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Poop Man Bob

•_•_•_The Greatest Story Ever Told (Ever)_•_•_•

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I found this wonder in the printer at my undergrad three years ago, and it has remained with me ever since. Words can't describe it's poetic grace, subtle literary technique, and flawless plot. Without further ado, I present, The Greatest Story Ever Told,:

 

 

 

KLEEKLOOMOTHERFUCKERItchy Breasts

 

kleepoodee la la la BLERGHG pooWait for the load, please.

 

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Originally posted by suicidebombr

good story, but i don't get the joke.:o

 

Well thats because the joke is on you. But no, on the reals...I love finding other peoples notes and stories and whatnot. Never found a gem quite like that though.

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Guest TEARZ

must see tv....

 

btw, you read a walk in the woods recently? that book is the sheeyat! i mentioned it when you brought it up in the reading thread, perhaps you didn't scope it...

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huh.. i closed all my instant messages and turned down my TV to concentrate on what i thought was going to be a fabulous story..

 

at the end i was dissapointed.. i wanted it to go on longer to turn into something in lines of "my sweaty bloody breast was pressed against the presidents secretaries smooth and highly tempting vagina"

 

 

ahhh fuck it.. you win some, you lose some.

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Nice thread poopers. although had it not been for the title, I probably wouldnt have read it.

 

Itchy Breasts by, Wah ming Chang.

awesome...

 

 

"angela came back and her blouse was ruffled everywhere, everywhere....everywhere..."

 

a mastermind of words.

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good story. i thought it was going to end in hot lesbian sex though...oh well always next time

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hahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

::PMB APPROVED:: AS PROOF READ BY INTANGI::

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i dont know bout all that, imo the story was def not the greatest ever, i wish i had a copy of some short story my boy wrote in 9th grade, that shit was ill, y'all woulda like it, it involved a hated on kid stabbing a the captain of the cheerleaders in the neck with a pencil..that aint even the climax

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^^ does his story have boobs in it? cause I'm thinking boobs is the key.

 

"I took out my breast, which was difficult, as the thing is gigantic..."

 

really loved that sentence. I almost felt like I was there....watching...

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It was great. The whole way, you never knew if it was gonna turn into porn or not. Such masterful use of the english language. Someone nominate that for a pulitzer.

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