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I can fucking hear that sound      also-Are there real people behind the political spam texts?   earlier....    

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Happen to anyone else? Anyone know why it happens?

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Sophie Summlewuck Mon, 19 Sep 2011 03:00:39 EST

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Might get a better response on /b/. ..

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Angus Mellykit Mon, 19 Sep 2011 03:45:20 EST

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This is definitely not the right board. But it is simply

because if you were constantly horny you would probably

kill yourself having sex (or in your case jacking off. alone. in

a dark room lit by a computer screen.)

Females suddenly becoming unattractive and the euphoria

felt after orgasm is just your body's way of telling you "You

did good, now take a break and recharge.

Why did I even bother to explain this to you? Well, hope

that helps.

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Lydia Nugglebodge Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:35:11 EST

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>>155364

this happened recently, to a sixteen year old american

teenager.

it was something like sixty faps in a night.

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Phyllis Blillershit Mon, 19 Sep 2011 07:25:43 EST ID:lk +OA/

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>>155366

Unless there were witnesses, how do WE know that? I call

bull.

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Caroline Bunworth Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:15:27 EST

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yeah, especially when it's a Sasha Grey gangbang or

anything with Kelly Wells.

I cum, and then I'm watching a girl eating a hot dog that

was in her ass (with the bun), and I'm like "woah, I'm

fucked up"

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Hugh Dummerville Tue, 20 Sep 2011 05:19:44 EST ID:ZUha

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>Females suddenly becoming unattractive

no they don't, even sexually they are still attractive.

i just don't feel the need to fap to them or fuck them

anymore.

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Phyllis Bruvingludging Tue, 20 Sep 2011 10:28: 21 EST

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>>155438

maybe that's just you, I know that nothing is attractive to

me in the slightest once I spunk.

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RandomFaggot Tue, 20 Sep 2011 11:52: 51 EST ID:PYkAIhXy

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what I've come to realize is that it comes down to the

desensitization that happens when internet users have

been perverted to where ordinary porn just doesn't cut it

anymore so the user winds up having to up him/herself to

get off.

that's what was meant, rite?

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Wesley Tillingway Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:57:22 EST

ID:pBLha0 uH No.155485 Ignore Report

You Catholic? Or ex-Catholic?

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Basil Goodstock Wed, 21 Sep 2011 08:05: 23 EST

ID:RAVeuJdp No.155501 Ignore Report

>>155438

I agree with this guy, but the worst of my stash is a tiny

amount of hentai, otherwise I'm pretty vanilla.

Do you guys just have crazy fetishes or something?

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Doris Dongerbetch Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:56:44 EST

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because of the enormous drop in dopamine or serotonin

levels, it's one of them.

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Reuben Wunnerstine Thu, 22 Sep 2011 02:25:35 EST

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>>155501

Most of my stuff is likewise pretty vanilla. About the hardest

porn I have is some light bondage. After, I see that the

women are still beautiful, but it's more of a "well that's very

nice, but I don't need to see any more."

>>155512

Interesting. Do you have anywhere I could educate myself

on that?

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Emma Sudgemat Thu, 22 Sep 2011 07:13:21 EST

ID:1v 2nZRL2 No.155551 Ignore Report

>>155512

>enormous drop in dopamine or serotonin

levels

I was led to believe serotonin levels do not drop

immediately after orgasm.

>>155364

>Females suddenly becoming unattractive and

the euphoria felt after orgasm is just your

body's way of telling you "You did good, now

take a break and recharge.

then why wouldn't this be endemic among all men? Of

course afterwards I feel terrific, but I also still find my lady

very fucking attractive and lovely, maybe even more so.

Is it any different from this scenario: You are completely

famished, absolutely starving. You *could* cook up

something really tasty and nutritious, but there's a kebab

place right down the road. Maybe you heard it's notorious

for poor food prep, but you're so fucking hungry you just

march in, order it, eat the shit out of it and love it until

you're done.

And then the guilt steps in; knowing you could've done

something you thought was better.

Is it possible the connection with being disgusted with

porn is not necessarily with the acts being viewed, but with

the recognition that instead of just cumming inside of a

beautiful siren, you are sitting there at 2am with your

trousers around your ankles wanking furiously over images

and videos on websites? Just puttin' it out there.

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jergin ballzes Fri, 23 Sep 2011 02:14:57 EST ID:/e 0SoUVf

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>>155551 thats more like it, usually im just dissapointed

that i had to do the job myself

>>155438 and this, theyre still attractive its just, not really

worth watching anymore

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Loopy !t4BR 06mV7 w Fri, 23 Sep 2011 09:53:46 EST ID:h1 /

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>>155551

Nothing disgusting about that, watching disgusting porn

can disgust people though. I don't know how many of you

guys have seen a horny dog but people complicate

sexuality far too much. Also, I'm pretty sure there' s an

increase in dopamine, hence orgasms feeling good

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Estra Dafuckingham Sat, 24 Sep 2011 04:55:59 EST ID:/

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chat with a friend who ive known for a long time, wants to

fuck really bad but has boyfriend, flirt with her for hours,

more than once, actually a fucking shitload of times, beat

off, feel like complete douche about it, dont want to fuck

her anymore.

next day reset button has been hit. feels bad men

pic unrelated, if that was her i wouldnt feel bad

p.s i think its partially because in all reality, i dont wanna

fuck her that much, its just that she says she that gives me

boners, good read while fapping. etc,

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David Tootridge Sun, 25 Sep 2011 03:24:30 EST ID:/

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lol

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Nigger Grimdock Mon, 26 Sep 2011 06:26:57 EST

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two states of mind, one that likes disgusting porn. finish;

switch to side that doesnt like disgusting porn.

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st Fast Food Breakfast posted by Michel Roux Jr. on

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 06:56: 12 EST ID:YaU3 ZOv/ - Awesome Thread?

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What is the best fast food breakfast in your opinion?

I can' t get enough of fucking McDonalds McGriddles holy

shit they're great

Pic unrelated?

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Pierre Wynants Sun, 16 Oct 2011 06:58:49 EST ID:r/PjtlBi

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I like hardees

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lookatme mcfaggerson Sun, 16 Oct 2011 11:12:26 EST

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>>93547

i dont get it ether.

if you look at them they look like shit on a half-ass pancake

bun.

but after that first bite oh lorday do i love me some bacon

mcgriddles

pic unrelated, its a suasage, egg, and chesse mcgriddle

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Hiroyuki Sakai Sun, 16 Oct 2011 11:17:10 EST ID:aNhgV4 +h

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I like the sausage and the classic ham McMuffin. But that's

because they use a fresh egg and a real english muffin.

The McGriddles are terrible for you, and I don't really like

them anyways.

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Marcel Boulestin Sun, 16 Oct 2011 14:17:22 EST

ID:EYr 9Stfr No.93564 Ignore Report

>>93547

mother fucking tim hortons breakfast sandwich,

comes in a fucking biscuit and tastes amazing.

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Smark Henry !Qla0 pG.fXU Sun, 16 Oct 2011 16:18: 59 EST

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>live in Kentucky

>right across the street from a KFC with a

breakfast menu.

Awwwwwwww yeah, KFC chicken biscuits with dipping

gravy mufuckaaaaas.

Hardee's (AKA Carl's Junior for those of you further west)

also makes their chicken biscuits particularly delicious.

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Guillaume Tirel Sun, 16 Oct 2011 16:20:13 EST

ID:Xe50d 1DF No.93567 Ignore Report

>>93564

fuck yes. the ham and egg one. with cheese.

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Michel Roux Jr. Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:55:01 EST

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>>93554

>The McGriddles are terrible for you

That's why they taste so great!

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Pierre Koffman Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:41:23 EST ID:iEApzhSv

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>>93554

>Implying anything at a fast food restaurant isn't

terrible for you.

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Rashma Beharry Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:48: 31 EST

ID:aNhgV4 +h No.93594 Ignore Report

>>93593

Actually the standard Egg McMuffin with ham is pretty

good. Probably the healthiest thing on the menu. The

sausage not so much, tons of salt and saturated fat.

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Carme Ruscalleda Sun, 16 Oct 2011 21:32:44 EST

ID:DfszZ 642 No.93598 Ignore Report

>What is the best fast food breakfast in your

opinion?

Tim Hardons sun-dried tomato and asiago bagel (toasted

and buttered) with tomatoes and bacon

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Pierre Koffman Sun, 16 Oct 2011 23:28:25 EST ID:iEApzhSv

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>>93594

>healthiest thing on the menu

>12 grams of fat

>820 mgs of sodium

>260 mgs of cholesterol

>all of this in only 300 calories

>healthy

Look, I'm not saying McDonalds doesn't sometimes taste

good, and occasionally I'll be a fat, stoned shit and order

1500 calories worth of McShit, but I don't fool myself about

the health issues, and neither should you. The only time

McDonald's could every be considered "healthy" is relative

to other, even worse shit on the menu. Even if the

nutritional facts don't bother you, don't forget that

everything they make is ultra-processed, wood cellulose

infused crap, of which 75% of the meal your body can't

even process because its so complex.

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Marco Pierre White Sun, 16 Oct 2011 23:52: 49 EST

ID:RXxdROmS No.93610 Ignore Report

McDonalds burritos > McGriddles. Two of those fuckers

and a coffee and I'm set.

Panera bread also make great breakfast sandwiches but

shit's expensive.

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Rashma Beharry Mon, 17 Oct 2011 00:34:48 EST

ID:aNhgV4 +h No.93612 Ignore Report

>>93608

So what is healthier then? Other than their salads, no one

buys that shit.

The english muffin is a standard muffin, the same as what

you would get at a supermarket bakery. The egg is again

the same you would get at a bakery. Ham, same thing.

Processed cheese and margarine, yea, shitty but that's it. If

you compare this to their burger buns, or the mcgriddle

bun or the folded frozen eggs, it's obvious which is worse.

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Rashma Beharry Mon, 17 Oct 2011 00:39:12 EST

ID:aNhgV4 +h No.93613 Ignore Report

>>93608

Also your comprehension is lacking if you somehow think

that I was advocating McDonald's as healthy.

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Pierre Koffman Mon, 17 Oct 2011 01:13:20 EST

ID:iEApzhSv No.93618 Ignore Report

>>93612

>>93613

I don't buy my eggs and ham from a bakery, son.

Furthermore, you are obviously uneducated in what

constitutes McDonald's food products. Or should I say by-

products, because that's what that shit is. The english

muffins? Ultra processed, laced with fat, salt, sugar,

radiation (read - radioactive fertilizer) and is absolutely no

way whole wheat. Eggs? Produced in shit-infested , anti-

biotic laced, chemical laden McDonald's ranches. Ham?

Mechanically separated - meaning cartilage, sinew, bone,

etc.

Look, I'm not gonna get into the entire nitty-gritty, but that

shit doesn't come close to what I buy at the grocery store,

so don't tell me otherwise, boy.

Oh, and you weren't talking about health?

>you somehow think that I was advocating

McDonald' s as healthy.

>Probably the healthiest thing on the menu.

Sorry, my comprehension was lacking. Only an idiot could

have made that inference.

Also, OP was asking about the best fast food breakfast, not

the healthiest, so just chill the fuck out bitch. This is

420chan, smoke some more before you make your

goddamn reply.

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TaargüsTaargüs !Bq2 mx9yydk Mon, 17 Oct 2011 03:08:30

EST ID:JIDGiCBx No.93624 Ignore Report

any answer that is not on the sonic breakfast menu is

wrong. such delicious cellulose...

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Michel Guérard Mon, 17 Oct 2011 04:23: 41 EST ID:+ i

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>>93618

cartilage, sinew and bone are good for you although

unappetizing, LOL

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Rose Gray Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:56:36 EST ID:qvHHU 1wy

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>>93618

No, you're obviously not going to get into the nitty-gritty

because you don't know what you're talking about.

Unless your grocery store has a REAL delicatessen attached

to it, your deli meat will be the exact same as you get at

Mickey Dee's.

I'd go on, but fuck this negativity. On this board, on this

site, in the world in general.

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Rashma Beharry Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:06:58 EST

ID:aNhgV4 +h No.93649 Ignore Report

>>93648

Thanks Rose. That's a lovely name.

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Rick Moonen Mon, 17 Oct 2011 15:37:28 EST ID:yE4ZhB3 t

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>>93648

And that is why I shop at Whole Foods my jolly african-

american.

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Gaston Lenôtre Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:09:58 EST

ID:Hxr 1Mrf6 No.93666 Ignore Report

Gotta say these new Wendys burgers are realllllllllllllllllllly

good for a huge fast food chain. Add in the revamped

french fries and dare I say Wendys is back bitches!

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Gaston Lenôtre Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:11:12 EST

ID:Hxr 1Mrf6 No.93668 Ignore Report

>>93666

shit posted in the wrong place.

While I'm here, my vote goes to McDonalds. As others have

said, the McGriddles are so fucking good. And don't sleep

on the McMuffin, those were the king before the McGriddle

came into town.

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Seymour Karp Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:36: 29 EST ID:YaU3 ZOv/

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>>93666

Fuck yeah, I agree.

Baconators were awesome before, but now they are

GODLIKE.

Fries are mediocre, I just go to the Arby's across the street

and buy curly fries to go along with it. I beat the system.

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Rename the Very Large Array posted by Reuben

Shittingridge on Sat, 15 Oct 2011 18:29:37 EST ID:J/pAinr 9

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The VLA telescope is accepting submissions for a new name

- you can suggest something on their site

http://www .nrao.edu/ namethearray/

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Simon Fovingpork Sat, 15 Oct 2011 18:40:20 EST

ID:UEB3 ybyY No.36072 Ignore Report

the very big array

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Nigger Goodhall Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:39:52 EST ID:na/

dnNx1 No.36073 Ignore Report

The Substantially Large Array

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Nicholas Dartgold Sat, 15 Oct 2011 22:40:17 EST

ID:2tx7 gkoZ No.36076 Ignore Report

The Array of Colossal Magnitude.

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Molly Pummlefore Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:36:33 EST

ID:Lypy5 aR0 No.36082 Ignore Report

>>36076

>>36073

>>36072

I fucking love you guys.

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Walter Gurringwell Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:03:47 EST

ID:IRlLoh3 E No.36083 Ignore Report

We need to come up with one that can be shorthanded to

"SAGAN" or "FOR CARL" .

Best I have so far is "Super Array electromaGnetic

rAdiation observatioN"

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Faggy Tillingcocke Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:54:27 EST

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Very Larger Array

>>36083

If we're doing a Sagan thing here we chould call it "Billions

and Billions Array"

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Walter Gurringwell Sun, 16 Oct 2011 01:08:24 EST

ID:IRlLoh3 E No.36085 Ignore Report

>>36084

But the billions and billions array won't get picked. If it has

somewhat of a legitimate name that can be shorted to

SAGAN or whatever then they are more likely to honor him

by naming the revamped array after him.

It doesn't even have to be a direct acronym. Just look at

the numerous acronyms the scientific community comes

up with that aren't.

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Lillian Willercocke Sun, 16 Oct 2011 04:36:41 EST

ID:CYESn9 Vh No.36091 Ignore Report

Pakled Array

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Nell Driblingpark Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:20:10 EST

ID:VhMLe4 wk No.36106 Ignore Report

>>36085

Star And Galaxy Astromical Navigator

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Nell Driblingpark Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:29:20 EST

ID:VhMLe4 wk No.36107 Ignore Report

Cosmically Attuned Radio Listener

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Sophie Murdshaw Mon, 17 Oct 2011 03:19: 44 EST

ID:VSMp7qMM No.36120 Ignore Report

i submitted it as BART

the big-ass radio telescope

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Samuel Puddlehood Mon, 17 Oct 2011 11:42:27 EST

ID:UPiwxIb1 No.36128 Ignore Report

The Array Previously Known As The Very Large Array

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Graham Haddlefoot Wed, 19 Oct 2011 00:10:26 EST

ID:5o 76Caze No.36197 Ignore Report

>>36106

>>36107

brilliant. maybe some kind of combo of the names?

if it WERE named after him, i think the last name would be

best.

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