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Originally posted by Devilush

pft. i wish i was tiny i'm tiny but i've got some womanly curves

 

hey CW, did ya get it?

thats b/c your flip and got the spanish blood in you too, most likely.

womanly curves are good, i think we all agree:)

 

not yeeeeet.

i'm waiting!

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Originally posted by <KEY3>

hi-ka-ra-tay finds the asians oh so sexalicious?

 

thats an awesome ironic name.

 

cw, okay good. i'm just hoping that the postal service wont fail me for the 10,000th time. slight exaggeration but close! :)

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

I would never be able to narrow down my range of beautiful women into one race. I be lovin all the ladies of the world..haha

 

 

yes indeed.

 

 

another thing though.... asian women, and women of other nationalities seem to be more traditional with the whole female role deal. any many men still want that.

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Personally I think all curvacious [s?] women are beautiful.. probably due to all the history of art thats been jammed into my head, and the many curvy body shapes that have been popular during the years of the periods Ive studied.[<-- I forgot to mention what a run-on sentence Queen I am.. damn, yahll should hear me talk, I take deep breaths after every 10 minutes of run-ons.]

 

I dont really go for a particular ethnicity either, I just love curves. To me a woman who lacks curves is really a sad waste of a female. Yeh it sounds dick, but its true. Look at all those super/runway models that some people go gah-gah over... ugh, disgusting. Id rather have my body- a healthy size 12 [oh shit I said it], 5'11" and with a big ass than some 5'9" chick with no curves, no rump and no breasts.

 

So, in conclusion, rock on women with curves, rock on. ;)

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I think we found our resident freak... ;)

 

I don't really segregate between races when it comes to women, but something about the asian women is very attractive. I think it's because I like brunettes, so they're like a step in the right direction. Plus most of them have perfect skin/teeth so that is teh awesome as well. And they look really feminine... You guys should have seen this chick at my work, I only talked to her once, but she was wow. Just wow...

 

I got in an argument with a dude over the whole "sexual androgeny" thing the other day. We were playing poker and he's arguing with another dude, and he says "it's okay, we're just bantering, we're releasing tension because we're all a little pussified..." I mean, sure, you're a big sissy, but me, there's no bitch in me. He's sitting here ordering sex on the beaches and shit, I'm shooting cuervo. So I said "speak for yourself with that bullshit" and we got into an argument, and then I took his money because he sucked. I'm not androgyneous, I have hair everywhere hair is supposed to grow. Fuck you! I don't want a tomboy, give me a woman with some womanly features...

 

Milton- I don't need a small waist I'll take ass and tits...

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Originally posted by Milton

My porn-store working friend gave me this stuff one time to try out, it's a flavored warming massage oil. This stuff is great, it tastes like strawberries and champagne and it warms up from friction. The best thing is to give it to the girl and have her put it in her mouth halfway through a blowjob. Or you can put it in your mouth halfway through lunch. :crazy: The trick is to wait until she's almost there and then put it in real quick and it gets all warm...

 

Did you just call eating pussy: "lunch"?

 

Pervert.

 

:)

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oh how nice to have stumbled upon this thread haha..

 

i'm fucking sexually frustrated..god i could start humping legs.. i just need to stay away from the human race right now

 

i'm half asian..but most people cant even tell..with my eyes sometimes yeah..but i dont look like the aveage asian cause i'm mixed... but god damn..the hottest ones i think are the ones that are half white/then half asian... like masuimi max and tila nyugen..*so jealous* my baby's father had the prettiest girlfriend..who was mixed asian..she was fucking beautiful.. pissed me off haha...

 

yeah curves are beautiful.. i wish i was curvy..i'm skinny ;[ i even had a baby and i had hoped to widen out a lil bit..i have the model body..but oh well... men still like me..

 

sex toys? seem fun never tried them.. well excluding hand cuffs haha..oh yeah and lube is fucking awesome haha..

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I was this close to getting some from this girl whos "boyfriend" was at this party, and shes fucking coming on to me when he's right there. So I was about to get some from her or her friend and then these dumb ass kids start a fight. What the fuck, I had condoms and everything ready to go, but fuck no they have to start a fucking fight, you piece of shit. Fuck. Seriously 2 girls were there that I could have smashed with, but assholes have to scare everyone off over a fucking bag of yay. Assholes...

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oh this sex thread turned into a discussion of preference.

 

i was going to share an amusing story about the heated lotion stuff, but now i don't think it's so appropriate.

 

i'd like to ask the men, what constitutes an excellent BJ, other than the obvious no teethy aspect. but are there other techniques that are particularly excellent, like the addition of the lubed hand in the mix.. etc..

 

please add.

 

just trying to make the boy's day better ya know?!

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Please share your amusing heated lotion story.

 

The good BJ starts long before there is any actual sucking going on. Some of the best I've had in life we're good because the girl knew how to build up the tension before-hand. She used to do this thing when we were making out where she'd put her hand halfway down my pants but like so she wasn't touching anything vital, but I knew what was going to happen. I don't know, it was hot, and then every once in a while she'd just take her hand out and stop just to fuck with me. But ya, I don't know, tease him a little before you start. And then start slowly, and make sure there's enough uhhh lubrication on the hand and the mouth. And at least pretend you're having a good time, thats the worst cause you can totally tell when she's not, I'm sure women can tell when the shoe is on the other foot too. Oh ya, and some guys like you to look at them and some guys do not, so make sure you know which you have. Also, now that I'm thinking about it, alternating between the hand and mouth is a good technique to master, especially if you don't swallow...

 

Bring on the lube story...

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

 

i'd like to ask the men, what constitutes an excellent BJ, other than the obvious no teethy aspect.

 

 

hey, my man likes the teethy shit sometimes. not, you know, the whole cheese grater effect on the shaft while youre sucking away, but lightly/gently chewing on the head after he's aroused to a certain point.

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Originally posted by Milton

 

 

thanks for the tip Milton. i shall try it this evening. :)

 

as for the heated oil story...

 

let's just say that the boy and i mistook it for a different type of lube and used it in the wrong manner and gave a whole new meaning to fire in the hole... the back one...

 

i can't believe i just shared this..

 

HA

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okay, i didnt wanna make a whole new thread about this, but do your nuts hurt after sex sometimes? i feel like ive been kicked in 'em. have to sit down really slow, walk with my legs spread dumb wide. anyone else suffer from this? is is aome kind of warning sign to a bigger prob?(im a hypochondriac, a cant help but get freaked out?

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