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KIDNEY STONES...

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last night i was smoking a bowl, and my balls started hurting really bad. i tried to ignore it for awhile and hoped it would go away, but it started to feel like someone kicked me in my balls really hard, so i finished my bowl and walked in the house. i tried to piss like 3 times and nothing came out, but it hurt really really bad. my sister(a nurse) asked me what was wrong with me, she thought it was something like the circulation to my balls was cut off, so we went to the emergency room. they gave me some liquid pain killers and some liquid shit that knocked me out(it was fucking awesome). they scanned my body from the neck down, and told me i had a kidney stone. when i got to my room, i took a piss and i pissed it out(but i didn't know). the nurse's told me they had to strain my piss, so i pissed in a jug and put it through a funnel. they kept me all night and released me 2 hours ago (6:30 PM Eastern Time). all in all it was pretty fucking cool, but it hurt like a bitch.

 

anyone on here ever get a kidney stone?

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My old room mates mom went to the hospital cuz she thought she had a kidney stone. They took an x-ray of her and found that she had over 400 stones in her. They destroyed them or cut them out immediately. That was some fucked up when she showed me the x-ray. There was a part that was supposed to be all black but came up all cloudy and white from all the stones. Freaky shit. I would have to imagine that pain to be horrible.

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i drink EXTREME amounts of Turners Tea, they say that's what it's from. i never drink water, or anything healthy.

 

:dazed:

 

no school for 3 days, plus 60 vicadin:king: :yum:

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i feel for you brother... i hope i never get one. but i wouldnt mind taking some of that liquid crack you had..

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i had a kidney stone a few years ago... hurt like a bitch...

actually passing it didn't hurt, but i was laid up in a hostipal bed for about a day, then laid up at home for another day or two... but i didn't feel it in my balls... lower gut mostly... intense pain... i was still living at home at the time, and my mom found me rolling and moaning on the living room floor, clutching my stomach, about an hour after i was sposed to be in class...

lots and lots of good times pain killers for a few days...

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knock on wood tease, ya fuck nut. when i was 10 i had my first kidney stone, they say it was from drinking a lot od pepsi/cola products. i was alous to drink rootbeer/orange soda/grape/red creme soda. just not doctor pepper or mostly any dark cola.

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Originally posted by suicidebombr

i drink EXTREME amounts of Turners Tea, they say that's what it's from. i never drink water, or anything healthy.

 

:dazed:

 

no school for 3 days, plus 60 vicadin:king: :yum:

 

its spelled V-I-C-O-D-I-N:p

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did anyone see the episode of seinfeld where kramer has a kidney stone and he goes to take a piss at yankee stadium and he was screaming so loud that he fucked up the batter and the yankees lost lol?

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my guy friend recently had a kidney stone. he said he satrtd getting paint inhis lower back. they made him take some pills and they "vapourized."

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

Don't they shove a tube up your urethra if you can't piss them out?

 

nah, but they can shock them down so they are just tiny particles and you just pee them out, i have a friend who gets about 2 a year

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my uncle passed a kidney stone. some one told me the other day that the most painful things you can have happen to you are as follows..

 

1. getting stabbed

2. passing a kidney stone

3. getting shot

 

ill let you know my opinion if they all ever happen to me.

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Originally posted by ~KRYLON2~

did anyone see the episode of seinfeld where kramer has a kidney stone and he goes to take a piss at yankee stadium and he was screaming so loud that he fucked up the batter and the yankees lost lol?

 

I thought it was at a Circus, and the tightrope walker fell when Kramer yelled.. I could be wrong. My memory is shot..

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Originally posted by TGUNNER

I thought it was at a Circus, and the tightrope walker fell when Kramer yelled.. I could be wrong. My memory is shot..

you are correct sir, it was the episode where Jerry was dating a former gymnast who sucked in the sack.

 

kidney stones are calcium and salt deposits that solidify in the kidney and form a stone. i had one a few years ago that took 3 MONTHS to pass. it was the most painful experience i've ever had. for anyone who's had them, think of how it was when you passed it, that's what i was like for me every time the fucking thing moved. thing was the size of those little tiny chicklets.

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just got back from my PCP, and they say i have another kidney stone sitting somewhere in my kidney, they aren't doing anything about it. it pisses me off, what are they good for, if they know something is wrong they should fix it. fucking fags, just want me to go through more paint so they get MORE money.:mad:

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Damn, that sucks bad, man...but maybe you'll keep getting more painkillers for awhile! :)

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dude, my boss gets kidney stones all the time.

i know they are really really painful to pass

 

but trust me, you do NOT want some invasive procedure, where they would essentially have to dice up your kidney in order to get to it and through it..

 

there are lots of risks involved with surgery.

the doctors aren't always about money, because if you think about it, they would make a lot more by subjecting you to a hospital stay, invasive surgery complete with assistants and anasthesia, and recovery..then they would if you just pass the damn thing out and they give you painkillers.

 

i know it's tough to deal with (i deal with seriously sick people all the time)

 

good luck, you have sympathy

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well i guess your right !@#$%. they say it's stuck in some kind of thing in my kidney, and they don't know exactly when it will go through the "urinary track", but i can surely tell you it sucks really really bad. it was only .2 cm. i remember pissing it out, it looked weird as fuck. the doc said i'm going to have a history of them ehich sucks.

 

Krook - :K1DN3Y-5T0N3-G0D-0N3R::D

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