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JuelzSantana

I GOTS A PROBLEM???

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OK so my ex jumed on me and wants to bone! but these two other chicks wanna bone me alos SHOULD i be greedy and do them all or wut... PS FUCK METROSEXUALS thank u:king:

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Originally posted by JuelzSantana

PS FUCK METROSEXUALS thank u:king:

Hey, not my fault for having a pimp wardrobe.

 

Sorry you're still going down to salvation army.

 

Here, have a quarter....now go get that growth removed you call a face.

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Originally posted by JuelzSantana

but these two other chicks wanna bone me alos

 

Here's your problem: you're not supposed to

want to be boned by chicks. From here all I can

picture is a few sterroid-driven fem-nazis with

6-inch clits trying to play lawn-darts with your

sphinxter. Try not to hook up with the type of

chicks who'll flip you over in the middle of sex

and violate you like probation officers in Gomorrah.

 

Once this is put into action all will be resolved.

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Re: Re: I GOTS A PROBLEM???

 

Originally posted by LENS

Here, have a quarter....now go get that growth removed you call a face.

 

you totally just paraphrased uncle buck. rock.

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yo dawg fuck them all, give me a call we gonna go to a party get shitty and then fuck some other girls, then walk around commiting random acts of destruction smoking blunts and calling some hoe's to suck our dicks while we paint some rooftop at 5 in the morning and if your not down i just dont know what to think.

So get on that phone and call me!!

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you call that a problem! let me tell you about problems

 

my sisters dog ate my retainer and now my teeth are kind of splitting, hows that for a pickle!

 

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Originally posted by -J.Handsome-

shit, Johnny Handsome will fuck your ex and them other bitches

as deto would say: skeet, skeet, skeet...

 

whose on deto's nuts now?

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Originally posted by KRONOLOGIK

hahahaha everyones ripping the shit outta juels.

 

cuz he rippin the shit outtta 3 birds

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Originally posted by Coffie Crave

how about you just go fuck yourself

 

this remeinded me of the "if you could clone yourself, would you have sex with yourself" thread

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this remeinded me of the "if you could clone yourself, would you have sex with yourself" thread

 

what movie was that from...i saw it the other day i think but cant remember

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