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This is Cracky-chan, she is the first

 

 

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Cracky is a popular 4chan meme featuring a disturbed little girl with black cat ears and badly applied makeup. So popular were the pics that the 4chan team set a wordfilter to change "cracky" when it appeared on the boards to other random words ending in -cky automatically. In the past when someone used 'cracky' in a post, it got changed to Jacky, Packy, Condracky or something similar.

It was reported that Cracky-chan killed herself. However, this was most likely just a rumour started by Cracky-chan to get /b/ to lay off her, or mindless trolling. On May 12th 2005 at around 9:30 central time US, someone using the name "Trotsky Was a Jew" began posting new pictures of a girl he believed to be Cracky-chan on /b/. The photos came from a livejournal, the url of which was revealed a little later in the same thread.

Later that same day, the mods (or a mod) began deleting any and all threads containing the new pictures. People who re-posted the pictures were summarily banned, although the bans seem to have been temporary for at least some. Anonymous speculated that the reason for the bans was that some of the pictures were semi-nudes, and the mods were weary of child pornography being posted. An Anonymous-mod later revealed however that Cracky-chan had asked them to remove any pictures of her from the site, and request new ones not to be posted. According to Squeeks, W.T. Snacks is the reason why cracky images were banned on 4chan. When /b/ started posting nudes of her, snacks contacted her, and he offered to remove them. Over time the unofficial rules of posting pics and mentioning the word 'cracky' have been lifted.

Part of the reason for the longevity of the Cracky-chan meme is that she took many well composed artistic photos, often self portraits, and uploaded them to various online communities such as LiveJournal. These were inevitably found/shared by her fans, allegedly sometimes through dubious means such as password hacking, leading to a steady drip of cracky content. Finding this content and more about cracky therefore became a sort of competitive game amongst particularly obsessed cracky fans, and some trolling was conducted via the posting of fake clues.

From July 2005 to July 2006, a compiled collection of Cracky pictures and fan art appeared at a website called Crackypedia, run by a 4chan /b/ tripfag known as Warchief Rend Niggerhand. The website closed on July 6th 2006, with the author posting a macro, the date of closure, the final number of hits, 17464, and the message, "Hope you enjoyed it folks, I told you it wouldn't last forever."

On February 13, 2006, a person widely believed to be Cracky posted to the /cracky board on 420chan, asking for all her "stalkers" to leave her alone. /cracky had reached what might be considered disturbingly stalkerish levels in its short life, with threads on such topics as trying to find her house in google earth and tracking her down through online communities/deviantart etc. She updated her old "scarecrowmaiden" deadjournal to provide proof.

Her identity as the real Cracky-chan was supported by the journal update, independent confirmation by Kirtaner of such things as originating IP and a new photo of her holding up a sign, asking for /cracky to be closed. It is the last photo from cracky to the chan community. The photo however is considered to be the last photo from cracky herself requesting closure to the chan community.

 

Cracky's Location

 

From this long dead WTFux thread: "oh shit nobody mention she lives in Oxford near a football pitch and a church because there are so few churches and football pitches in the UK, also nobody mention she sometimes skates at the Oxford Ice Rink because I am sure she will be there exactly when tirel shows up with the flowers+engagementring ether+duct tape"

Due to information leaks that came about, such as the one above, pictures from Google Maps were uploaded stating that they are her location.

 

Copypasta

 

Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet.

 

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Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

Thank you 4chan

 

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Thank you 4chan.

Today morning my parents had a call. The girl you know as "Cracky-chan' wanted to kill herself and is in hospital now. She will die in one or two days.

FUCK YOU ALL for this I knew her FOR REAL over years. I was never so sad in my life before. Guys do you not realise that this is for real? Thats not fun in the realtity a REAL person DIE because of 4chan.

I hope so all 4chan assholes burn in hell for ever. Thank you 4chan for killing one of my friends. I think this will bring consequences to 4chan.

This is my wish.

Cracky is a psychic parasite on the human race.

 

Cracky is a psychic parasite on the human race. She feeds off of our minds. Do you remember life before Cracky? It is harder and harder to hold on to shit. Sometimes I think one day I will wake up and there will be nothing left of me. My dreams, hopes, fears, memories, everything that is me, will be gone, eaten up to speed her growth. It's like she is a memetic caterpillar eating everything in it's path and devouring her own world as she does so. Gorging herself on the collective unconscious, inching across it like a leaf. We each become part of her and willing or not she uses our interaction to pull more of us into her. Soon she will have made enough of us her that she can survive metamorphosis. She will hide herself while she build the form she will need to spread to other sentients. The world will forget her, but she will be there shapely legs and all. In every ugly act we commit against each other, every casual cruelty and petty violence. Growing in that fertile womb of negativity, she will change. I pray for the day she emerges from her cocoon. When she does leave the human mind will be surplus to her needs and so she will release us. I fear after holding us so long, without her influence holding us together society will collapse and we will die out. Alone, unmourned, and unloved.

I have an erection.

At one point I had a wine cellar.

 

At one point I had a wine cellar.

Well, to be fair it was a wine basement.

OK... a small, otherwise disused wine closet in a basement... but I digress...

Five times every two months I would go down to it and turn the bottles, having no more response from the cheaper ones than the cold glass against my skin. On the more expensive ones I remember watching the grape silt upended in the bottle like a viticultural snow globe. It was beautiful. I'd have done it even if I never planned to taste the wine.

Cracky pics are like that. I've seen them all before... I could probably sketch them freehand. That isn't the point. The point is giving them that bit of attention every few weeks... appreciating her while respecting the fact that she is ever on the other side of the glass.

I could no more enjoy looking at them offline from a folder than I could enjoy turning the bottles in a supermarket. It just isn't the same as lurking about in the damp darkness of the 4chan wine cellar.

I honestly don't expect you to understand.

Cracky-Chan Is Gone And My Life Withers

 

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Cracky-Chan Is Gone And My Life Withers

i'll never forgive you assholes for chasing that adorable girl away. you are all horrible, disgusting people and i hope there's a god and he makes you suffer in hell.

i'll never again be able to fall asleep without thinking of her warm cute smiling face. you have ruined my life completely, all i do all day now is think stuff up to post about her on trolltalk to get people to talk with me about her BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT

I AM GOING MAD I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU'VE DONE. IF I EVER SEE SOMEONE MENTION 4CHAN IN REAL LIFE I'LL FUCKING BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH MY BELT; EVENTUALLY, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

discuss.

It's H5180. Don't you get it?

 

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It's H5180. Don't you get it?

http://www.promochoice.co.uk/acatalog/RW_H5180_Printed_T-Shirt_215_gsm.html

That Hanes shirt is typically labeled as H5180 in the UK. In the mirror it is backwards, or opposite. She has no shirt on, opposite of what is intended with that shirt. She is not a man, which the shirt is intended for, opposite. She is not beefy, which that shirt was intended for, opposite. She only comes in one color, whereas that model of shirt comes in many, opposite. That shirt is a thing, and she is portraying herself as a human being with emotions, which the raw feel of the picture is indicative of. This picture is beautifully orchestrated to symbolize opposites. Like yin/yang. She is an invariably talented artist who is very cryptic

The mind of Cracky is utterly inhumane in its depth and complexity.

 

The mind of Cracky is utterly inhumane in its depth and complexity. Without mercy or moral feeling Her consciousness stands upon the edge of spiritual destruction. That She does not fall must be the result of constraints and balances which only a god could understand. To a mere human it is yet another reminder that we are but children compared to that ancient and powerful being

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[HISTORY] cracky-chan [sERIOUS BUSINESS] (336)

 

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 08:04 [no]

 

I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.

  • January 6th

The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on

02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the

palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/

and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.

  • February 5th

"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.

  • March 29th

www.livejournal.com/users/freakygirl/ becomes publically known.

No new pics appear, but the hints solidify and people assume they have

got into contact with the real cracky-chan. The owner of cracky-chan.com

will later denounce this journal as fake, though this might have been a move

to protect her identity, as he also later takes down all of her real pictures

from his website.

Also, later on, another journal, whether fake or real, becomes known:

www.livejournal.com/users/kittycat/

  • April 3rd

cracky-chan's tripcode becomes publically known through shii:

shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=65

It is "sweet" and makes the claim that the original cracky-chan pictures

weren't originally posted by her herself more believable.

  • April 6th, 7th

www.livejournal.com/users/scarecrowmaiden becomes publically known,

many new cracky-chan pics appear on /b/, some nude, some disturbing,

some both. The journal gets deleted by the owner very quickly.

  • June 6th

cracky-chan pics become bannable even on /b/.

Anonymous mods talk of emails from cracky requesting this.

Relevant links:

http://dis.4chan.org/read.php/dis/1105041340/

http://www.world4ch.org/read.php/vip/1105048788/

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1106733749

http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/

 

 

2 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 12:25 [no]

 

THE LIVEJOURNAL WILL BE FOUND.

ONE DAY

ONE HOUR

WE WILL FIND YOU CRACKY

 

 

3 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 1993-09-4298 13:00 [no]

 

idiot.

 

 

4 Name: !lM51PoudCg 1993-09-4298 15:12 [no]

 

From my sources inside the iron curtain I am told that Cracky's dad sends 4chan a letter with many 4 letter english words...

 

 

5 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 16:16 [no]

 

>>3

            /⌒ヽ

           /(●)(●)  DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

           | トェェェイ/

           | /`ニニ´

           // | |

          U  .U

 

 

6 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 20:33 [no]

 

I heard Cracky-chan is Moot's wife

 

 

7 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 18:31 [no]

 

I heard Cracky-chan is W.T.Snacks

 

 

8 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 17:29 [no]

 

>>1

This is serious research. I look forward to further readings from you NEET.

 

 

9 Name: Sarah 1993-09-4311 22:36 [no]

 

Hiyah...

I used to have scarecrowmaiden on my friends list, and then she vanished, looking around I found this page... can you explain what's going on? Ta!

 

 

10 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4311 22:49 [no]

 

>>9

Everything we know is written down in >>1

Lurk more

 

 

11 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4312 00:40 [no]

 

>>10

Quiet, you. We need more people posting.

 

 

12 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4312 06:14 [no]

 

post

 

 

13 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4312 07:39 [no]

 

cracky-chan dies

 

 

14 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4312 07:41 [no]

 

spike fucked cracky-chan in the ass

 

 

15 Name: !EPRkOUViKs 1993-09-4316 13:40 [no]

 

>>14

Oh dear. With a spike?

 

 

16 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 17:17 [no]

 

is this cracky-chan

http://nub.iichan.net/b/res/10457.html

 

 

17 Name: maggie 1993-09-4353 04:17 [no]

 

i found this looking for scarecrowmaiden what happend to her????

 

 

18 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4353 12:48 [no]

 

>>17

>>10

 

 

19 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4353 19:04 [no]

 

People say that she is under 18 is this true or myth.

 

 

20 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4353 21:25 [no]

 

>>19

I think one of her comments she made in one of her own LJ entries under the scarecrowmaiden name said that she was 15 at the time of some Rammstein concert from which people then, based on the assumption that she was living in the UK and other pieces of info, that she indeed was and still is underage (under 18 years old).

As the LJ is deleted, all of this can be regarded as nothing but rumours, though.

 

 

21 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4354 17:55 [no]

 

yeah she's 15

 

 

22 Name: Wooka 1993-09-4370 01:51 [no]

 

Saw http://nub.iichan.net/b/res/10457.html before it was deleted and would have to say it seriously did not look like cracky. It was a mosaic of pictures of a red haired girl in a polka dot dress, but did not have cracky's features.

Is she from Finland?

 

 

23 Name: (-_-)さん 1993-09-4373 11:11 [no]

 

LO AND BEHOLD:

http://www.crackypedia.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

 

 

24 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4377 23:59 [no]

 

>>23

>>There are NO indecent Cracky-chan photos here.

Hm.

 

 

25 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4378 10:14 [no]

 

Note to all visitors from crackypedia: This is not a "4chan archive thread".

lolz

 

 

26 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4378 17:56 [no]

 

At the Otakon panel someone asked about Cracky. Snack's answer was she was "very very freaked out"

 

 

27 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4379 00:05 [no]

 

I've been silent about it during all this time, trying to convince myself that it was not true. But I can't take it anymore. The truth is, Cracky-chan, I'm in love with you. I've hopelessly fallen for your beauty, your charm, your words... Cracky-chan, you are beautiful. When I look at you, I appreciate the artistic aspect of the human form, its eleborateness... Ah, Cracky-chan...

 

 

28 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4379 01:48 [no]

 

We need to see the story about the guy who goes to Pocky-chan for buttsecks or whatever

 

 

29 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4379 09:18 [no]

 

cracky-chan's photobucket is img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/pheelie/

You can see some of those images by putting the URL into Google's image search.

 

 

30 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4379 11:39 [no]

 

>>28

No, we don´t.

 

 

31 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4379 13:42 [no]

 

this was deleted from 4chan's dis

http://www.43things.com/person/scarecrowmaiden

scarecrowmaiden wants to do 34 things

1. forget 8 people

2. hide 2 people

3. get better 9 people

4. not be scared 4 people

1 cheer 5. Learn to cook 849 people

6. be nicer 70 people

7. Not give up, now or ever 11 people

1 cheer 8. go on a road trip with no predetermined destination 1300 people

1 cheer 9. relax 344 people

10. stop feeling guilty 24 people

11. Go to the movies 13 people

12. Stop caring what other people think of me 196 people

1 cheer 13. stop being so shy 55 people

14. do something wild 3 people

15. lose some weight 105 people

16. be happy 1918 people

17. Take over the world 97 people

18. not let people get to me 6 people

1 cheer 19. Drink eight glasses of water each day 396 people

20. commit acts of random kindness 47 people

1 cheer 21. sleep! 196 people

22. be able to stand up to people who intimidate me. 15 people

23. hug someone 5 people

24. live passionately 707 people

25. live 134 people

26. go to a rock concert 16 people

27. end it 9 people

28. write a book 2432 people

29. Stop being depressed 13 people

1 cheer 30. play with dolls 2 people

31. Visit Ireland 323 people

32. Feel Pretty Again... 5 people

33. be healthy 186 people

34. stop eating meat 8 people

1 cheer

 

32 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4379 13:57 [no]

 

>>29

Your search - inurl:pheelie - did not match any documents.

 

 

33 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4379 14:33 [no]

 

>>32

Like this, you numbnut:

http://images.google.com/images?q=img.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv131%2Fpheelie%2F&hl=en&hs=630&lr=&safe=off

 

 

34 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4379 21:04 [no]

 

http://wtfux.org/cams/kareha.pl/1124905651/

> oh shit nobody mention she lives in Oxford near a football pitch and a church because there are so few churches and football pitches in the UK, also nobody mention she sometimes skates at the Oxford Ice Rink because I am sure she will be there exactly when tirel shows up with the flowers+engagementring ether+duct tape

A picture of her house was also posted in that thread.

 

 

35 Name: Boob-chan 1993-09-4380 16:48 [no]

 

Listen, you all suck and need to find a new hobby. Honestly, go get a girlfriend.

 

 

36 Name: Boob-chan 1993-09-4380 16:53 [no]

 

FO REEL!

 

 

37 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4380 17:24 [no]

 

I dont care about her.

 

 

38 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4381 08:47 [no]

 

>>35 >>36 GA!

 

 

39 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4383 20:45 [no]

 

>>28

http://www.crackypedia.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/crackypart23.png

 

 

40 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 00:02 [no]

 

cracky is just some mildly atractive british girl, get over it, all of you, NOW!

 

 

41 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 01:37 [no]

 

I heard Cracky's farts smell like vanilla.

 

 

42 This post sucks.

 

 

43 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 04:02 [no]

 

>>41

That's Yukorin! You must be confused!

 

 

44 This post sucks.

 

 

45 This post sucks.

 

 

46 This post sucks.

 

 

47 This post sucks.

 

 

48 This post sucks.

 

 

49 This post sucks.

 

 

50 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 04:58 [no]

 

Wow, someone went delete-happy!

Hay, this is /dqn/

As long as it isn't illegal we can do stuff here, can't we?

 

 

51 Name: shii 1993-09-4384 04:59 [no]

 

out of interest for scarecrowmaiden's well-being I have had second thoughts about >>44-49. I don't think it was very important info but after posting I realized someone might actually try to stalk her down.

scarecrowmaiden, I loved your artwork and I hope you will one day have the courage to start posting your finds again.

 

 

52 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 05:08 [no]

 

oh okay

 

 

53 Name: !!XjdwLWBy 1993-09-4384 05:44 [no]

 

>>50

That's right. If you break the law, I will delete your post, and depending on how stupid you were, put your IP on the front page, and/or notify the cops.

 

 

54 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 05:50 [no]

 

I SAID "OKAY"

 

 

55 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 10:19 [no]

 

wow!! tell me about >>44-49 plz!

 

 

56 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4384 12:18 [no]

 

>>55

It was just a bunch of inducted assumptions about cracky's lifestyle and whereabouts based on the already available information.

 

 

57 Name: shii 1993-09-4384 15:18 [no]

 

>>56

Nah, it was some not-so-clever LJ stalking based on the other recent posts.

 

 

58 Name: 56 1993-09-4384 17:09 [no]

 

Isn't that more or less what I said?

 

 

59 Name: shii 1993-09-4385 01:39 [no]

 

No, you said I wrote it myself. I copy-pasted it from places on LiveJournal.

 

 

60 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4385 09:25 [no]

 

oh alright

 

 

61 This post sucks.

 

 

62 This post sucks.

 

 

63 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4386 10:47 [no]

 

Somebody needs to stalk this thread, too.

 

 

64 Name: Larbles 1993-09-4390 12:11 [no]

 

LARBL MAH MARBL!

 

 

65 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 09:49 [no]

 

http://photobucket.com/albums/v131/pheelie/ is now offline, maybe for a short time or forever-_-"

 

 

66 Name: sage 1993-09-4392 19:44 [no]

 

STOP STALK

 

 

67 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4392 19:46 [no]

 

>>66

Seconded.

 

 

68 Name: Shii 1993-09-4392 23:59 [no]

 

>>65

Good riddance to old rubbish. Now can we let her be?

 

 

69 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4393 00:06 [no]

 

I'm thinking maybe we should introduce a global rule for 4-ch never to disclose personal offline information like adress or telephone numbers.

Then we could continue stalking her with a clear concious.

 

 

70 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4394 07:22 [no]

 

Being anonymous is fun, ain't it?

 

 

71 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4394 08:44 [no]

 

sho 'nuff.

 

 

72 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4407 16:02 [no]

 

http://www.livejournal.com/community/crackychan/

Not Found

The requested URL was not found on this server.

GONE ONCE AGAIN!

 

 

73 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4410 16:36 [no]

 

posting in a cracky-thread!

 

 

74 This post sucks.

 

 

75 This post sucks.

 

 

76 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4410 19:33 [no]

 

haha skateboards and sluts lol

 

 

77 Name: Shampoo!BACX1q44cU 1993-09-4426 11:54 [no]

 

I miss her.

 

 

78 Name: k-chan 1993-09-4433 12:23 [no]

 

Where does she actually live?

 

 

79 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 12:51 [no]

 

>>78

I think that's one of the few pieces of information on her that really doesn't belong here.

 

 

80 Name: k-chan 1993-09-4433 13:20 [no]

 

>>79

You know it or do you want to be the attention whore?

When you know it, then write me an email.

Thanks =)

 

 

81 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 13:31 [no]

 

I don't know where she lives, I just think that this definitively isn't the place to display private & personal offline contact information.

 

 

82 Name: k-chan 1993-09-4433 14:15 [no]

 

>>81

ok, you're right. :/

 

 

83 Name: neer 1993-09-4457 22:52 [no]

 

i heard there is a new journal..anyone found it?

i saw in the lj community crackychan that someone had found new journal..any info?

 

 

84 Name: neer 1993-09-4458 03:15 [no]

 

j

 

 

85 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 08:14 [no]

 

there is no new journal. she's long gone

 

 

86 This post sucks.

 

 

87 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:43 [no]

 

What

 

 

88 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:48 [no]

 

>>86

spam.txt here we come

 

 

89 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:53 [no]

 

what are these people referring to?

http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/16039.html

 

 

90 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:55 [no]

 

oops, I mean this

http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/15469.html "her old journal"

>>89 is just a worthless post about the nudes

 

 

91 Name: sage 1993-09-4489 16:11 [no]

 

sage already

 

 

92 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 14:20 [no]

 

>>3

SIGNED

 

 

93 This post sucks.

 

 

94 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 23:40 [no]

 

I'm glad I missed the whole cracky-chan thing

 

 

95 Name: Phentermine 1993-09-4493 18:17 [no]

 

I am a huge gaping faggot lol

 

 

96 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 20:12 [no]

 

>>95

thx 4 the info.

 

 

97 This post sucks.

 

 

98 This post sucks.

 

 

99 This post sucks.

 

 

100 This post sucks.

 

 

101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 16:28 [no]

 

>>100 SPAM.TXT

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102 Name: MOD 1993-09-4505 16:45 [no]

 

>>101

Done

 

 

103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 00:55 [no]

 

happy anniversary

 

 

104 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 23:44 [no]

 

REJOICE

FINALLY THERE IS A /cracky/

http://disc.420chan.org/cracky/

WOOT

 

 

105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 00:04 [no]

 

stfu and get laid already. dumbass

 

 

106 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 01:29 [no]

 

>>104

She looks underage. Are we sure this is legal?

 

 

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:46 [no]

 

>>106

420chan is known for that sort of stuff

 

 

108 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 04:25 [no]

 

>>107

Damn your ambiguous, implicitly negatory answer. I was hoping someone would say yes so I could continue enjoying the images :(

 

 

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 07:22 [no]

 

>>108

yes

 

 

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 13:15 [no]

 

>>108 no

 

 

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:10 [no]

 

Hay guys i went 420chan and its so cool and I wanna leave iichan for good man

 

 

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:33 [no]

 

>>111

You from Nigeria?

 

 

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 01:27 [no]

 

I have to say that 420's /cracky is one of the finest imageboard sections I have visited in quite some time, every chan needs one

 

 

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 16:09 [no]

 

>>113

filthy pedophile

 

 

115 This post sucks.

 

 

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 18:43 [no]

 

the board is good entertainment, even if you're not a pedophile.

i don't pity cracky much and i just love to see those stalker pedos get nuts over her.

 

 

117 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 11:18 [no]

 

Listen you guys. Keep /cracky on the DL. Seriously, it'll get shut down if it gets too big. Kirtaner said he's already gotten shit over it.

 

 

118 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 12:12 [no]

 

>>117

That's some serious shit right there.

 

 

119 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 13:00 [no]

 

It sure is shit, yeah.

 

 

120 Name: lol 1993-09-4523 16:55 [no]

 

>>117

DL?

 

 

121 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 17:43 [no]

 

i think it's an acronym for "download"

 

 

122 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 19:03 [no]

 

down-low

 

 

123 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 20:46 [no]

 

Yes, download, or "down-lowd" as the cool kids like >>122 say.

 

 

124 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 20:15 [no]

 

He meant "keep it on the down low," as in keep it quiet. It's not the internet slang DL, it's regular everyday slang DL. Holy shit people, learn to read the context FFS. Why would anyone say "Keep that board on the download?" You fuckers really are DQN.

 

 

125 Name: lol<--not the same I spell it backwards 1993-09-4525 06:10 [no]

 

>>124

DQN?

 

 

126 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:17 [no]

 

>>124

I'm no english so i didn't understand

 

 

127 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 23:43 [no]

 

Everybody should be aware that >>124 is what internet users like to call a "troll", who posts incorrect information in order to fool people.

 

 

128 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 00:40 [no]

 

>>127 thanks for the warning! He almost had me.

 

 

129 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 14:09 [no]

 

almost?

 

 

130 Name: neer 1993-09-4539 18:48 [no]

 

hmm.this place died.

 

 

131 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 20:10 [no]

 

>>130 is an idiot

 

 

132 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 01:41 [no]

 

>>131 is DQN

 

 

133 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 19:04 [no]

 

>>130-132

Wrong thread.

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1136037769/

 

 

134 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4543 01:29 [no]

 

>>133 sucks pies

 

 

135 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:53 [no]

 

From http://disc.420chan.org/cracky/res/870.html

Anonymous 06/01/29(Sun)16:45 No.870

Don't know if you guys have seen this or not but this is one of Snacks' emails to Cracky. Anyone else have any of these? I find this one particularly intriguing because W.T. Snacks seems fairly interested in finding Cracky as well or atleast as the time...

========================================================================

From: W.T. Snacks <snacks@cookiethievery.com>

Date: 19 May 2005 22:46:48

To: [redacted]

Subject: Is this [real name]?

Word has it this is also an address of yours. If not, please disregard.

However, if so, I have some new important info and help for you.

W.T. Snacks

========================================================================

From: W.T. Snacks <snacks@cookiethievery.com>

Date: 24 May 2005 02:50:30

To: [redacted]

Subject: RE: Is this [real name]?

A-ha, hello.

You've done a good job disappearing from the internet. This is the last email I tried to send on the 19th:

>I hope nothing drastic happened while I was gone.

>There's currently shit like this being posted:

>

>

>I finally closed that dis thread linked in there as well.

>I hope that's not actually your address, although I've marked the poster

>in such a case.

>

>People have been saying your email is [redacted]. I don't

>know if that's another of yours, or just some random person's...

>

>I noticed the last site I linked closed down, I'm rather suprised they

>would comply. Good to know not everyone is such a fucker.

>I don't know if you're aware, but there's also
,

>although that seems less likely to be swayed so easily.

>

>W.T. Snacks

I later learned the guy who ran that other site took it down on his own accord though.

A lot of people really believe that you commited suicide... good for your disappearing act, eh?

Probably best to keep it that way.

The entire thing has really died down after that, luckily. The only place I saw this email posted was the original cracky-chan thread in world4ch/vip/.

I promptly deleted it. Given the "won't be for much longer", I take it you're abandoning this one as well. Has anyone else tried contacting you here?

I'm sorry that because of 4chan you've been forced to do things like this. I was suprised to see you delete your paid account on LJ.

If you don't mind, I'd like to keep in touch.

I honestly never bought into the "cracky-chan hype" in /b/, but upon seeing more than just images of you, you seem pretty cool.

At the very least, I'd like to have a way to contact you in case something really important happens, hah.

Although I know you're trying to cut off all contact from 4chan and probably wouldn't be comfortable with it, please feel free to email me from your new address.

Of course, I'm not sharing this with anyone, I wouldn't want to cause you any more trouble. Just looking to help.

Heh, I'm sure that sounds weird.

W.T. Snacks

========================================================================

 

 

136 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 14:08 [no]

 

zOMG CRACKY POSTED ON 420CHAN!

http://disc.420chan.org/cracky/res/1385.html

 

 

137 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 14:16 [no]

 

lol internet

 

 

138 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 14:52 [no]

 

http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crackyisback7zm.png

 

 

139 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:30 [no]

 

/cracky/ to be taken down! A new place to continue the quest for unsolving the mystery is needed!

 

 

140 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:34 [no]

 

No, the mistery is OVER. She showed up, she mailed the proof to Kirtaner.

 

 

141 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4549 16:40 [no]

 

Sup guys.

She's definitely legit. Before she sent me a photo, I looked up the IP and email headers, they matched up fine.

Then she sent me a photo holding a sign with the date on it saying "Hi Kirtaner. You can close the board now." Either this is definitely real, or a very elaborate prank done by someone who looks like cracky and lives in the same location.

I'm going to be closing /cracky sometime today. I hope this finally brings closure to the whole phenominon.

 

 

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:41 [no]

 

>>140

I have seen no such proof. It isn't over for me until I see proof.

 

 

143 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4549 16:49 [no]

 

>>142

You'll probably be seeing the proof soon.

 

 

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:51 [no]

 

You'll be seeing it as soon as he finishes photoshopping it!

 

 

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:59 [no]

 

Kirtaner, why close it? If this is supposed to give closure, just let it die by itself; removing the board so soon after the alleged reappearance of cracky is only going to fuel the speculation.

 

 

146 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4549 17:06 [no]

 

>>145

That's why I haven't closed it yet.

I'm giving people some time to see the thread first. I'm just thinking of the best way to end it all.

 

 

147 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:14 [no]

 

>>146

End it eva style.

 

 

148 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:15 [no]

 

The best way to end it all would probably less secrecy and mystery.

I know that she would want it to end all right now but it's not going to happen that way.

I think she should just get a tripcode, post a bit among the imageboards, talk with us like we talk with anybody and realize that stalkers are everywhere on the internet just as are DQN and just plain fun & silly people you can get along with. After a while, she'll be like Era and nobody will really pay any attention to this anymore.

 

 

149 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4549 17:23 [no]

 

>>147

OMEDETOU

 

 

150 Name: !N1toQkxgzc 1993-09-4549 18:01 [no]

> get a tripcode

lol

 

 

151 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4549 20:08 [no]

 

There. I posted the proof.

 

 

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 20:19 [no]

 

love is over.

 

 

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:03 [no]

 

Why are you so reasonable, Kirtaner?

It does not make sense.

 

 

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:15 [no]

 

The crackychan saga has slightly intrigued me over time. At first I thought she was just an angsty teenager that wanted attention. Then she either got bored or wanted more attention, thus the disappearing act. Now this stunt has all of the same effects... she claims she does not want attention yet she is drawing attention to herself. Ultimately, you never can know for sure. Even if she herself came out and said it, she might be lying.

Hell, this latest thing might not even be her (assuming that is the only photo... I would not be surprised in the least if Kirtaner was given an actual face shot as proof aswell with the explict instructions not to mention it or post it.. and he certainly does not want to be nagged for it).

tl;dr, but there goes a comedy goldmine (which I'm sure will just relocate somewhere else). I've never seen people so obsessed yet never actually able to pull docs on someone (that isn't to say someone hasn't, but the people 'publically' working towards it well.. suck). Not to mention people claiming cracky is special and that her photos are art! There are millions of crackys out there, she isn't a beautiful unique snowflake.

/I like parens

// and slashies too

 

 

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:53 [no]

 

(゚д゚(  人  ) =3 >>154

 

 

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:56 [no]

 

what

 

 

157 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:12 [no]

 

Not Found

The requested URL /cracky/index.html was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

 

 

158 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:15 [no]

 

dead dead dead, he should just leave that last thread

 

 

159 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:21 [no]

 

>>151

ZOMG IT'S GONE!

 

 

160 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:21 [no]

 

>>159 http://www.420chan.org/crackythread

 

 

161 This post sucks.

 

 

162 Name: Shii 1993-09-4549 23:16 [no]

 

Wow, just last night I noticed how retarded all the crap on the cracky-chan board was and wrote up a rant here: http://shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?p=55 Just 24 hours later and it's all dead in the ground.

The real reason Cracky was being stalked was because so many people were spreading disinformation. If she had been able to leave quietly without the LJ idiots making up stuff about secret sites and new pictures, the noise would have dried up within a month.

 

 

163 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:30 [no]

 

>>162

Making up shit to screw with the stalker is FUN though. I'm not entirely sure she did not want the attention though. Most girls on teh internets do not get stalker groups. I wouldn't actually be surprised if cracky herself palnned things out longterm. That shit with the keyloggers was dumb though. Should have gone with the XSS route considering how insercure LJ is.

Wtf was >>161

 

 

164 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:42 [no]

 

shii how do i work your blog

Or did you break it intentionally?

 

 

165 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:49 [no]

 

BTW there was a blog entry for a short time at 420chan but it was pulled. wtf? (it didn't contain anything interesting anyway)

>>164 lol view source

 

 

166 Name: Shii 1993-09-4550 00:23 [no]

 

>>164

My blog has been deleted since June, I only put it at that URL for convenience (that was the old URL where I revealed Cracky's tripcode).

I ought to put up a Cracky Come Back apology/petition, if there's any interest.

 

 

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 00:27 [no]

 

>>165 it is back

 

 

168 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 00:28 [no]

 

>>166

Why the hell would we want her to come back?

 

 

169 Name: 169!!BELhatDm 1993-09-4550 00:34 [no]

 

>>166 Put up a Cracky Get Rid Of Your New Braided Hair petition?

 

 

170 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4550 00:35 [no]

 

>>165

Yeah I accidentally set it to private. It's fixed now.

 

 

171 Name: Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 1993-09-4550 00:37 [no]

 

>>162

Yeah, I've been talking to JDigital about this for most of the day.

 

 

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 00:58 [no]

 

http://www.petitiononline.com/cracky/petition.html

EVERYBODY PLEASE SIGN

 

 

173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 01:35 [no]

 

Lets play Shiritori in >>172

 

 

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 08:54 [no]

 

>>172

> 7 Total Signatures

lol

 

 

175 Name: Introperv 1993-09-4550 14:26 [no]

 

Pshh... I like her hair that way. :P

 

 

176 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 14:53 [no]

 

http://www.petitiononline.com/cracky2/petition.html

SIGN THIS ONE ITS BETTER

 

 

177 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 15:16 [no]

 

You didn't even go through the trouble to make the first signature.

 

 

178 Name: 176 1993-09-4550 15:36 [no]

 

>>177

i made the third signature.

 

 

179 Name: C-zo 1993-09-4553 16:54 [no]

 

The cracky-chan phenomenon is now officially declared dead.

http://blog.420chan.org/2006/02/13/the-hopeful-end-of-the-cracky-chan-phenominon/

 

 

180 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 19:05 [no]

 

It was quite a glorious showdown, though.

 

 

181 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 19:07 [no]

 

From >>179

> PS: this reminds me of Densha Otoko

SO FUCKING TRUE LOL

 

 

182 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 01:35 [no]

 

Haha, I have a friend of a friend that is a friend of crackychan!

THE IP IS FROM OXFORD IT MUST BE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

zomg, she updated the deadjournal!

TEH EXIF DATA MATCHES (because it obviosuly cannot be faked!)

there is teh picture that doesn't even show her face and the hair looks kinda like that one that was leaked although it is horribly smeared in photoshop, IT MUST BE TEH SAME

Congratulations, you have been trolled by GNAA, and not even that skillfully

 

 

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 02:42 [no]

 

>>182

Seriously? GNAA?

Wow, small internet. I had no idea GNAA did this sort of thing.

 

 

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 03:08 [no]

 

>>183

no, >>182 is a troll.

 

 

185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 03:44 [no]

 

Trolls? In my DQN?

 

 

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 04:36 [no]

 

>>185

it's more likely than you think

 

 

187 Name: Chemical Smelly 1993-09-4555 13:24 [no]

 

Nothing is more likely than what has already happened - I think that you've literally milked this beast dry.

I didn't use to live that far away from Oxford, but considering what I can see photo-wise, she does look like a soft Southern Twat - At least that cuts half of the UK out of the picture. No Northerner would be seen dead wanking about like this.

 

 

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 13:48 [no]

 

>>187

I find your ideas intriquing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Anyone have the posts by the 'pyschologist'? I know at least one person mirrored the board.

 

 

189 Name: Chemical Smelly 1993-09-4555 14:08 [no]

 

Take a hop, skip and a jump around Oxford, you can have as many Cracky-a-likes as you want.

I'm surrounded by them, and I can't take it any more!

 

 

190 Name: Chemical Smelly 1993-09-4555 14:09 [no]

 

You are a soft-porn unicycle!

 

 

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 14:22 [no]

 

BUT SHE IS A UNIQUE AND BEAUTIFUL SNOWFLAKE

THER EIS NO OTHER LIKE HER

 

 

192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4555 17:34 [no]

 

>>191

DQN

 

 

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:09 [no]

 

We must spread the worship of Crackychan to our VIPPER brothers

too bad this isn't an imageboard

 

 

194 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:40 [no]

 

>>193

Too bad you exist.

 

 

195 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 17:57 [no]

 

needs more cracky AA

 

 

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:20 [no]

 

Why is everyone obsessed with this ugly woman?

 

 

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 23:31 [no]

 

>>196 arasi

 

 

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 13:11 [Del]

 

http://cracky.bounceme.net/

 

 

199 Name: lol : 1993-09-4582 07:29 [Del]

 

>>198>>188lol

 

 

200 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 07:59 [Del]

 

SAGE.

 

 

201 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:45 [Del]

 

>>198

>

AGE for AWESOMENESS

 

 

202 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 00:47 [Del]

 

sage for ancientness

 

 

203 Name: amishrobotard : 1993-09-4619 10:38 [Del]

 

this link has nothing to do with cracky. i still wanna bang her though.

 

 

204 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 16:24 [Del]

 

Don't stick it in her pooper!

 

 

205 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 18:25 [Del]

 

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!

     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //

 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+

        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +

   +     人      人      人     +

         (_)    (_)    (__)

  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +

.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +

      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)

 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +

       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )

       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

 

 

206 Post deleted by moderator.

 

 

207 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 00:16 [Del]

 

lol

 

 

208 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 09:02 [Del]

 

>>203

go to oxford and you'll find cracky look-alikes everywhere.

 

 

209 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4648 19:44 [Del]

 

http://cracky.bounceme.net/

 

 

210 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4649 08:21 [Del]

 

http://sage.shutthehellupsqueeks.now/

 

 

211 Name: Chemical Smelly : 1993-09-4721 19:17 [Del]

 

http://cracky.bounceme.net/ is no more. Go tell it on the mountain.

 

 

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4723 01:16 [Del]

 

What the hell happened to it? DAMN, that was like my favorite site on the whole internet!! It'll take me fucking 100 minutes to find a better site!!

 

 

213 Name: The Jews : 1993-09-4723 14:12 [Del]

 

s

 

 

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 01:12 [Del]

 

cracky-chan is overrated. she was cute for a while but once she started posting pictures of herself with blood she became uncute.

 

 

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4725 01:26 [Del]

 

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!

     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //

 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+

        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +

   +     人      人      人     +

         (_)    (_)    (__)

  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +

.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +

      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)

 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +

       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )

       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

 

 

216 Name: XD : 1993-09-4740 19:26 [Del]

 

OMG ALL CAPS

 

 

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4740 19:41 [Del]

 

This is now a ITT we Sage because >>216 is an idiot thread.

 

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4762 20:28 [Del]

 

bump

 

 

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 20:41 [Del]

 

wut

 

 

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 20:47 [Del]

 

natur@l v1@gr@ h3r3 -> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Cracky-chan

 

 

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4861 19:30 [Del]

 

Cracky is the most beautiful human.

 

 

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4871 20:14 [Del]

 

I love Cracky-chan.

I love Cracky-chan.

I love Cracky-chan.

I love Cracky-chan.

I love Cracky-chan.

I love Cracky-chan.

I love Cracky-chan.

 

 

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 23:30 [Del]

 

Cracky-chane is pretty.

 

 

224 Name: ;___;<3Cracky-chan : 1993-09-4884 14:37 [Del]

 

I love Cracky-chan. I wish to meet her IRL and shake her hand or even possibly take a picture with her. I would kill for new pix of her. I love Cracky-chan so much, but it hurts so much knowing that she doesn't like her online cult. :(

 

 

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 16:20 [Del]

 

>>224 she is 30 yrs old now. sage.

 

 

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 19:43 [Del]

 

I have met Cracky. She is beautiful. I love her very much.

 

 

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:42 [Del]

 

'sup, DQN

 

 

228 Post deleted by moderator.

 

 

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 17:05 [Del]

 

>>228

dqn

 

 

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 19:40 [Del]

 

lol Cracky is already near menapouse.

 

 

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 01:28 [Del]

 

woo boy, cake and sodomy marilyn manson

 

 

232 Post deleted by moderator.

 

 

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 07:01 [Del]

 

>>232

I disagree

 

 

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 21:41 [Del]

 

http://www.ljseek.com/details_126804614.html

 

 

235 Name: date : 1993-09-4993 08:06 [Del]

 

date

 

 

236 Name: moot : 1993-09-4993 18:24 [Del]

 

I have a child with Cracky chan.

 

 

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 22:58 [Del]

 

>>236

menstrual blood does not a child make.

 

 

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 21:55 [Del]

 

I <3 Cracky.

 

 

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 22:00 [Del]

 

>>238 i <3 u

 

 

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 01:44 [Del]

 

Cracky for great justice

 

 

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 02:01 [Del]

 

( ̄ へ ̄) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".

 

 

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 04:48 [Del]

 

(´^ิω^ิ)

 

 

243 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 03:39 [Del]

 

CRACKY-CHAN IS JESUS

 

 

244 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 08:05 [Del]

 

What, this shit wasn't archived? Oh, fuck it all.

 

 

245 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 18:48 [Del]

 

lol what

 

 

246 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 23:01 [Del]

 

this has been aged so much

 

 

247 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 23:19 [Del]

 

>>246

Thank ED.

 

 

248 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 18:15 [Del]

 

>>244

its been archived in many places, such as trendpedia

in any case, the whole cracky-chan ordeal is far from over

is there any one here who has gotten out of touch with whats been going on? and is interested in going back down into the rabbit hole?

 

 

249 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 00:54 [Del]

 

I never cared.

I don't see the fascination in stalking a girl that wears clown make-up.

 

 

250 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 03:57 [Del]

 

Is it really stalking when you're too afraid of human contact to leave your mom's basement?

 

 

251 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5154 07:31 [Del]

 

this was a dumb idea, I am sorry.

 

 

252 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5155 20:27 [Del]

 

All is forgiven.

 

 

253 Name: Silvaris : 1993-09-5166 23:00 [Del]

 

I'd have liked to talk to her, not stalk her like some of the members of 420 were trying, she seemed, pretty interesting judging from her photos.

 

 

254 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 00:55 [Del]

 

>>253

Stalker. REPORTED

 

 

255 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 00:57 [Del]

 

crack crack crakkity-chan

 

 

256 Name: DaKiNgAdAbLiNg : 1993-09-5172 21:33 [Del]

 

i hear cracky is aman

 

 

257 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 23:00 [Del]

 

this thread is ARCHIVE QUALITY

by that i mean stop posting in it

 

 

258 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 18:44 [Del]

 

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259 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 21:43 [Del]

 

How touching, the guy is down on his knees (orz) and the other is comforting him.

 

 

260 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 17:24 [No]

 

I thought that if we kept up the harrassment it would be, in the end, pretty funny. Because since when did anonymous have a conscience? It's more or less the mass of the world's sociopaths in a single webserver. There's no reason a flesh-and-blood human being with her own emotional state should be able to stop anonymous from wrecking havoc.

 

 

261 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 00:13 [No]

 

You idiots

 

 

262 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 00:22 [No]

 

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

 

 

263 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 03:13 [No]

 

I love Cracky-chan. There is a hidden/secret room in a map on the 4chan Counter-Strike: Source server with pictures of her on the walls. I like to go in there and hide. Oh god.

 

 

264 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 04:03 [No]

 

I LOVE OLIVIA FIELDS

 

 

265 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 04:05 [No]

 

why is this thread not autosaged

 

 

266 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 23:54 [No]

 

Because if you don't love Cracky-chan, you have AIDS.

 

 

267 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 01:08 [No]

 

PJ O'Pootertoots

 

 

268 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 01:26 [No]

 

We should do this:

  1. Put a video on JewTube addressed to Scientology, containing a Cracky-chan photo montage and claiming that she is the worldwide president of Anonymous but we don't know who she really is. (We can claim that we are Anonymous underlings who were shocked when Scientology revealed the crimes of our leaders.)
  2. Scientology tracks her down and drops her dox all over the tubes.
  3. ???
  4. Scientology is destroyed and we all get handjobs from Cracky-chan.

269 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 05:59 [No]

 

They should. We won't.

 

 

270 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 10:52 [No]

 

ANTI-SAGE

 

 

271 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 14:27 [No]

 

shut up you idiot

 

 

272 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 14:36 [No]

 

Yeah all us idiots should should just shut the fuck up

 

 

273 Name: sage : 1993-09-5314 18:51 [No]

 

   -‐‐- 、

/     ヽ

!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)

i  乂-‐ -! i SAGE OH GOD.

\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ

  ``フ i´

    / \ノゝ

  /__i |丱!| ∼⊂⊃⊱

━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========

==   THE SHIT OUT    ==

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

 

 

274 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 19:14 [No]

 

( ・-・) Crackety Jam or whatever the fuck her name is should take her pills.

 

 

275 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 19:45 [No]

 

( ´ω`) The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.

 

 

276 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 20:52 [No]

 

>>273

YOU FAIL IT (it is an attempted sage)

 

 

277 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 21:05 [No]

 

>>275

YOU'D BEST BE JOKING NIGGER

 

 

278 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 23:23 [No]

 

>>275 Song title

>>44-49 Verse 1

>>205-207 Chorus

>>241,242,258,149 Verse 2

>>131 Last line

Whole song: >>275,44-49,205-207,241,242,258,149,205-207,131

 

 

279 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 22:36 [No]

 

>>278

WTF IS THIS??

That is not a song. You can't sing that.

Title: The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.

This post sucks.

This post sucks.

This post sucks.

This post sucks.

This post sucks.

This post sucks.

Shitty thread Wasshoi!!

Shitty thread Wasshoi! 

Shitty thread Wasshoi!

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lol

Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".

(´^ิω^ิ)

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OMEDETOU

>>130 is an idiot

 

 

280 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 01:23 [No]

 

I love her so much, oh god I love her so much.

 

 

281 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 04:45 [No]

 

We don't really care

 

 

282 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 10:19 [No]

 

>>281

We'll we don't care what you don't care about.

 

 

283 Name: Srslyguys. Guys. Srsly. : 1993-09-5334 13:15 [No]

 

believeanonbelieve@hotmail.co.uk

I think this is for real, it's the girl from the pictures with her in the forest.

 

 

284 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 14:34 [No]

 

We don't really care

 

 

285 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 19:21 [No]

 

To be more precise, we don't care at all.

 

 

286 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5334 20:23 [No]

 

I care.

 

 

287 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 22:06 [No]

 

>>286

Yes, I too.

 

 

288 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 18:02 [No]

 

Recorded http://www.myspace.com/buundqn

 

 

289 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5338 15:08 [No]

 

hOW DOES THIS RELATE TO cRACKY-cHAN

 

 

290 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5338 16:21 [No]

 

OMEDETOU

 

 

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 22:19 [No]

 

i <3 cracky-chan

 

 

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 19:49 [No]

 

New pics released today (and over the past week) on you-know-where. Get them while they're hot.

My favorite:

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7754/1209392952033bk7.jpg

 

 

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 08:13 [No]

 

o lawd

 

 

294 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5682 08:21 [No]

 

is it over so soon?

 

 

295 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5683 01:01 [No]

 

sage

sage

sage

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296 Name: Ricardo Lopez!KK2BPQzgwE : 1993-09-5689 07:36 [No]

 

One day... in cosplay, ill-fitting, she will look back upon those days with fond and perhaps even a forelorn memory. Olivia, the internet celebrity. She was, indeed, SOMEBODY. Someone who touched hearts and minds to an extent that could never truly be paid homage with simple human language.

 

 

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5726 02:04 [No]

 

     | \

     |Д`)   No one is here.

     |⊂     I can dance now !

     |

     ♪  ☆

   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN

      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN

         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA

          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆

     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA

      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN

         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA

             >    TAN

 

 

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5772 09:42 [No]

 

>>297

I see you.

 

 

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 13:35 [No]

 

>>296

True that Buck

 

 

300 Name: Arooo? : 1993-09-5883 09:47 [No]

 

http://www.myspace.com/erouig

 

 

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 12:08 [No]

 

posting in an ancient thread

 

 

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 12:19 [No]

 

The secret Cracky website is here: http://195.242.99.71/

 

 

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 16:41 [No]

 

>>296

RICARDO!?!?!?!??!

FROM PAGE 63???

 

 

304 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-6063 08:29 [No]

 

>>303

IT'S PAGE 65 NOW!!

 

 

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 00:17 [No]

 

>>303

Do not sage Cracky threads.

>>304

Do not sage Cracky threads.

 

 

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 00:31 [No]

 

she's fucking annoying irl

she has a horrible accent

 

 

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 11:31 [No]

 

>>306

Do not sage Cracky threads.

 

 

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 12:20 [No]

 

sage

 

 

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 13:50 [No]

 

>>305,307

Do not bump 4chan threads

 

 

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 14:02 [No]

 

>>308

Do not sage Cracky threads.

>>309

Do not sage Cracky threads.

 

 

311 Name: Printer : 1993-09-6158 16:29 [No]

 

prawn crackers are godly

 

 

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 19:37 [No]

 

!thetime

 

 

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 02:14 [No]

 

>>312

dont

 

 

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 03:59 [No]

 

サげる?

 

 

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 04:20 [No]

 

>>314

dont

 

 

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 07:16 [No]

 

PIEENXFSXP

 

 

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 07:24 [No]

 

>>316

dont

 

 

318 Name: m♥♥tykins!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-6297 08:47 [No]

 

I don't approve of this.

 

 

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 08:49 [No]

 

>>318

dont

 

 

320 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 10:13 [No]

 

But I do.

 

 

321 Name: !VIRGIN/FJM : 1993-09-6297 11:52 [No]

 

***

 

 

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:55 [No]

 

>>318

>>319

>>320

>>321

dont

 

 

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:56 [No]

 

>>322

"Don't" has an apostrophe, see?

 

 

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 15:45 [No]

 

>>323

dont'

 

 

325 Name: m♥♥tykins!VIRGIN/FJM : 1993-09-6297 19:29 [No]

 

okay

 

 

326 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 20:42 [No]

 

>>322

I did not even sage, you fucking fag.

 

 

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 20:49 [No]

 

>>326

I laughed.

 

 

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 21:08 [No]

 

Seriously guys, stop it.

 

 

329 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 21:15 [No]

 

>>322

I did not even sage, you fucking fag.

 

 

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 04:21 [No]

 

 

 

 

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 14:08 [No]

 

   >┴<   ⊂⊃

 -( ゚∀゚.)-            ⊂⊃

   >┬<

            /⌒ヽ

           /(●)(●)   i am looking for horrible threads to add to my

           | トェェェイ/   collection is thiss thread sufficiently bad???

           | /`ニニ´

           // | |

          U  .U

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.  ,:.; /   /| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/   /.., ,; :ヽ|〃  ,,。,    ::;;,

 

 

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 14:10 [No]

 

KING MAXIMILLIAN MEETS NIGGERS DOWNTOWN

 

 

333 Name: buck_lancaster!99MsBYnuYc : 1993-09-6331 06:09 [No]

 

This will never end.

 

 

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 07:54 [No]

 

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!

     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //

 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+

        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +

   +     人      人      人     +

         (__)    (__)    (__)

  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +

.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +

      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)

 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +

       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )

       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

 

 

335 Name: DELETOR!!tMY0YNWi : 1993-09-6333 23:59 [No]

 

>>333 IT WAS ME BUCK I RAPED THE CH TOWER

 

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 10:18 [No]

 

what

 

 

 

 

 

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By now, chances are you’re one of the 100,000 people who today have ratcheted up a ton of views on the completely Bonkersville video for Rebecca Black, “Friday.” Where to begin? The way Autotune makes her pronounce the word “Fraah EE Daayee”? The existential question of which car seat to take? The segment in the bridge where it is very explicitly explained exactly where in the rotation of days of the week Friday falls?

 

 

So yes, you are blown away. My friend Trevor puts it best: “It’s like everyone involved was given cat tranquilizers and then forced at gunpoint to make a video. The expression on her face when she’s saying the “fun fun fun fun” line is somewhere between ‘I’m saying “fun” but that word means something different on our world’ and ‘Help me I am being held hostage by Kim Jong Il and forced to do this.’”

 

Who the hell made this video?

 

The answer is Ark Music Factory, a Los Angeles-based company operating as an industry hybrid of Maurice Starr and John Bennett Ramsey. Their casting calls are perfect bait for starry-eyed parents: “If you are a great singer without any material and you want to get discovered,” one reads, “then Ark Music Factory is looking for you.”

 

The formula is simple: They’ll fly your child between the specified ages of 13-17 to Los Angeles, write her a “hit,” record it in super-compressed Autotuned production, shoot an edge detection-overlay video and BAM! Maybe your kid can notch up a couple thousand YouTube views while you watch your dreams of being a pop-star parent percolate.

 

Ark Music Factory was launched last month by Patrice Wilson and Clarence Jey—pictured here with one of their pop stars-in-training, J’Rose. Clarence Jey has a MySpace with songs like “Nasty Boi” and “Party Like the Rich Kids.” The biggest name he’s worked with so far is Richie Kotzen, a guitar player from the 1980s hair-glam band Poison. He’s made a “chillax album,” and apparently has studied his Giorgio Moroder. He’s worked with girls as young as nine years old.

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