Weapon X Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 I'm not even American, but I do know that America smells like hamburger. Perhaps this will interest you. A fat girl I know said she went to Cleveland and felt like a supermodel. I once went to a Jays game and knew right away I was sitting in the Indians' section, for there were row upon row of obese families. Here are Men's Fitness magazine's official 2004 rankings: Top 25 Fattest Cities: 1. Detroit. Last year: 3 2. Houston. Last year: 1 3. Dallas. Last year: 9 4. San Antonio. Last year: 13 5. Chicago. Last year: 2 6. Fort Worth, Texas. Last year: 16 7. Philadelphia. Last year: 4 8. Arlington, Texas. Last year: Not Ranked 9. Cleveland. Last year: 6 10. Columbus, Ohio. Last year: 8 11. Atlanta. Last year: 7 12. Mesa, Ariz. Last year: 19 13. Oklahoma City. Last year: 23 14. Kansas City, Mo. Last year: 22 15. Miami. Last year: 24 16. Las Vegas. Last year: 18 17. Indianapolis. Last year: 12 18. Phoenix. Last year: 14 19. Tulsa, Okla. Last year: 25 20. Memphis, Tenn. Last year: 21 21. New York. Last year: 15 22. New Orleans. Last year: 11 23. Baltimore. Last year: 20 24. El Paso, Texas. Last year: 17 25. Washington, D.C. Last year: 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 yep and there is chicago! the best food ever...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 wow Texas has a lot of them! i remember going to sea world in San Antonio and there being more whales walking around than in the tanks. i'm surprised about Miami being up there though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed i'm surprised about Miami being up there though i always see fat hoes, as well as fine ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 I'm surprised that anywhere hot is on the list. When its hot out all i feel like eating is fruit and being outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 that's just wrong that miami and some of the other warm spots are up there when no city from Wisconsin or Wyoming is on there. I can understand the cold places...but fuck...what's the excuse when the weather is gorgeous out 24/7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 I can't think of a good reason. Maybe they get so used to the good weather they become oblivious to it and sit home all day eating munchos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 that's strange... I heard about this list a while ago but the cities were different. New Orleans had just bumped Philly from the top spot. Philly Cream Cheese, Philly Steaks.... fat fat FAT! you know what I'd like to hear.... if any canadian cities would even crack the top 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 arlington makin power moves...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 yeah boston!eat that subway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 maybe because it gets too hot, they sit in the AC all day and don't go outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 arlington...not even ranked...right to the top 10. :lol: definitely power moves. I'm sure staying indoors with the AC on is probably a big part of it. But, fuck...go to the swimming pool or hit the lake or something. at least its still comfortable in the mornings in those places. When its cold out...there is no comfortably warm time during the day. lazy fucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X Top 25 Fattest Cities: 1. Detroit. Last year: 3 hell yeah! first we got the murder capital award back, now we're the fattest again too!!! 3 cheers for a whole state full of lazy, disgusting fat pieces of (homicidal) shit! wooo hoooooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss cheese Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Dont believe those lists! For example how does a city (Fort Worth) go from 16th place to 6th place in one year? Does this mean maybe 50,000 people lost weight? Could be. Doubtful though. Also how are they even getting these rankings? Some kind of poll I suppose. They call 1000 random people in various bigger cities and ask for their height and weight, perhaps. That isn't necessarily an accurate indication of the entire population, hence, the radical variation in poll positions. I remember a couple years ago in an exact same poll (maybe by a different source) St. Louis was #1. Where is St. Louis on this poll? Also, I remember Kansas City being #2 in some poll. This can only give you a slight indication of obesity. Actual numbers and percentages would interest me, not this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Originally posted by swiss cheese Dont believe those lists! hey everyone, stop beliving those scientific studies, 'swiss cheese' says its not true, based on....on......well, it just cant be true! cancell all the 'we're so fucking fat its sickening' (sit down) tele-parades, and go eat some carrots or something. you don't have to weigh everyperson in this city to know that yes, fools need phen-phen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss cheese Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 i never said we arent FAT, just the RANKINGS are total bullshit. And who says it's "scientific", it was done by "Mens Fitness" for Christ's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 12, 2004 Author Share Posted January 12, 2004 When you combine all the lists, the truth stares you right in the face. America is one fat nation under a groove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 yup, aannnndddd we're getting down just for the funk of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 BIG UPS GOEZ 2 EM EYE AYE THREE OH FIVE 4 REPPIN THE EF EL AYE NIGGA WHAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed maybe because it gets too hot, they sit in the AC all day and don't go outside. true. and i was also thinkin about places like texas... for example, when its summer in chicago, i gets to walkin. But i have a goal in mind, like "Oh, its a nice day. I'll walk a mile or so and go to the record store, browse around" (I love walking around) Whereas, say, in the suburbs, you can't walk anywhere b/c there's so much distance btwn stuff you HAVE to take your car. And maybe in some cities in texas, which i don't know about but am just hypothesizing, they have no where in a close radius to walk to. Thats what i could come up with... I like how i spend my work days analyzing this type of weird stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 http://www.purple-beats.com/pictures/fat-boys2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 11. Atlanta. Last year: 7 i dont know about this,,,,,maybe it should be lower liek 523 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 nicely done chicago number 5 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 texas gots them down home cookin people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 i wanna know where ct is at in that list, cuz there be some fuckin fat mother fuckers up in this mother fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ861.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ861.jpg'> most fresh, i agree with her here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 i'm pretty sure my sister is the only reason dc is on that list. FAT. it's fucking gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 I <3 NYC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Uh-oh. It looks like stabbings and shootings are on the rise in Indianapolis again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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