vanfullofretards Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 what a douche bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 that bitch looks like a kabuki mask someone bring her to their parents & take photos at dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 GOD DAMN COLD AS ICE I shouldnt but I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!DoNkE*PuNchA! Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I dont if its because of the nurga pine, but this show is not only hilarious but equally humiliating!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjHz0KMb9Bg Outlaw momentas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 http://youtu.be/2ti7NPkPGFk http://vimeo.com/27669872 http://youtu.be/qCxnoS8BOy8 http://youtu.be/MisN97wSKds http://youtu.be/Hr5GxN3C8uw http://youtu.be/ZVUyyHYkBHk http://youtu.be/L4v5SFtmVcU http://youtu.be/KbBUrpAqZHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 haha, that 5 step usb modification is amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 http://youtu.be/-R4HFU9Xduo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office... She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And then the fight started....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQcvjoWOwnn4&start1=54&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZ0kGAz6HYM8&start2=0&authorName=COPE+2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 i want to punch myself in the face and buy a dog belt so i can walk myself in the park just some thoughts out of the blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MekA_OnES? Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Smackdown-NJ-Robber-Killed-by-Former-HS-Wrestler-138711694.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 AMERICA p.s. I know this kid's mom and dislike her. I think she is ruining this child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... RIPS you got any more of these? Or a site you got them from? They're pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 ahahaha thats terrible, thor hammer smash time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Calm down there cowboy that's a toddler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Shake Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 i want to stab some people and listen to a waterfall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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