month. My grandmother came and took care of us. It is REALLY fucked up when a parent has mental illness. I think that's probably why I became a psychiatric nurse for adolescents. I been to see the elephant, myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoneske Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 ~ 5 yrs old I fell outta my pool ..cracked my head ~ 8yrs old got my dog bit my ass... ~17yrs old- got in car accident ...flew through windshield of car...messed my face up... very traumatizing.... ~18yrs old - fell off a Kawasaki Street bike...helmet smashed the whole side of face... then the same year my really good friend committed suicide... that's pretty much it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Originally posted by Drunk Sober@Oct 10 2004, 11:27 AM I went to a catholic school. Quoted post yeah...this is pretty much it in a nutshell. loads and loads of mental abuse. I think nuns get off in putting the fear of god in small innocent children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 When I was in the 5th grade I was just starting to get into skateboarding, and there were these cool kids up the street from me who had an ultra ghetto mini ramp in one kid's barn. It was about 3 feet tall and the surface was made of chip-board. It was a sunday in early/mid december, the seventh if I remember correctly. Anyway, the quaker christmas thing had been earlier that day, and I was still flossing the lepoard leggings under my sweatpants. So I'm sitting there watching these kids skate (I think they were in the 8th grade) and one of them invites me to try dropping in. I go up there, fall a couple times, then set up one more time. I don't know how I landed, but I felt a cracking and a popping in my lower right leg. It hurt like a bitch and I dragged myself off the ramp to just chill for a while. The older kids played it off "yo, if you skate you're going to take falls like that every day," but clearly something was seriously fucked up. I tried to stand up and put some weight on it and it hurt too damn much, so I asked the older kids to get the phone so I could call my dad and get picked up. I had broken both bones in my lower leg in 3 places and was in casts for a couple months. Shit sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 i was 14........ i would always snoop around my sister's room (who is 7 years older than me), because i was a little bastard.... i found sex toys.... dildos, vibrators, things of that nature... a few porn videos..... nothing major......... then one day.... i found an unmarked video... so i put it in the VCR and hit play....... up pops these two girls 69ing.... i was like "nice!"... it showed one of the girl's face and the other's hoohoo. they showed that for about a minute........ then it switched to the other girl (she was on top).... i couldn't see her face very well, but knew she looked familiar.......... then they stopped eating each other out and stood up, and my heart literally imploded, because one of the girls was my SISTER and i realized that i had just been sexually aroused by the image of my sister's vagina being eaten by another girl..... yeah........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 ^^^ Ahahahahaha. Good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 My mom is diabetic, dad was an airline pilot gone from 3-5 days at a time. There were about 6 different incidents, starting when I was 5 and continuing til I was about 10, of me having to call an ambulance because mommy was convulsing and no one else was around. That's difficult. My dad once beat the living shit out of me and threw me across the kitchen for opening my report card from school when it came in the mail. What the fuck, man. Worst: Coming home when I was 16 and finding my dad hunched over, outside on the ground, with the backhoe he was using in gear with spinning wheels. He was dead/dying. I don't know which. Some other fucking hicks in their beat up ford pickups had arrived first and called an ambulance. When I went to see if my dad was breathing or had a pulse, they flipped the fuck out on me and told me not to touch him. They were wrong... and if I could've moved him and done CPR, he might still be alive. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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