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its nice outside... real nice

 

There is a big fat fly that founds its way inside.

Not only is it big but its fast. I tried to kill the fucker

but its too quick and it wont sit still. So finally it landed

on the screen next to my computer here

and i closed the window so its trapped between the

screen and the glass.

Problem is im on the second floor. If i was ground level

i would just go out and open the screen from the outside

but it will require a ladder. If i open the window hes

back inside....

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Lately i have been having severe issues with my dick..the other day i decided to penetrate my best friends wife and i woke up the next morning with yellowish discharge all over my bed sheets (i sleep butt naked). a week goes by with the same problem and no signs of improvement, mind you in that weeks time i downed a gallon of vinegar each day upon doctors request.. it is now the end of week 2 and each of my balls have swollen to the size of kiwis and my semans is full of a hersheys syrup type goo mixed with yellow blobs/mucus. i am in severe pain that seems to be coming from my rectum up into my gut..i was also fisted by this women the same night if that clears anything up. if anyone on here ie.. doctors, nurses, vets with any insightful advice on this insignificant matter woud be greatly appreciated. thank you for reading this and feeling my pain. i know others here have had this problem so just be honest.

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