Guest WebsterUno Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 I attract flies, does that count? Im a westcoast ruffneck. Grimey, ugly, and I aint looking for a date. Girls like me cuzz I draw, and thats it. I dress nice on occasion (clubbing) and I wear fucked up gear when writing. …nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kran1 Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 The real question is does anybody actually give a shit what i look like? If someone can give me a logical reason why you wanna know what i look like then i'll post. Or when i get bored later today or tomorrow chances are i'll end up posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 Merodogs stay dipped in fresh wears, occasionally bummy, unshaven, hair out...when I feel like it...but boy, when I shave up and braid the lox, aint a nigga fuckin wit me crispiness-wise...Plus I make girls laugh and they're always feelin the funny dude. I'm always searchin for wifey but I throw down with interim chickenheads in the meantime. When I'm pretty up I dress like Memphis Bleek, When I'm bummy I dress like Method Man, sweats and tshirts...My braids are either perfect or nonexistent, none of this ODB nappy braid phenomenon. I never like to say I'm physically attractive, and I'm genuinely shocked when girls tell me I'm attractive...shit, I might take my roaming ass to Cali to meet all Secrets mami friends. HOLLA! MERO THE INF! MLB4L GOT THE JUICE NIGGA BTK HAR TMF AFFILIATE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie dundar Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 Originally posted by drake mallard: nerdy girls rock...regualr assembly girls are doable but no longer an attraction...i like a girl with some nifty glasses, and dresses weird...skirts are cool..not mini skirts, long ones, and they still manage to be dynamite... me personally, i'm not that much of looker...i know i'm not ugly. but i know damn well i'm not winning any contests... and being that i am pilau's twin...that whole shower thing totally applies to me as well... right out the shower, i can pass as a model...thereafter i am mud. lets not even get into my personality... i'm hit or miss...i'll eitheer be ur best freind, or nothing to you. that scares people... but its scary to me to live life with acquaintences... i want freinds...not flybys. and lukily i know what frends are...so theres not much space in my heart for anything else... i'm mean and ugly...wow i'm not doing to well. imma go help bob hope with his japanese homework. gooday. i hear ya on those nerdy girls drake.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 I'm too paranoid to give a physical description of myself in the cyber zone. I do have that cold stare thing down, sort of an automatic habit, which passes muster with the men and scares off the ladies. Any time there's a chance of meeting women, all of my intelligence, wit, good stories, poise, etc. fly away like doves and I forget how to relax, so all I have left is the cold stare and silence. And I'm OK looking but those two things don't break the ice, they just make it thicker. I have mysteriously, magically hit it off with just a few women in my entire life. One was a bridesmaid at my friend's wedding, she lives in Cali and I'll probably never see her again. Another was one of my crew member's gorgeous ex-girlfriends, who for that reason was completely off limits, so ironically it was easy to relax and chat up a storm. A third will never talk to me again because, get this, I DIDN'T take advantage of her drunken state on New Year's. She thought I blew her off because she didn't make the cut, and she moved away before I could convince her otherwise. All of these girls were really attractive on several counts. So yeah, I have the worst luck...but back to the topic...I'm fit, tall and OK-looking but the personality issues cancel my chances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 007 Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 this is the funniest shit. i was looking for single word answers like "stud" or "ugly" and it turned into Vandal Make out Club. haha you geeks. P.s. Im a stud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocaine & hookers Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Originally posted by Secret: I've never found that whole emo look on guys attractive... A guy that's into fashion, thinner than a model, and has very strict eating habits come off as homosexual to me. hahahaahahhaahahhahahahaahahhahahaahahahahhhahahhaha.. breath damnit! hahahahahahhaahahahahahahaahahhaahahhahahaahahhahaahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhhahah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 I make the honeys melt like buttah... Nuff said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocaine & hookers Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Originally posted by Devilush: and i also have a tat on my tailbone. wear lip gloss, sometimes lipstickB] oofhah. that tatoo is the tell tale sign of a sweety pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Yeah boogie hands. But whats wrong with farting and picking your nose? Whatever, ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh so clean. Those bulls wrote that song for me. I was like thanks dre, thanks boi. I am the dopest what can I say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 yo SPLINTER- you're funny as hell, anyway i'm small, 5'7", 120 pounds, shoulder length hair, most shirts i wear are way older than me, smell? uh, kinda funny, i wouldnt go with stud here, ugly. and brown twinkie's gotta good point, mean girls suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Originally posted by mental invalid: "To top it all off, my heart belongs to marcio. (The guy that so many girls swoon after.)"-j ...the same guy that said you spoke in confusing metaphors?.....r Yup, he's the only one I ever speak of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 i'm a damn monkey. you take a guess at what i look like. short, covered with brown hair, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 i'm a nasty mcfugly sonofabeeeeyoch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jarryd Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 im straight up prep now... from grade 9-11 i was kinda hip hop, but near the end of 11 i was starting prep, now im full fleged... im 6'3, probably around 170 now i think? brown hair brown eyes, blah blah yup yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 if i shave i look pretty decent. but of course i dont shave until i feel like it...and it takes me 2 to 3 weeks to feel like shaving. im shy...i dont talk unless spoken to. ive always kept to myself. im never smiling unless with my friends, the few i have at least. i dont mind not having tons of friends, in fact people make me nervous. i used to have a terrible case of acne, but its all gone now thanks to a torturous miracle drug called acutane. the treatment involved 3 monthes of dry horrid red skin, and constant nose bleeds, but in the end, 95% of my acne is gone. i wear glasses when im too lazy to put the contacts in, so i basicly always were glasses. the biggest thing with me is that im too shy...i think it comes from being in a military family and always having to move from one place to another. basicly im a lonely person, that doesnt mind being lonely, but at other times does, and i am happiest painting, even though i dont paint enough. fuck it, i need some prozac...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jungle cat Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 must agree with the shyness.. i dont have too many friends either.. but.. all of my friends arent aquantences so yeah.. i also dont shave that often.. hm.. im so shy actually.. that when people try to talk to me, and i dont know them.. i just blow up.. and.. tell them to leave me alone.. just.. not as nice.. because i get so uncomfortable its unbearable. damn nice people.. trying to say hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 i'm about 4'11 to 5'0 feet. i like to round up the height a bit. i'm a little shorty, and that's the truth. i have black hair, but in the sun it shows speckles of brown and auburn...past shoulder length, straight on good days. and layered a bit. i like to keep my hair down. but today is up in a ponytail. dark brown eyes. straight teeth, my momma's so proud of me...didn't need the braces nor the retainer. saved her money. i'm not gonna describe my breasts. i'm totally petite. light brown skin, i'm a filipino...if anyone cares about race. my boyfriend says that i have nice thighs and a nice ass. but that's my boyfriend, he can say that. but i do have an ass for an asian. and i also have a tat on my tailbone. wear lip gloss, sometimes lipstick. and eyliner everyday. it accentuates my almond shaped eyes. no more make up other than that. how i dress: usually i don't dress like a writer. i gave up the baggy clothes a long time ago. so right now i wear classy, no patterns. hoop earrings are everyday. my watch is one of those punk rocker thick banded watches made by guess. nails are sometimes done, french manicured done by myself. today i am wearing my white shirt that says d'lush in red letters under a bright red tight hoodie. 3/4 sleeve length. and black pants with boots. i love denim...dark denim. i wear it all the time. i love tank tops. and dresses and also skirts are a big plus for me, with shirts, nothing too flashy. i also wear glasses sometimes. they are the ones with turtoise shell color with the oval frame. i think i look dorky in them, but my boyfrriend prefers them on me, he says that i looks so sexy. on my down time, or when i bomb, or when i'm out biking, i wear my denim or wind breakers folded up or scrunched up with a tank top and old school shoes. i think that's it. all that really matters is that you ride a track bike. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> i wish my girl would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 I don't think so... uh... ------------------ 2 Can Sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 wait is the point to try to impress each other with our online body images. shiit.. sorry guys imma lose quite quick. ..im an old man.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 i'm the tall skinny character, with strict eating habits, chilling by himself in the corner, guzzling too many damn guinness. i'm usually too drunk to have a conversation so in a way i'm a social invalid. at that point the only thing i have going for me is if girls like skinny guys with tattoos cuz i don't speak in social gatherings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 haha cmeup..im kinda similar to what you described 6', 165lbs, brown hair buzzed, light blue eyes, tan (florida baby), light blemishing, straight teeth (no braces, but gotta get my wisdoms cut out in aug.), right arm is slightly bigger then left due to a broken radius and ulna in the left playing basketball, shy as all hell, wilin' out when with friends, light physique, flossin in cargo shorts with a tshirt, glasses, computer nerd, i like to ride my dyno air in the street, hates school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Originally posted by serum: i don't speak in social gatherings. nor do you send emails http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Originally posted by HESHIANDET: all that really matters is that you ride a track bike. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> i wish my girl would awwww thanks a lot hesh...i ride a track bike and damn proud of riding a track bike. not most girls can ride a fixie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 i cant ride a track bike but i have incredible lips and pretty eyes. that must count for something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 yea my boyfriend has incredible eyes and full pouty lips...i guess it does count for something seeking! it would be better if you can ride. just kidding... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//wink.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 Originally posted by lights out: oofhah. that tatoo is the tell tale sign of a sweety pie. it is a sign of a sweety pie that can take the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yel 2k Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 Originally posted by cmeup: (kinda jacked http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> HA!), no chest muscles http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'> ... my right arm is enormously huger than my left (from wacking off) i can bench like 400 pounds, 395 on tha right side, and 5 pounds on da left http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> 400 and no chest muscle why does that not make any sence to me?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted July 20, 2001 Share Posted July 20, 2001 Im Studly in a Austin Power's way oh wait maybe it's Steve.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 007 Posted July 21, 2001 Share Posted July 21, 2001 i have a skinny girl fetish. like model starve-yourself skinny. ahhhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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