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i quit, damn it.

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Originally posted by gabe rock

madonna whore complex

 

No fucking Doubt...

 

MR. PINK

"Like a Virgin" is all about a

girl who digs a guy with a big

dick. The whole song is a

metaphor for big dicks.

 

MR. BLUE

No it's not. It's about a girl

who is very vulnerable and she's

been fucked over a few times.

Then she meets some guy who's

really sensitive--

 

MR. PINK

--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.

Tell that bullshit to the

tourists.

 

JOE

(looking through his

address book)

Toby...who the fuck is Toby?

Toby...Toby...think...think...

think...

 

MR. PINK

It's not about a nice girl who

meets a sensitive boy. Now

granted that's what "True Blue" is

about, no argument about that.

 

MR. ORANGE

Which one is "True Blue?"

 

NICE GUY EDDIE

You don't remember "True Blue?"

That was a big ass hit for

Madonna. Shit, I don't even

follow this Tops In Pops shit, and

I've at least heard of "True

Blue."

 

MR. ORANGE

Look, asshole, I didn't say I

ain't heard of it. All I asked

was how does it go? Excuse me

for not being the world's biggest

Madonna fan.

 

MR. BROWN

I hate Madonna.

 

MR. BLUE

I like her early stuff. You know,

"Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but

once she got into her "Papa Don't

Preach" phase, I don't know, I

tuned out.

 

MR. PINK

Hey, fuck all that, I'm

making a point here. You're gonna

make me lose my train

of thought.

 

JOE

Oh fuck, Toby's that little china

girl.

 

MR. WHITE

What's that?

 

JOE

I found this old address book in a

jacket I ain't worn in a coon's

age. Toby what? What the fuck

was her last name?

 

MR. PINK

Where was I?

 

MR. ORANGE

You said "True Blue" was about a

nice girl who finds a sensitive

fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a

metaphor for big dicks.

 

MR. PINK

Let me tell ya what "Like a

Virgin"'s about. It's about some

cooze who's a regular fuck

machine.

I mean all the time, morning, day,

night, afternoon, dick, dick,

dick, dick, dick,

dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,

dick.

 

MR. BLUE

How many dicks was that?

 

MR. WHITE

A lot.

 

MR. PINK

Then one day she meets a John

Holmes motherfucker, and it's

like, whoa baby. This mother

fucker's like Charles Bronson in

"The Great Escape." He's diggin

tunnels. Now she's gettin this

serious dick action, she's feelin

something she ain't felt since

forever. Pain.

 

JOE

Chew? Toby Chew? No.

 

MR. PINK

It hurts. It hurts her. It

shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should

be Bubble-Yum by now. But when

this cat fucks her, it hurts. It

hurts like the first time. The

pain is reminding a fuck machine

what is was like to be a virgin.

Hence, "Like a Virgin."

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Pink?! Why do I have to be Mr. Pink? Why can't I be Mr. Purple? That starts with a P...

 

Who was it I heard talk about the Madonna/Whore complex in the last couple days... DeNiro? Pacino? Scorcesse?

 

I think it was Pacino but...

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Originally posted by Smart

I wish there were 2 Ketties too, then I could dream about sleeping with both of you at once!

 

come to think of it... I'll be back later, I'm gonna take a nap...

 

a nap my ass, you're gonna go jack off!

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yeah, actually I just did a search for her ass and jacked off here... no, actually, I'm so old that I did a search for her ass and thought about jacking off... ok, I didn't do the search and I thought about jacking off but then I thought about doing the search...

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this is THE ULTIMATE "disconnected thumb" magic trick picture!!!

 

can't you imagine the guy moving the head back and forth and going "oooh-aaaah" in a spooky way?

 

I have 2 crazy ass stories about headless fowl, but I'll keep them to myself... the crazy flapping headless turkey on the laundry line was the best, but the flopping bloody chicken carcass on the sidewalk with the words "Jesus Saves" was pretty cool too...

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I You're going to fuck someone from here, fuck me...i just broke up and i live in the mediterranean...good for me, good for you plus i always liked your fingering flicks

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