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If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

 

 

 

If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid shit: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.

Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?

Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?

While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?

Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?

Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?

When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?

Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?

-could you not care less?

Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?

Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?

Do you still miss your first ride?

Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?

Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?

Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?

 

 

If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.

 

 

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"The greatest deception here, is this is NOT one nation under God. It never was. Had it been...no...it would not have been...the Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons that go against God. You cannot server two masters! You cannot serve two masters... Praise be to God and the Lord Jesus Christ!"

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