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Fun with Starbucks.

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As you all know (or should know) Starbucks are a bunch of corporate assholes. So I desided to have a little fun with them.

WITH SOME CRANK CALLS!

 

ODS: This is the Starbucks, no?

Star:Yes.

ODS: I am from Holland, you see?

Star: Yes.

ODS: Do you have eh Diahrrea?

STAR:No

ODS: You do not have a the diahrreah?

Star: No sir

ODS: My wife has eh the diahreah.

Star: That's too bad.

ODS: thank you

 

Another one.

ODS: (I was using a small tape recorder wich I sped up this time., so it sounding like a small asian woman)

^^^ SAME TEXT

Star: Laughing, What?

WHile she's laughing she gets this other dude and hes like what I don't hear anything. I hung up.

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Originally posted by ODS-1

You're joking right?

 

i knew i would have to explain this.

 

i didnt say they were godly. but i am saying they are one of the better corporations

 

you should be wasting your time on fast food companies and walmart.

 

starbucks has many programs for its workers to go and help save endangered species and things such as this.

 

how much do you really know about starbucks as a company? im willing to bet you don't know too much.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars

i knew i would have to explain this.

 

i didnt say they were godly. but i am saying they are one of the better corporations

 

you should be wasting your time on fast food companies and walmart.

 

starbucks has many programs for its workers to go and help save endangered species and things such as this.

 

how much do you really know about starbucks as a company? im willing to bet you don't know too much.

They use fucking child labor. Also fast food company employess are generally poor and trying to support their family. Starbuck employees are 16 year olds working so they can buy porno.

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telemarketer: hi this is a courtasy*sp* call from At&T wireless. may i speak to mr.******

me: yes this is him

telemarketer: oh this is Mrs. ******

me: no this is Mr. ******

telemarketer:ohh

me: well i just had the surgery...my voice should clear up within a week

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

telemarketer: (says where hes calling from and a bincha other crap)

me: oh you know right now is not a very good time can you leave your name and your home telephone number and i'll call you back when im ready to order.

telemarketer: i'll leave my buisness number

me: NO leave your HOME number...i'll be able to reach you better

telemarketer sounding flushed: no im not allowed to do that

me: WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!?!

telemarketer: Excuse me????

me: SEE you dont want strange people calling your house and bugging you SO DONT BUG ME!!!!!!!

 

i did this one a few times and once a lady actually gave me her number

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finally somebody with the insight to take trigger happy tv and crank yankers, combine them and dumb it down for 12oz consumption...

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Originally posted by ODS-1

They use fucking child labor. Also fast food company employess are generally poor and trying to support their family. Starbuck employees are 16 year olds working so they can buy porno.

 

ive been working since i was 12

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Guest xylene2020

child labor?.....im not sure 16 year olds working of their own free will can rightfully be defined as child labor.

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Originally posted by ODS-1

They use fucking child labor. Also fast food company employess are generally poor and trying to support their family. Starbuck employees are 16 year olds working so they can buy porno.

 

Wow! SPOT ON analysis! Did you stay at a Holiday Inn last night?

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I'd use child labor too if I was "Smart" and wanted to make some money. I'm pretty sure those kid's parents aren't gonna complain about their kid getting a head start on a good work ethic. I like those peppermint mocha drinks.... those are good, and no, I am not a Starbucks emo dork.... I think those people in that store are a bunch of yuppie book reading fucks... yes book reading, I don't read, I can't.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars

i knew i would have to explain this.

 

i didnt say they were godly. but i am saying they are one of the better corporations

 

you should be wasting your time on fast food companies and walmart.

 

starbucks has many programs for its workers to go and help save endangered species and things such as this.

 

how much do you really know about starbucks as a company? im willing to bet you don't know too much.

 

my problem is that they place their franchises near every popular indie coffeeshop, to siphon its business and hope to shut it down.

 

broadway cafe in kansas city's still holding strong though ;)

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Originally posted by ODS-1

As you all know (or should know) Starbucks are a bunch of corporate assholes. So I desided to have a little fun with them.

WITH SOME CRANK CALLS!

 

ODS: This is the Starbucks, no?

Star:Yes.

ODS: I am from Holland, you see?

Star: Yes.

ODS: Do you have eh Diahrrea?

STAR:No

ODS: You do not have a the diahrreah?

Star: No sir

ODS: My wife has eh the diahreah.

Star: That's too bad.

ODS: thank you

 

Another one.

ODS: (I was using a small tape recorder wich I sped up this time., so it sounding like a small asian woman)

^^^ SAME TEXT

Star: Laughing, What?

WHile she's laughing she gets this other dude and hes like what I don't hear anything. I hung up.

 

These are the absolute gayest crank calls in the history of mankind. But I'm sure your junior high chums lapped it up when you told them in the cafeteria.....

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