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Okay. So i'm sittin on the toilet droppin a doog right...

Most people read, think, text on they phones or even sip coffee.

(which is obviously gross btw)

I like to just stare, stare as hard as i can at the floor. idk why.

So i'm gettin my stare/(shit stare) on when this little tiny

beetle fool just walks right into my line of vision. I'm starin,

he's walkin, then all of a sudden this little beetle just stops,

(and i sware he looked right at me) and just rolls right the

fuck over onto his back. Just stayed there. Helpless.

kickin his tiny beetle feet all over the place.

and i'm watchin, wonderin like, YO BEETLE, now why the fuck would

you go and do something like that man....??

i flushed, wiped, washed, and left that stupid bastard

right there on the floor...End story.

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Grimly I dig up the turfs

To remove the corrupted stiffs

Trying to contain my excitement

As I desecrate graveolent crypts...

Fingers claw at coffin lids

Eager festal exhumation

Hugging your wry, festered remains

With post-humous joy and elation...

Body snatched, freshly interred

Whatever takes my fancy

To satisfy my gratuitous pica

My culinary necromancy...

Scrutinised then brutalised

My forensic inquisition is fulfiled

My recipe is now your epitaph

Be it fried, boiled or grilled...

 

I devour the pediculous corpse

Whetting my palate as I exhume

The festering stench of rotting flesh

Makes me drool as I consume...

 

Caskets I grate

My larder's a grave

I'm sickly obsessed (with the badly decomposed)

Rotten remains I eat

Purulent meat

What a funeral feast (putrid reek)

 

Weeping tissue is stripped

Pus dribbles from my lips

Pulverising this pustular chaff

Butchering up morgue's makes me laugh...

 

Ulcerated flesh I munch

Rotting corpses are my lunch

On bones I love to crunch (on the badly decomposed)

Shrivelled innards I lick

The corpse's head I kick

Crumbling shreds I pick (eat the stiffs)

[solo: morbid melody for the deceased with salt to taste]

 

Rancid flesh, slaughter the dead

- Caskets exhumed...

Corpses disinterred, graves disturbed

- To consume...

 

Bereaved relatives are not amused

As on their dear departed I feverishly consume...

 

Slavering worms, decomposure burns

Corrosion born, as bacteria gnaw

 

Desecrate...

Precipitate....(from the muddy grave)

Macerate...

Eviscerate...

 

Caskets I grate

My larder's a grave

I'm sickly obsessed (with the badly decomposed)

Rotten remains I eat

Purulent meat

What a funeral feast (putrid reek)

 

Saponified fats, nibbled by rats

- freshly exhumed...

Deep down six feet is where I like to eat

- Human flesh to consume...

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Ass in the air, turd ring dialating

Matted butt hair, anal vapor rising

Give it a squeeze, my feast is emerging

Give it to me, let's begin the purging

 

I open my mouth and catch it as it drops

I chew and chew and love it brown and soft

I squish the crap between my teeth with my tongue

With a shit eating grin I'll lick 'til clean your bung

 

I'm a shit eater

 

Steaming chunky hunk of log

Taste it smell it eat it all

Maybe one turd maybe two

Whatever I can get from you

 

 

edit [eat the poo-poo all over the place]

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