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Dirty_habiT

I'M A VIRGIN<<

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uhm.. past three girlfriends.

 

 

current romantic interest.. i am 99.9% sure is not going to say that.

 

but wtf is up with 18+ virgins...

 

have they been living in a fucking cave?

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yeah why the fuck do they make houses out of wood and nails and concrete.. what kind of idiot thought that was a good idea.

 

 

shit.. live in the womb foh life yo.. "i still live with my moms!"

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Originally posted by faggotassguy

they should make houses out of vaginas

 

then the whole neighborhood would smell like shit

and the streets would run red

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ive never heard that. thatd be cool, buildin houses out of pussys, you know those damn mosquito spraying trucks? trheyd have to drive around filled with douche so the damn city wouldnt stink.

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Al..I don't live in a cave and I'm a virgin. People don't believe me when I tell them. Not even my best freinds.fuckers.oh well kfsj;alfjkjas;l

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Originally posted by dELiSs

Al..I don't live in a cave and I'm a virgin.

 

how can you say that! what i mean nothing to you?

you just use me and leave me!

what? im nothing! what!

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...i didnt mean it literally.

 

i was surprised all three times..

the second time.. i just stopped dead in my tracks once she told me.. and lemme tell you shes a very pretty girl.. and just it took me off guard.. by the third time.. well it was a bit to late for her to be warning me.. and she knew that.

 

personally im not really into the whole.. virginity thing.. and alot of the time the relationships end up more sour like lemon in my eye.

 

more power to you.

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I live in a cave and I'm NOT a virgin... I resent your portrayal of cave dweelers as "not being able to get laid"... I got women and rocks and... logs...

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Originally posted by Smart

I live in a cave and I'm NOT a virgin... I got women and rocks and... logs...

 

whoa there caveman thats a little too much info

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the only reason to stay a virgin past the age of 16 is if your gonna give birth to jesus...

 

damn girls, at least let the homies around back....

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