seeking Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 seeks dont lie. infact, i get promotions after only three weeks wiith the company. holler. today they gave me an office. shits hillarious. i sit there with my books, going over numbers, deciding who get's literally 100,000 bonuses and shit. well, i dont decide, but i impliment them. if you were a broker for my company, i could add thousands of dollars to your monthly income, just 'on the love' as they say. but you're not, so i wont. this coming week i'll begin 'operation congo' where i try and order as many plants as i possibly can, to fill up every piece of unused space in the office. i'll keep you posted. ps, i won 50 bucks at the casino playing roulette tonight. always bet on black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by seeking this coming week i'll begin 'operation congo' where i try and order as many plants as i possibly can, to fill up every piece of unused space in the office. hahaha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Dude, seriously, you gotta let me in on this whole "easy-career" thing. Shit's rediculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 You're like Kramer. I'm willing to pay for you to be my mentor.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 jesus christ, seeking...you've got alot of backed up work piled on your desk...see what 12oz does to you? do you see? haha. nice office. "can i please have my stapler back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 nice little cage you've got there, with window and everything. . so people can watch you work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 ^^ Hahahahaha That's some fine office-furniture you've been handed. But you're right - plants would be bangin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest keep Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 i think id try and figure out a way to add that shit to my check, just have a plane ticket ready in case they catch on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 so do you have a door? if i was in my own office id lock the door all day so no one could bother me, i can only work when no ones bugging me. although id probably end up loading counter strike on the computer and play that for hours. how can you stand having stacks of paper like that, just towering around you. that shit would depress me to no end. how long does it take for you to get through a stack like that? are you ever gonna stick with one job for life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagatsuTaito Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 wow, thats amazing. now lets look at something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagatsuTaito Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 who really does. i dont understand why someone would feel that they need to make a thread about how they said they were an accountant and people thought he was lying. just to prove that he's an accountant i mean who really cares? what a waste. Seeking, i ask you. Do you feel so worthless in your life that you have to seek reassurance or get props from a bunch of dudes on the internet. If so, i feel sorry for you. peace, Magatsutaito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 ^ Starting several threads on blowjobs like you did is alot better, right? Seek you rock in that box... Get that paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 europe did you delete my post? aaarrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagatsuTaito Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Europe ^ Starting several threads on blowjobs like you did is alot better, right? Seek you rock in that box... Get that paper. Well lets see now. I was asking a question to see if people liked blowjobs more than sex not trying to get reassurance from a bunch of guys on the internet that im cool coz i have a career as an accountant. so yeah, i guess if you really think about it. it is a lot better especially since im not trying to prove anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 nice cube seeking, but seriously. you need some images on youre wall there. blank walls=blank minds *i cant spell* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Someone's gonna get banned for diarrhea of the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 yahmon dogs, my boy just copped a 2001 gti vr6(wahn-wahn), 25k on the clock and it's fully loaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Christ you people whinge alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 i give seeking 13 days until his head is completely smothered with white hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe blow Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Wow, an accountant. How interesting. Nice pad though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 hahaha, nice seeking. how long does it take to get through all that paper work on your desk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 20, 2003 Author Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by MagatsuTaito ...trying to get reassurance from a bunch of guys on the internet that im cool coz i have a career as an accountant. it's clear you have no fucking clue what you're talking about, and are simply trying to 'clown' me to make some sort of public spectacle. did you really think people were gonna be like 'yeah, right on man!" and applaud your 'historic' standoff with 'seeking'? please child, you're spitting at isabel. folks on here know me, know of my comical job history, and thus know why me being an 'accountant' is worth posting about. not 'coz' i'm trying to be 'cool', but 'coz' my only understanding of the 'accounting arts' comes via herbert kornfeld and dilbert cartoons. perhaps if i had spent more time reading 'blade of the immortal' i could be a fucking anime ninja or whatever the hell it is you fancy yourself as being. unfortunatly though, it simply wasn't my calling. boo hoo. thanks for your time and effort though. i hope it provided you with an outlet for the aimless anger you seem to have pent up inside you. i also hope this overanalytical response will allow you plenty of fodder to throw back at me, talking about how i'm taking it too seriously, and have 10 million posts and blah blah blah... you know, how i'm proving you right simply by responding, you know, that whole rigamarole... seeks/"...here, tell these people something they dont already know me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DEVIL! Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Aw jeez Squeek..........Are you still riding the Bull? I ain't been round here in a long while. Uhhhhmmm...yeah...I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 can you help me with some financial questions, seeking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 seeking, are you jewish? if so I have 10 grand I want you to help me invest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 20, 2003 Author Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly can you help me with some financial questions, seeking? HAHAHAHAHA. you also clearly have no idea what you're talking about. i'm willing to bet i have more (non-school or mortgage related) debt than anyone on this board. my financial advice, much like my advice for all of life and love, is simply 'live like theres no tomorrow and eventually there won't be; problems solved". no, im not jewish. and to answer questions from earlier, not all that paperwork is current stuff i have to go through daily, they're reports dating back to may, so if i have to look up a figure, they're within reach. but as i said, i just moved into the office so i havent had a chance to remodel yet. once i do, i'll bump with a new 'monster house' picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 dude, would it be rude if i asked you how much you make an hour at this job. I really would like to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by seeking always bet on black. this seems to be the real meat of the thread to me. Solid advice from a winner. Although i would like to see shots of opperation congo's progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 i like ferns and bamboo. and those big palms i think there called royal or something i dunno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dik.n.ur.ear Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by seeking fodder ....rigamarole nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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