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Originally posted by dELiSs

Al..I don't live in a cave and I'm a virgin. People don't believe me when I tell them..oh well kfsj;alfjkjas;l

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I too am a virgin, and not much older than Deliss..

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Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

theres a j3nf3r and a jenn

i wonder who would win in a 'cool fight' ?

 

j3nf3r enjoys watching pornhttp://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'>

jenn ** rocks out to electric avenuehttp://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'>

 

**edit, apparently she is anything but a virgin.See Also.

( i didnt read much of this thread )

 

im down:king:

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Originally posted by A Fire Inside

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Originally posted by dELiSs

Al..I don't live in a cave and I'm a virgin. People don't believe me when I tell them..oh well kfsj;alfjkjas;l

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I too am a virgin, and not much older than Deliss..

 

its because you listen to a fire inside.

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well lets see.....ive made way too many mistakes in life and far too many more to waste my time regretting another one......becasue to this day i dont know more than five people who dont regret havign sex with the first person they had sex with...so years ago, thanks to a girl by the name of "_______", i decided i wouldnt be one of em....go figure.....i got too many mistakes to make up for in liquor shots to dwell on than that....

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I wish I was still a virgin. Shit was so much easier then. I went and got depressed and I thought I was going to die soon so I got with this girl I was totally incompatible with just for the fuck of it.... She was this rape victim ex-heroin addict and she had all these emotional problems. I knew we were incompatible but after about a month I found out why. She wanted to have a baby. That was like the most important thing in the world to her at the time. I was like yeah that's great but uhh.... what about a future? Maybe I should've stayed with her... Well.... I don't know I didn't really love LOVE her.... eh. Well anyways it was pretty dumb. So now I got to deal with this masturbation desensitation thing. And on top of that teasers gave me blue balls that I can't just fucking get rid of myself. It sucks! So now I got this urethral deterioration thing.... It's pretty bad.... I actully have to ring my dick out so I don't drip on myself after I take a leak. So my penis is dying and my balls are all jacked up and primed to fucking explode. It sucks bad. If I was a virgin I wouldn't have any of these problems. I could just take care of myself. I swear the next time I hook up with a woman I'm fucking staying away from those bitches forever. I'm just going to ditch this nut and fucking run. Fuck them! Ha! Shit if I were to get married it would have to be some kind of contract like "You fucking stay with me forever and ever and don't pull no dumb shit or fucking else it's really going to suck bad for the both of us." And make her sign that bitch in blood. I'm for real. Don't get caught up in that fucking relationship game. too much fucking drama.

Fuck you bitches! If I didn't fucking need companionship, and moral support, and undying and unflagging love, and cuddling, and sex, and dinner by the fireplace, and.... oh fuck this shit! fuck YOU!

Goddamn fucking playing ass teasing fucking muny hungry golddiggin skeez-ballin creepy crawlin tramps! FUCKYA~~~~~!!!!!!

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Know what's worse? I've spent countless time and money on porn and gotten into bad relationships just trying to do something about this and there is no substitute. What's worse what's worse.... people prey on this, entire industries do. It's sick. FUCKYA~~!!!! YEAH~!!!!

Fucking parasites...

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